Share your dream from last night in one sentence

**FryingMan** · 02-20-2014 12:14 PM

+ a young female doctor saves me from 3 "stroke bubbles" heading for my body through one of the tubes attached to me (I see them), and then attaches a matrix-squidy-like mechanical thingy (neuron stimulator?) encased in a glass tube with thousands of ultrafine metal probes to me and I study it, it takes two-handed operation to work, I'm then in a car with some device telescoping outside of the window and I'm concerned its weight will tip the car over

+ observe a battle to the death for control of one of a set of mind-operated super weapon cars which make the owners wealthy since they're so valuable, and the winner beats his opponent when he's locked body to body with him by transforming himself in to a small child so he is much shorter, and then firing the machine guns in the door of the car through the body of his enemy (and the bullets don't hit the child-man because of his smaller size)

+ working with a technician on diagnosing the problems of a super complicated electronic device, I see him fixing some shorted wires, I'm digging in to putty-like coverings on the nose of the device to expose a necklace clasp which is malfunctioning, I say how strange/funny it is that a tiny simple component can ruin the operation of such an expensive complicated device.

+ outdoors at twilight playing catch on a large open field, I know the T family (facebook friends) lives just a hundred yards beyond the field, I think how surprised they will be when I show up for a visit since we've never met in person

+ interviewing the owner/designer of some super-secret device (perhaps the one worked on above), he's showing me around the grounds of his design centre, I stand at a beautiful outdoors scene in the shade of trees looking at a crystal clear flowing creek (flowing left to right), there's a Y intersection in the water, and gardens/houses/hlils rising up to blue skies and clouds in the distance, I wonder where we are and ask him "is this nearby the (some real place)?", I ask if the dump their waste into the water and a woman's voice says yes, I was going to try to drink the water but won't now. Outdoors/bright daylight.

+ (possibly continuing the above) face-to-muzzle with several fierce dogs sliding down some sort of pole/tubes, the point is to hold on, I'm a bit concerned about them biting me

+ playing some food tossing competition with an opponent of mine, I think he's rigged the game, it's like shuffleboards but with pieces of food, first guy tosses a piece of food and the second guy has to make his land as close to the original as possible, he starts with some orange colored cake thing, I think he's messed with my piece, I end up wadding a bunch of orange cake together and tossing it and it lands pretty far to the right of his piece, I think he's rigged the table as well since it's just a foot off of the ground, way too low, -- some people nearby are laughing about a girl in a contorted funny position on her knees.

+ I see my old college roommates (real, college age) are repainting the front of our house (fictional) with a mural against a white background, I see my face painted on the mural as one of 3 faces, I'm honored they put it there, it's a drawing of my face looking like how my wife drew me when we were still dating, then the friends are sitting around a circle joking, I'm standing a little ways apart, I think they're talking about me

**Coheed** · 02-20-2014 03:13 PM

- I go shopping with my sister, nearly buy a dinosaur shirt and meet my sisters friend and her 2 babys. Dream Journal Entry

- Just like oneironauts there is another group of people that try to achieve dream (not lucid ones) about near death experience and I watch one guy trying to achieve that with help of a chubby mermaid. Dream Journal Entry

- Me and my friends were playing an elaborate online FPS game in which you could build things similarly to Minecraft, where I met my friends dog in human form and found tons of giant underground hallways full of hentai pictures built by some unknown player. Dream Journal Entry

- 3 guys (2 of which were internet personalities Egoraptor and Jontron) and 1 girl sat around a table and showed each other their nipples. Dream Journal Entry

- My mother watches a weird live show were they analyze a dubbed version of the the Scottish comedy show "Limmy's show". Dream Journal Entry

- Some friends and me were in Zak Bagans room, where we planned on buying a book for a Pen&Paper RPG together and then left through a window. Dream Journal Entry

- It's stormy outside and my father licks a dead mouse he found. Dream Journal Entry

**Phantox** · 02-20-2014 07:29 PM

1 Was standing in the middle of somewhere while it was raining

2 I was an assassin but instead of killing people I had to have sex with them

3 My helicopter crashed and I had to kill zombies like in L4D while my group left me

4 I was in a warzone on a roof and when I saw an enemy soldier (who was a girl) show sympathy to a fallen comrade, I jumped off the roof and committed suicide in hopes that the fighting would stop.

I don't have dream journal entries for any of these because I'm catching up on my previous entries.

**ParadoxOwl** · 02-20-2014 08:04 PM

Some guy chased me, he grabbed me and i fell to the floor onto my back, he is on top off me and he is about to murder me with a razor-blade...my alarm goes of.

Trying to make my way down some stairs but I'm scared I may fall.

Stairs!!!! - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

**Thena** · 02-20-2014 10:03 PM

The lights went out at work and I was using the flashlight app on my phone to find an actual flashlight.

**~~Astaroth~~** · 02-20-2014 10:58 PM

Hum I had a lucid but I don't remember anything now. I remember counting my fingers and then wanting to fly.

**~~Astaroth~~** · 02-21-2014 02:14 PM

- Rashes all over my body. Disgusting.
- I was killing zombies with an awesome legendary sword. Then I woke up into another dream and told a friend of mine about the sword, which actually existed in ''real life''.
- Lucid. I was in some kind of cell. I became lucid and wanted to wake up because a guy wanted to kidnap me. After that he locked me up and I managed to open the iron door with a katana. Then cut his head off and went flying.

- I extracted DMT.

**Thena** · 02-21-2014 06:14 PM

I was walking home when Chewbacca (or someone dressed as Chewbacca) approached me, waving some sort of ad brochure, and he fled in a hurry as prepared to punch him.

**KonchogTashi** · 02-21-2014 06:29 PM

There is a huge, catastrophic alien invasion, and I discover my "vacuum robot" is a beacon to call a benevolent race to defend the Earth against the invaders.

**sparkley** · 02-21-2014 07:02 PM

Saw her AGAIN..

**Coheed** · 02-21-2014 09:35 PM

- I'm watching some weird WWE live event on TV with my mom. Dream Journal Entry

- Some German comedians do some kind of Jackass-like show and do a fake fight on my old school. Dream Journal Entry

- I'm writing down notes about my last dream on my phone... Dream Journal Entry

**Wasatch** · 02-21-2014 09:44 PM

1. My dad stocks the refrigerator with like, five pounds of cheese, and I'm not happy about it because I don't want to eat dairy.
2. My dad and I are driving around looking for three wounded dogs, but at the same time I realize that these dogs don't exist; the dream then takes this realization and turns the wounded dogs into a media gimmick (will people go out of their way to help animals, etc).
3. I'm in Britain and I'm using dreams to try to connect with some Celtic ancestors, when all of a sudden the dream "screen" pans way out, I can see the land from far above, and a voice thunders out: "Who do you think you are?" (to try to contact them)
4. I'm forced to live with a roommate and I absolutely hate it, especially when she tries to use my computer.

**Enjyu** · 02-21-2014 10:25 PM

I was having a conversation with a surprisingly philosophical toaster.

**KonchogTashi** · 02-22-2014 05:05 PM

I smoke weed at a gas station, and stargaze; later I become lucid and fly loop-de-loops while sining a mantra.

dj entry: Smoking weed at a gas station and lucid flying - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

**Thena** · 02-22-2014 05:53 PM

My boss told me that we needed to re-route the power cords from a crib display because Tom Hanks tried to buy the power cords.

**Iokheira** · 02-22-2014 07:02 PM

-I'm a spy trying to balance recruiting for the resistance and keeping my cover
-Flying a kite

**Wasatch** · 02-22-2014 07:47 PM

1. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is upset at his chip's malfunctioning, so I tell him where he can get a new-and-improved version of the chip that acts more like an electronic soul, capable of creating actual remorse, etc.

2. A college basketball team is plotting to stage an accident and then sue the school for lots of money, but first they invent girlfriends for themselves in order to maximize sympathy from the public.

**~~Astaroth~~** · 02-23-2014 01:03 PM

Terrified because I was pissing pink.

**LucasPotter** · 02-23-2014 02:45 PM

Bono had lost his left leg, which was found later that that day in the snow. Bono and his leg were both fine.

**Iokheira** · 02-24-2014 02:47 AM

-I was a soldier for a dystopian government, taking children away from their parents to be adopted by people loyal to the cause
-I had five dogs and my husband wanted a sixth, but I thought we'd go broke if we adopted any more

**Thena** · 02-24-2014 03:32 AM

I had to navigate Mario and Luigi to grab as many pieces of cake as possible to score points, but I couldn't get Luigi to move.

**FryingMan** · 02-24-2014 08:46 AM

Terrible to-bed time, I'm slipping again to bad habits. Still managed some recall, though:

Trying to keep the summaries really short now, and leave the detail for the dj:

+ at my favorite lake on a plastic blow-up raft, see other people, get lost leaving the lake area, arrive into a city, riding up steep hills on bikes

+ at a party with my jr high sweetheart, I feel self-conscious

+ on a bunk-bed with college (male) friend in intimate position, I'm weirded out by that, we talk about stuff, I see his girlfriend who has amazingly hairy legs from the calves down, she gets dressed, applying "spray on shoes"

+ at a party with other grad school friends, they're preparing frozen candy with a few pieces of pizza and bacon, I end up floating on a rollaway bed on a raft on water.

**Enjyu** · 02-24-2014 01:11 PM

I was wanted by the police for committing the horrible crime of eating food in a cinema.

**Iokheira** · 02-24-2014 04:26 PM

-I had to stab someone for some reason
-My old neighbor was trying to sell her house for $300,000
-I was taking high school courses along with my college courses
-The boat home from college was too tall and hit the top of a tunnel, so I had to swim, and got lost for a while

**OpheliaBlue** · 02-25-2014 01:35 AM

I kinda got into a fight with Siri in a non lucid: Apparently I was holding down the home button too long, and she kept calling me out on it and bitching me out in that sarcastic tone of hers. I finally hit the button as lightly and quickly as humanly possible, when she said, "Hello, how can I help you today?" in the sweetest Siri voice you can imagine, as if the fight never happened.

(stupid bitch, I finally changed her into a man so there HAH!)