Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Was in a bus and a girl outside in a trailer started taking off her clothes at me

I like this thread, I often find it too irksome reading through massive chunks of writing

Got into a fight with some rude person in a movie theater.

I saw a bloody corpse in a bag.

OK!

I'm gonna get caught, better run away-lets teleport, in the house of mirrors- teleport to a school! (LD) One of 3!

i admitted i was in love with my partner's girlfriend, (while being thrown out of an apartment stemming from a University takeover of private lands, and she was helping me with my bags), and she reciprocated.

Doing a reality check when a dead, frozen, headless blackbird, starts growling at me like a dog.

I was looking at my turtle, she looked quite strange, and then started barking! Couldn't keep my eyes off her! Didn't realize I was dreaming, though. ;)

Killed an old friend in a grocery store, and strangely enough, went to heaven RIGHT after he died. I then saw and hugged my dog. Except she was about 6 months old in the dream.

I am the pharaohs wife and my husband is cheating on me, the BASTARD!!!

Threatening my nightmare with a utility knife.

"Oh, no, I'm gonna need more time for that assignment "*BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!* SDKFJSKDJFKSDJKFLAJLSHOLYCRAP! Oh. Great. Thunder. So much for 8 hours sleep.

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Fat chick, complaining about knives and swine flu!
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French ice cream falling off cone, me swearing in French.

short lucid due to alarm clock fail.

Something personal that blurred with the events of RL.

I found what looked like a nameless grave in my dream house, Marked only by square box and a cross drawn in the center.

some weird psychic says " One of your close friends will betray you and you will want revenge"

Ooooooodddddd..

There was a vicious rattlesnake living underneath my house!

My friend teaches me how to cut people's hair and my first attempt goes very well.

Watching some cool stuff in the night sky, several large explosions went off in the sky which I found out later were nukes.

Another dream, I was level editing for Doom (the computer game), but I was actually in the level I was creating.

Long, awesome lucid, which led to a false awakening where I wrote as much down as I could remember, before actually waking up, having forgotten so much more. :?

1) My drama queen of a cousing was freaking out cause her stuffed animals were dead, meanwhile, my dog kept attacking me.
2) A member of a band I saw in concert somehow got attatched to the stage at the last song.

Cheesy ghost music

Got into a high speed car chase with police because of being wrongly accused of shoplifting milk from a grocery store.

I was married and had a daughter, who went to the same high school as me :V

I had another (and less weird) dream near the morning, don't remember much about it though.

this guy's motorcycle was on fire and he thought i was racing him, but i was trying to get away.

i yelled at him that his bike was on fire and he laughed and goes "OOPS!"