Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

1. Random gunfire kills one child that I had an unfortunate close view of experiencing, and the other was one from afar.

2. I ran a mile in 4 minutes and 30 seconds thanks to a healthy dosage of deus ex machina.

3. My apartment, or at least the previous one ends up being messy, and I get distracted only to eventually realize I still need to clean up this apartment.

4. I go out late at night and a relative finds me and I go back inside the house...I know, so original.

Random Gunfire Kills Children, Mile in 4:30, Messy Apartment, Relative Catches Me Late at Night - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

The stone statue of the Wolf God was talking to me, and I was a princess. Must have been self-absorbed because I don't remember a thing he said...

1. I'm secret agent man again hiding under a desk and encountered a female that came out of possessing a body and ran away.

2. A girl is doing the limbo and vomits in a way that defies physics.

Female Disintegrates Body and Runs Away from Military Base - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

A nonlucid where there were these giant creatures in the water.

DC: Look at that giant creature in the water!!
Me: Oh that humongous shark on top of that sandbar?
DC: No, the creature UNDER the shark!!
Me: Oh that's not a sandbar. O_O

Basically an impossibly large shark was just kinda chilling on top of an even larger prehistoric looking alligator that was so huge, I thought it was a sandbar hehe. Always a bigger fish.

1. Playing chess, there are many open lines to the opponents kings and rooks and I have my rooks and queen in position for a scathing attack -- I see good moves, but I keep looking for better moves

2. Approaching the Great Bird at a large audience with many people -- I dare to respond to its query, stepping forward, "34" I answer -- the bird sheds magical (dragon-like) scales from its wings, but chooses another (a nemesis of mine) for its hero.

3. Walking by a food stall -- my children point out that they're selling jalapeno cake, I have trouble seeing it but eventually see it on a shelf under the counter, it's covered entirely in jalapeño slices and tomato sauce.

4. Offering a donation to a monastery, the amount I offer is small, they say "you want to donate [5 cents?]?", I say no no no I want to donate $15, I spent the rest of the time trying to find the right amount in my wallet which is filled with bills, and to help them find my original donation envelope but they keep looking in the wrong places.

Some guy puts me in a really realistic computer simulation to learn my brainwaves and get information out of me

Fishing in a pond and I caught a frog that wiggled its butt at me then hopped back in the pond.

What's wrong with people? This is the second time the government wants to kill me for flying

1. A guest calls out a relative of mine and another relative calls him out as well.

2. I'm running away from a small vehicle with a machine gun, going through a ventilation system, getting out to meet Cyborg from the Justice League asking me if I wanted to hop in and escape, and then participating in a Go Kart Race only to have an ideomotor reflex to hammer a person's leg, and his partner convinces me to stop and continue with the race.

3. I shot three out of the four women coming after me, I had 90 seconds to have sex with the survivor for some odd reason, and I turned into Barbie's boyfriend, Ken, and went through sensational air humping 2.0.

4. Holland Taylor hires a squad to hunt me down, and I believe it was because I was holding a bag that would carry on to the next dream, and I had to use a Spartan method to line the squad in a linear fashion to somehow kill/knock them out/run away from them.

5. After dream #4, I went inside an elevator and a security cop asks what's inside the same bag I had in the previous dream, so I lied and said I had clothes inside and people eventually tell me the bag has Ironman parts for Tony Stark Enterprises --- glad Tony Stark hires horrible security.

Called Out, Weird Kart Race, Shot 3 out of 4 Women & Had Sex with Survivor, Squad Hunt, Tony Stark - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Running a giant heist where we grab about 15 bags of loot and tons of other good stuff, but 5 bulldozers appear and we almost have to restart the mission.

I was part of a redo for the movie Slingblade, where Doyle manages to shoot and kill the mother after all.

1. big black guy eats the last chip off my plate in a restaurant, I get pissed and tell him he owes me a chip, some other guys are laughing and planning to mess with my food further

2. I realize that we're all born with a magical bug (which is born at the same time) in our mouths (just finished rereading Ender's Game in RL) that we should try to save until the moment we really need it -- move into a house with a frog with a huge mouth that digests things in its mouth, and a room full of girls but there's a baby monitor in the room so I have to "behave" .

3. A gay fellow is commenting that the ceiling moulding in a room should be painted orange.

4. I'm observing restauranteurs preparing elaborate dishes with sauces, I see them pouring the sauces over the food in intricate patterns.

5. a business deal is going down, I'm in a car with big shots, there is talk of investment in related companies, I say it's a good idea to invest into related companies because it really boosts motivation for them to help our company.

I was in a big flat and a lot of people came to party hard with me and I was afraid of falling out my bed.

I was in my room (didn't do RC ) and the sky was so dark and I was thinking 'What's going on its 11 in the morning, there should be light''.

(That's it! I'm never taking a lortab before bed again. Apparently it gives me sleep paralysis.) I feel a hard finger jab me between the shoulders, I try to ask him what the hell he wants, but the old guy just reaches around and grabs my wrist. He's threatening to rape me and I can't move, reasoning that I must want it if I'm not running away. I managed to wake myself up though. Thanks Lortab, for creeping me the hell out. Again.

In New York with my parents taking photos of the buildings. It felt so real...

[Lucid]. I was with a lot of people in school and talking with them. I don't know when I became lucid, stabilized the dream thinking it and touching everything and took a friend by his hand to show him what was I able to do. After jumping from the third flat (and being scared of adrenaline waking me up) I was about to open a door to change the landscape, but I woke up.

Trying so hard not to wake up from having Jensen Ackles all to myself!

Last night:

1. Climbing a foggy mountain, the fog will prevent us from getting where we want to, on the other side the fog clears to show a beautiful ocean, and on the shore is located a large, very spiky/sharp, beautiful crystal transparent sacrificial statue.

2. a group of people at an outdoor eating area, trying to eat an inedible green fruit, nobody likes it, it's stringy and nasty, some of the fruits are transparent pink, I see a big beautiful wooden cutting board and I say "ooooooh, now *that's* a cutting board, my boards are all small and the carrot slices always fall to the ground"

3. there's a lot of desert left over from some event, the industrial-sized trays are lying about in a kitchen, I'm choosing which ones to take.

4. group of giggly teen girls, they're laughing at me, I'm holding a sort of squeeze bottle of a condiment, one girl comes up and says, "oohh, are those ONIONS!?" and directs the squeeze bottle into her mouth and I squeeze it (I think it's mayonaise), they ask me a question and I answer shortly in another language, they laugh that this and are amazed I speak english.

5. a water dispenser near a pond is out of plastic cups, they're not providing cups any more due to cost cutbacks.

6. a roadkill squirrel flat and dry is on the outside of my car when I get out, it falls off my car and morphs into my living cat while I watch, amazed.

some crazy big space cars dream with hot ladys that got much cash and handle the world , at the end an erotic sceneon the sand and wake up.

I can't remember MY dream anymore because I was lazy and didn't journal it, but Danny dreamed something because his arm reached around and groped the hell out if me in his sleep and he don't remember nothing lol.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I can't remember MY dream anymore because I was lazy and didn't journal it, but Danny dreamed something because his arm reached around and groped the hell out if me in his sleep and he don't remember nothing lol.

Or so he claims.

I had some work related crap, that I didn't write down.

I was just about to have a nice long soak in the ultra-swanky bathroom of some luxury apartment...but then the owner showed up.

>_<

1. I kissed a friend of mine.
2. A bee was chasing me over a field in Brazil, so I took a glider and went back to Spain. Fucking bugs.
3. Playing electric guitar like a boss.