Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Saw my dead grandma and lucidly got to love on her a bit just in time for Valentines Day.

-In a futuristic city fighting zombies and people
-Frag where I'm in class fumbling to give someone back their notes since I haven't copied them (which will actually happen if I don't do that now...)
-Frag where a guy is petting a horse and getting narrated by Morgan Freeman (of course, right? )
-Inside a board game where I have to cross a roaring highway where stopping for people is only a suggestion

Probably will type these up after class, or in between if I have time.

-in one dream i wasnt me, i was looking at Brooke. Long atory about her.

Anyway, she wanted to point something out to this woman she was with, she was swimming in a small pool in a one piece suit, the other firl threw her clothes over a tree even though this is indoors, they go into another pool, and she rapes her . luckily it looked cartoony.

-dumbest LD ever. I find out i am dreaming, want to ask a dc a question. I wake up without another thought, but i deild. After a second i wake up again and have to tuen off my alarm clock.... Gr...

Lucid dream, then woke up to sleep paralysis.

A crowned beast rose out of the sea.

1. A wizard conjures up homes for me and my brother.
2. I was told I couldn't celebrate Christ's birth on Christmas by some Priests, turned into a Pterodactyl and showed them who's boss.
3. Was reviewing previous dream, ended up flying around my house and turned lucid.

My mom came into my room and told me that she just applied me to 4 jobs. this would be good news for me because I have adhd and motivation is a huge problem for people like me so my mom doing the applications for me is a huge help. I was pretty pissed when I found out it was just a dream.

- there is a beast in a lair (but he is actually just a man), and when i become lucid, a bunch of DC's help me kill it.

- another lucid, i was pretty much just flying, and came up with a new traveling technique: sliding on your tush really fast (since i was able to do that faster than flying...)

1. I was looking for a wire harness in the bathroom and saw the "Six Sigma police" in blue cop uniforms when I came out. I told them they have a lot of work to do because these morons don't understand what 6S really is. (sorry, that was 2 sentences )

2. I had a FA that is was 11:11AM rushed around to get get ready for church, peed in two directions making a mess, woke to another FA at 11:11Am (I hate that number. It follows me everywhere)

3. Trying to drive my care in a tight spot while my wife was going door to door for something.

4. I was on the forums and it was all voice activated with no typing.

5. A vague dream about lucid dreaming (non lucid I think)

People disappear as the end times are here.

End times here as well ^ but everthing was a 3D oil painting in motion (sometimes) as I was protecting a young boy with surprizing abilities.

Swimming in a salt water pool, woman asks me if I want to father her children; when I accept, she summons two goat-men (that would occasionally turn into formally dressed Scots) to chain me to the wall and leave me to starve to death.

I am a skilled computer hacker who is the 6th most dangerous person in the world, but when I try read my email I find that someone has hacked into my account.

- Searching for a mate in my church (kind of ironic)

-My neighbors pet panda tried to kill me

-I had a creepy science teacher and found a phone in a river
-I had to infiltrate Target and found out that people were paying them to work there, and a woman drugged me
-I was throwing a bridal shower but the bride was late and I accidentally went ziplining on the beach
-I saw a German Shepherd with backwards legs
-My mom gave me several books by a man named Dipshit Monday
-My mom was still using ABC on her Blackberry so I tried to change it to T9

1. I call out a Japanese man on something stupid, then steal a $1 breakfast sandwich
2. I, with others, take a test at a restaurant, then socialize.

Dang it! Dreams are weird! For about the last two weeks I have had only two kinds of dreams ... huge, incredible, interesting, detailed ones that have faded so completely that I could not remember even a single bit of them within two seconds of waking up (and yet, I knew I'd just lost great dreams) or ones that I could remember, but were so utterly short, blah, and worthless, that though I could remember them, they weren't worth writing down! WHY?!?

Anyway, after about two weeks of that, I had one dream worth remembering on the 16th, two on the 18th, and two today. Here are today's:

1) Driving to a job interview that I decide I don't want, and find myself being told I have to change my oil at least once every 300,000 miles (that seems too often to me), before I find myself taking pictures of artistic balloons and trying to keep Nina from 24 from throwing herself off a train, as she tries to take a ghost child as a hostage.

2) I find myself shaking hands with Graves in the Adventurers Club, before he walks off and leaves me holding his arm, which feels women up as I carry it downstairs, which everybody finds hilarious!

1) Realized I was dreaming while in the cockpit of a plane, mid-flight, and decided to crawl through the glass windshield and do a little surfing on the nose of the aircraft.

-found dream guy in clothing store, his face changed, there was a connection we had, he left, then i left, i went back to find him, he wasn't there, he left a note to meet me at his place, i went, seen him, end of dream.

Dental tools were brand new, laying on the counter ready to use. Snakes were slithering out of the kitchen faucet (yikes!). I kept looking at a house or to buy. The adjacent land had green rolling hills, and gold and diamonds everywhere, all you had to do was rub the ground and it would come up. And then, oil and egrets in the Gulf....Couldn't do that in one sentence, sorry.

#1 I keep dreaming I am on the forums responding to posts but the computer is voice activated.

#2 Linkzelda let me take his truck and drive to Angel Falls and I turned into a werewolf after my jump.

I remained courageous and dignified, even at my own execution...which I didn't realize was just being staged...

My brother moved to Denmark and worked at some military base thing, I went there and sneaked in wearing a wig which was mostly brown, except for the ends that had all colors of the rainbow o.o.