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I was taking a math test, but i had a wristwatch on that magically displayed the answers to all the questions.
I was in a MASSIVE ball pit with the German exchange student, but I fell to the bottom of it and found a giant stock of illegal prescription drugs, so apparently the German Exchange student was the leader of a drug cartel, but then a purple god emerges from the ball pit and says that he is actually the leader, well the FBI saw and decided to get involved so they dressed up some of their male agents as hot females but then they got too drunk and started dancing on tables.
:paranoid:
http://ompldr.org/vZXpwMA
We can always count on the FBI. :P
Female Body Inspectors that get drunk....HA!
Living in some sort of orphanage that was experiencing the fallout from multiple recent nuclear explosions.
It was the end of the world so everyone went away in a shuttle and crashed on venus and died, them I went into the shuttle again and accidentally crashed on earth and found out there where people there and the world didn't end so we lived on a peacefull society where everyone was free and people didn't need money.
I was on an airplane and this one guy was snoring loudly so a lady dumped her soup on him.
an ex was telling me there was blood on my couch because he hates leather .(the couch was not made of leather but some leather from leatherworking was on the couch)
I was talking to a tiger, who told me I was the chosen one.
For what? I'm not quite sure.
TL;DR ... Prickteasers, etc. I carried a car around and did a limbo dance with it. :)
the beach/school/attack
I was in class and some girl said something that really pissed me off so I threw a rock at her xD.
My dream recall is so bad currently, the past week I only recalled 7 dreams and the week before that 36 lol. Gotta love work O:
Mainly what I was remember is that right before I woke up some stonery guy who reminds me of someone I knew in high school (but I don't think it was exactly him) was telling some joke about weed, but the only part I actually recall is just him screaming over and over again and me laughing like crazy. >___>
First lucid in a long while, escorted some people out of my restaurant, flew around a bit, and met up with the 6 Merry Murderesses once again on my way to visit Griffin.
I had a showdown with the devil who came as this really dark looking kid about my age. He could come into my mind and creat fake realities or situations I was in but I fought through the illusions he created and won the duel. It was pretty epic I woke up feeling badass cause well; I beat the devil. More details and more people but im to lazy to write a dj entry about it this one stays with me till forgotten though not anytime soon.
I decided to go to sleep earlier, because sleeping for 5 hours is bad for my dream recall and it worked! :D
1: Me and some friends were being gangsters at the pool.
2: I was at school and wanted to show my dream journal to my friends but I didn't do it because it was way to personally.
3: I was at school again and I had this public locker outside and someone kept putting random items in it like shampoo and stuff. So I decided to find out who did that and it turned out to be a real criminal, he scared the hell outa me xD.
Btw I got a question, so lets say me dream sign is school. How can I perform reality checks to my dream sign? Because It's summer so I won't visit school everyday. Can't I just close my eyes and visualize me sitting in class and then perform some reality checks, is that ok? Or do you have any other ideas. Thanks (: x
I was the political leader of an ancient civilization and they were rebelling against me.
Interesting night :)
1. Melanieb and me were in a labyrinth and she told me that Jack Coleman was the best actor in Heroes, then she wanted to show me something, but can't remember what...
2. I was in a desert, where i could see a little girl playing in the sand. I could change the whole world around me with my thoughts, like one moment the world looked ordinary, but the in the other colors started fading away and everything turned upside down. At other times the little girl turned into a shadow and the world around her became candy that was on fire.
I also found two giraffe heads and put them together, then the two heads melted into eachother and walked away.... Weird dream.
3. L. B. was at our house and wanted to stay for a while, but while he was on his way, some fairy made him shrink that small as the fairy itself. He had to get through various obstacles while i was waiting for him and wondering what happened.
4. I was some kind of half-bird and was climbing on houses in an urban city. Then i found my way into a house where i wanted to find an old woman who i thought could help me get rid of my "bird curse"...
5. I wanted to get to school along with some classmates, so we took the bus. But turns out the bus used some kind of super technology, so when it reached a certain point on the road, everyone inside the bus instantly teleported to their destination.
1. I'm on a sneaking mission, and after going through a few dream resets and shifts, I meet a blue haired lady who tells me, "You have something I want, and I want it now," and she ruffles through my pocket (while I'm thinking this must be S&M), and takes out a four-ink pen and clicks it in front of me.
2. Listening to Alyzarin's voice pitch a little.
3. Burning babies into Diamonds and cooling said diamonds off. (oh yeah! randomness for the win!)
4. Going around the world, going to school, meeting people who want to go to different colleges/universities, and all sorts of things.
Blue Haired Lady and 4-ink Pen, Alyzarin's voice, Burning Babies, Around the World - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views
I have never woken up screaming, but this time I actually did.
I was in my room, watching a film, I can't quite remember what one but a news report interrupts and tells me that there is zombies attacking humans, I look out my window and see people being attacked, I run through to the bathroom and grab a toilet brush (:roll:) - before running outside and shouting "Come at me, you zombie bastards"), then they all turn to face me and I say "Oh shit" and wake up as they converge on me and my toilet brush.
My father was being awarded some sort of knighthood in an Irish catholic church, but we had to leave in the middle of the recitations to go horseback riding.