Thread: Facts and Laws in the Dream Realm

Originally Posted by Xinro

Every time I remember a dream, it seems to give me a new little tidbit of information that makes absolutely no sense in the waking world. That's just the way dreams are, but it's funny when I think about it. A dream last night revealed to me that the smell of raspberry cream will hurl me across the room and paralyze me. Another said that my town had a giant wolf-dogs that it will send after you if you break any of their rules.

What weird facts, laws, and rules have you dreams given you?

I once had it that someone once said to me in a dream "The Ground is Living."

"There is no body without the legs."

Apparently rolling down a hill with a girl results in accidental sex, which is a crime against humanity.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Apparently rolling down a hill with a girl results in accidental sex, which is a crime against humanity.

LOL!

Invisible objects (even if they can't be touched) work just as well as solid, visible objects.

Zombies take coffee breaks.

hmm, well in my dream if I really get in to kissing my asian gf she will magically turn black and I wont notice...BTW Im white so its not like Im just converting her to my race subconsciously lol.

My brother and I don't get along in my dreams.

The CIA tests new recruits with hide and seek.

Walls are relative and can be passed through easily.

I can breathe in water... and enjoy it!

Being food is painful, so try not to get bitten.
I'm not imortal, just stubborn.
Dogs are not man best friend, its dragons!
Apparently in my dreams, I have 4 common names "It!, He!, Monster! and You!"

And thats all for now <.<

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Apparently rolling down a hill with a girl results in accidental sex, which is a crime against humanity.

Reminds me of Jack and Jill.

The weakness of zombies is Broadway musicals, and when you're rolling across the countryside on a Segway, there will always be a convenient steak-on-a-stick stand nearby.

Half-dead tigers can't maim you if you are floating.

There is no such thing as a were-virgin.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

The CIA tests new recruits with hide and seek.

Professional spies!

In my lucid dreams I am God :p

If you want to play golf, you've gotta go through a roof.

(Don't ask me )

I am not allowed to have sex with my dreamguide she said if I try she will wake me up. It's been 4 years now since she gave me that warning and I haven't dared to break it.. she can be very scary sometimes :<

I'd like to know tho if I really woke up if I tried Curiosity kills the cat.

Another I learned last night: Mums can fly.

Originally Posted by Unelias

I am not allowed to have sex with my dreamguide she said if I try she will wake me up. It's been 4 years now since she gave me that warning and I haven't dared to break it.. she can be very scary sometimes :<

I'd like to know tho if I really woke up if I tried Curiosity kills the cat.

DO IT.

Also, jeeps can not and will not take any noticeable damage, even after running down several hundred men in full body armor.

-If you can find the reset button it will all be ok.
-Don't stay in the river too long, you will be eaten.
-Don't remove anything from the ship, it's muddy and gross and people will make fun of you
-You can't kill the white rabbit.
-If you are towing a car and you drive fast enough, the other car will float like a kite

Originally Posted by CJ1145

DO IT.

Also, jeeps can not and will not take any noticeable damage, even after running down several hundred men in full body armor.

I won't. Might be hard for you to understand, but I will not do it

I am not a law guy, I dislike regulations and order in general. Yet, this is something I hold very dear in my heart.

Peer pressure is explosive.

Don't ask, I don't know either.

Originally Posted by Unelias

I won't. Might be hard for you to understand, but I will not do it

I am not a law guy, I dislike regulations and order in general. Yet, this is something I hold very dear in my heart.

I understand that. I'm fascinated when life presents us with those "it's just something I need to do" kind of situations.

...And any electronic device can turn people into zombies. (They almost got me, but I ran away when I saw the radio. Fight the power!)

...And it's not unusual to suddenly find out you're under water. I rather enjoy the experience!

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

...And any electronic device can turn people into zombies. (They almost got me, but I ran away when I saw the radio. Fight the power!)

I had to laugh when I read that X3

...You cannot control the DCs. -__-'

Originally Posted by Pegasis

I once had it that someone once said to me in a dream "The Ground is Living."

The ground is living. At least that's what we learn in judo. You and the ground are one and you should never let that bond sever, physically and mentally...

I learned this night that they are not vultures if they have small talons.