I would discover that with great power, comes great responsibility... (No, you perverted idiots! I'd be Spider-Man :p)

Also, the girl I love would love me back...

WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE?! D' *sobs*

Sorry about that... Anyways, there would be an eighth continent named Car'Ghana based entirely off a book I'm writing, with elves, kobolds, maniacal dwarves, and an Evil Spider-Man. (He's not in the story, but I'm gonna need someone to fight, eh?)