Thread: I Pissed My Bed!

This has happened 3 or 4 times within the last few years. None recently.
I was dreaming of pissing and ended up pissing in reality. I remember it felt very weird in my dream, almost like I shouldn't be doing it. One time I was at a gym pissing in the shower, and it felt strange. I was looking down pissing straight ahead, but felt it on my leg. Then I thought "thats weird, it feels like I should stop but I can't see why". It was then after I finished that I thought...."Oh shit, I must be dreaming!" Right then I woke up to a soaked bed. I was pissed...literally. I haven't done this since a kid. I was also sober when I went to bed. Has this happened to anyone?

Lol!!!

I pissed once in a dream, it was strangely relieving, but I did not piss myself.
I woke up not so long after and ran to the bathroom for IRL relief.

I guess you're just unlucky.

I have gone to the bathroom in my dream and woke up later with piss all over the place

My guess is not TOO unusual

I'm always afraid of this happening, but thank god it hasn't - because when I really need to pee, I have dreams of trying to find a clean bathroom and then finally I do and can go. I'm just glad I'm not peeing IRL like I am in my dream!

Yeah fortunately, when ever dreaming of needing the toilet, and going; my bladder has thus far been under control

Hehe, that would suck. That doesn't happen to me though. I'm not sure if this fate is any better... If I have to go to the restroom in a dream, I really do have to pee in real life. So when I start in a dream I just keep going, and going, and going... I usually give up after about five minutes, but you can understand how that could piss me off (get it...not funny OK).

*sigh*

For the sake of helping another individual, I will publicly admit that this has happened to me in the past. Just don't bring it up next time we're all at a board meeting or something.

I was like, "fuck this" when it happened to me, and I vowed to make sure it never happened again. What I did was a) empty my bladder before going to sleep every night and b) (this is the most important bit) I performed an RC every time I used the bathroom IRL. This event happened a few years ago, and with the help of those two methods, I'm proud to say I've been piss-free!

I'm just glad that no one was in my bed with me that one fateful night. And you should be too.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I'm proud to say I've been piss-free!

Someone sig this...

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I'm just glad that no one was in my bed with me that one fateful night. And you should be too.

No, actually my girl was in bed with me. This was about a year ago. I jumped up when I realized what happened and said "Oh shit!". Then she woke up startled and said "WTF! Are you serious? Its a good thing we weren't new!

Anyways I've told myself that anytime I piss and it feels "wrong" or strange I must be dreaming, so stop. Since then I've had a few dreams where I started to piss and I said to myself, "Wait, this feels weird. I must be dreaming", and then I wake up. Maybe I can use this for a DILD. So I don't think it will happen again now that I've had to make a mental note.

There are times now though when I'm really stoned or drunk and start pissing IRL and I'm really not sure if its a dream or not. So just in case I stop and figure I'll try again later. Now that I know about reality checks from these boards I'll do those when I'm unsure.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

*sigh*

For the sake of helping another individual, I will publicly admit that this has happened to me in the past. Just don't bring it up next time we're all at a board meeting or something.

I was like, "fuck this" when it happened to me, and I vowed to make sure it never happened again. What I did was a) empty my bladder before going to sleep every night and b) (this is the most important bit) I performed an RC every time I used the bathroom IRL. This event happened a few years ago, and with the help of those two methods, I'm proud to say I've been piss-free!

I'm just glad that no one was in my bed with me that one fateful night. And you should be too.

don't be embarrased alot of people have the same problem, seems like youve got it handled very well!, i bet this will help the original poster

i've never had this problem myself, if i gotta do during my sleep i just kinda wakeup automatically

kind of a similar thing happend to me. i was pissing in a dream and then thought, hmm, strange. i did RC and showed that i was dreaming so i woke up and i was pretty sure that my bed was all wet at this point, but i wasn't. i dreamt that i was pissing and i didn't.
If you use to piss you bed often i got a little secret i can share with you to helt you not do it anymore. I don't knowif it will help but i think so. when you feel like you really have tou pee, just wait a little bit longer to get a bigger bladder. =)

I'm with Mes on this one, it happened to me once. I really had to pee in my dream, so I started to go...but the moment I felt something warm and wet I woke up and stopped before anything too bad happened haha.

Don't ever go to bed with a full bladder. If the thought even occurs to you for a split second that you may have to pee, but you're too tired to get outta bed...make yourself go anyway.

Usually the only times you'll have to pee in a dream are because you have to pee IRL, so peeing before sleep should take care of that. Although, since it happened that first time...I've had lots of pee-dreams since and NO accidents. I've made it pretty clear to my body that that sort of nonsense is unacceptable.

hehe, this already happened to me way back, when I was younger. I remember in my dream my bladder felt full and I really desired to relieve myself. I found a toilet, and started to feel relieved, but it felt hot at the same time. Then i started to feel cold and wet...

Good thing this don't happen to me anymore

Some time at the begginning of last fall, I got up out of bed and went to the bathroom for the morning's piss. Then I got out of bed, wet and sticky for some reason, thinking "Didn't I just do this?" Then I look down and think-speak the un-think-speakable. o_O