wierdest dream

I had a dream that i was on a television show. I was the host going around to different places tasting random foods with poisonous animals that live around them. The first place was in africa and it was some wierd grain plant and these half kangaroos half monkeys would jump at u and touch u and inject u with lead lol. And everytime they did this you would have to eat the grain.

The i went to Michigan to a lemon farm but the lemons grew out of the ground in swamps lol and there were these giant spiders with huge venom sacs. I took a bite of a lemon and the temperature of the lemon was like 100 degrees and it tasted like salty water lol.
He then took nail clippers and clipped off the spiders 2 giant teeth and then i woke up

WTF lol i wish i was lucid

lol that is a pretty weird dream. I get weird dreams like this all the time though. As long as they aren't scary they can bve interesting. But yea you're right... Too bad you didn't get lucid. :P

Wow, most of my dreams would fall into the weird category.

One in particular comes to mind...

I found myself in a big water-bed with two gorgeous brunnets *odd, since I'm a red-head worshipper.* and we were all messing around. Nothing sexual, just talking, giggling... one made a crack about the size of her thighs, so the other playfully jumped on her and straddled her thigh. While they're laughing and kicking Big Thighs accidently kicks me, err, you know where, and a horrid realization comes to me. I'm not wearing any underwear! Unfortunately, SHE realized the same thing. I ended up fleeing, embarrassed, after apologizing profusely, and after one of the girls found my underwear and gave it to me. I run into this cute little red-head who's smiling at me and staring me in the eyes. She's, maybe, 10 - 12. While somehow keeping that look of merriment on her face she proceeded to swallow me alive....

Haha, some strange dreams posted here. :D

I can't decide which one is the weirdest one, but a potential winner is a partly lucid dream I had where I had a small plant growing out of my left thigh. It was green, about 10 cm long, and had two small leaves. I tried plucking it out, but it was attached too well, I think it had roots made of noodles, but that part was inside my leg. I tried to cut the stem, but it just grew back out.

Are you a vore fan?

That might explain it

XD

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