Don't call the cops on me, but I've killed my fair share of people IN DREAMS.

Usually, they're trying to kill me, so it's mostly a self-defence kinda thing... but there have been a few times that I killed people by accident. In fact, once I was swimming inside an aquarium and my knee hit a girl who was also swimming there and she ended up with her neck broken. I was about 12, woke up crying and I still feel pretty bad whenever I remember that. It was a bad experience, I guess...

Anyway, what happens pretty often and it just amuses me so much... I hold my hand like this:



Then, I say "BANG BANG!" and the dream characters throw themselves on the floor and play dead. Sometimes, they complain about it being unfair and walk away.

...dream characters are sore losers!