Thread: I dreamt that I had a penis :|

I've had a couple dreams previously which involved having male parts.. But none quite as strange as this one.

So I am at a friends house when I realize I have a foot long penis in my pants accompanied by two rather small testicles. I am very aware of this and find walking to be rather awkward. I spend a lot of time trying to conceal this. I feel horribly embarrassed and saddened by the fact that I will likely never find love as a result of this new "deformation"

Then I am in bed and I think I have woken up. I touch myself to discover this is still VERY REAL and I cannot escape it. I must accept it. This is ME.

Then I find myself in the hallway of a University. It feels like a basement, rather dark with flickering low lights. There is concrete everywhere. I see a girl sprawled on the floor. She is inanimate but she is not dead. It's as though her 'ON' switch had been flicked 'OFF'. She is naked and has a vagina on the front of her throat. I casually decide that we need to fit ourselves together and so I fuck her in the throat. It is not a sexual event, but there is a sense of fulfillment. A strange feeling of comfort and one-ness.

I see this from a distance. There are so many legs. These two bodies look like some kind of insect. I imagine others might consider this scene rather grotesque.

a group of students pass by us and one person says "What is this? An exorcism?"

I am ashamed. I feel I can never be my true self with anyone. I feel this truth is too much for anyone to accept. But there's nothing I can do. I am who I am and I can't hide it.

I go to visit my mom. I ask her if she has any information that I might consider useful in a time like this. She casually mentions that there was a complication with her pregnancy and that I was sharing the womb with a rat and it's babies (wtf).

I ask her "What am I supposed to do? We have to get it out of me!"

And she says "We go to the Veterinarian"

And I say "I want to go to the hospital"

and she says, "Now Michelle, the Veterinarian is a very nice facility"


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I woke up very thankful for my vagina.