Nonsensical absurdities of the Morn?

It seems that when I wake up in the morning (usually when hitting the alarm) that I have completely nonsensical, or seemingly so, Hypnagogia/dream pieces. I will hit my alarm button like second nature, but for some reason it involves something that makes sense while I'm asleep, but confuses me beyond belief when I awake fully.

Now, this is one of those things that is very difficult to explain, but if you've experienced it, you'll know immediately.

For example... This morning I was hitting my alarm, but it had something to do with pants. Apparently I had so many pairs of pants left until I was out of pants, and I had to wake up. They were folded on my nightstand and I was hitting them off (with the alarm.)

Another morning I had a strange black hole that was emitting giant bright rays of burning white light every time I hit my alarm. It made complete sense while in the transitional state, but absolutely none once I awoke. This happens frequently, too.

Anyone else experience these early-morning absurdities?

This happens to me too. It's often either like that when I wake up (mostly because the alarm almost always goes of during a dream), or the alarm scares the hell out of me and I turn it off instantly with a high pulse (which is a very unpleasant way to wake up - but at least you're quite awake afterwards).

I actually woke up with a jolt this morning, I was having a suspenseful dream and my alarm frightened me.

Pretty sure yesterday I had some strange HH about playing poker... and there were poker chips surrounding me.

I get this quite often the first few seconds after waking up.
It usually happens if right after waking up due to the alarm clock, I try to do any thinking, like "what do I have to do once I get up".
The results of this are often very random.
"I have to mute the radio in my car to turn of the alarm clock next to my bed so I don't forget to bring my laptop to school, which I will reach by getting my socks from my drawer"
This is sometimes accompanied by imagery involving the things in question, usually in a nonsensical way.

After a few seconds I realize how random that thought process was.

one morning my father woke me up for school after i'd hit snooze on my alarm. i held a short conversation with him about how he "shouldn't worry because i'd set the water to wake me up"