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      Quote Originally Posted by Raven Knight View Post
      Um... actually you haven't ignored me. A couple of nights ago you were with me in the Glen of Healing and then again in the Assassin's Creed world when Altaïr was taking me to Masyaf.
      I know, but I should've noticed you weren't feeling good, dear.

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      Hey WakingNomad I would just like to say that your Dream Journal is mind blowing it is very detailed and beautiful. I wish I could join the team and be a part of the wonderful adventures you guys have.
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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidDreamer15 View Post
      Hey WakingNomad I would just like to say that your Dream Journal is mind blowing it is very detailed and beautiful. I wish I could join the team and be a part of the wonderful adventures you guys have.
      Ok. Why do you have an American flag?

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      that is a little unusual.... maybe hes patriotic?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Majinaki View Post
      that is a little unusual.... maybe hes patriotic?
      But his profile says he's from Australia... would he have an Australian flag if he was patriotic?
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      I'm American but I live in Australia. sorry for the confusion.
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      man your dreams cool to read. also i checked your didjeridoo and it sounds cool and relaxing. I can also hear the subliminal messages in it. anyways to download?

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      NOTES:

      OBE

      In my room. Shadow-woman on the wall shrinks away from me. I fly out of my room, through a ceiling in the sky, to outer space. There is some kind of oblong shape like a star.

      LUCID

      I become a werecat in a school.
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      I am with Angel driving a boat. She looks different, like half-Asian, half-White. I can't see out very well. She is navigating. We get annoyed with each other.

      I run the boat aground, and keep driving it on land. I realize it's a dream, and become lucid.

      THIS IS A DREAM!

      I fly into the sky, and ball up the boat. Angel disappears. (I think it was a DC, not the real Angel.)

      For some reason, my flying powers are diminished.

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      This went from HH, and I slipped into a WILD at some point.

      abridged

      The Astral Entities

      I go back in time to Raven sleeping in bed. She is wearing her Assassin clothes. There is an astral demon that looks like Lord Grevious breathing on her: Fear! Death! Death! Fear! Raven is covered in parasites that look like giant round slugs.

      A faint blue mist is coming out of its mouth. Zaphor falls like lightning from the sky into me, and I merge with him into a great red dragon. I lunge at the demon, and tackle it. I call for Angel to help me fight. I am standing on the demon, and Angel appears. She looks strange. Something is wrong. She also has astral parasites. She looks angry and confused. The demon grins. She writhes and squirms.

      A green dragon falls from the sky like lightning, and merges with Angel. Some of the astral parasites fly off her, but not all. I shout to her: BURST FORTH!

      Angel bursts from the dragon-form as a phoenix of golden-white light, pure energy. The astral parasites are gone. I begin pummeling the demon.

      I lift it up and choke it. It gurgles and grins madly at me. It calls many other demons to its aid, in a circle around us.

      I call the Moon Dragons.

      A dozen black dragons with crescent moons on their foreheads appear, and battle the demons. Zaphor and the green dragon merge out of Angel and I.

      I pick up Raven, and place her on Zaphor's back, and mount Zaphor. Angel becomes a golden light human, and mounts the green dragon. We fly into space, and the demons follow.

      Angel shoots golden lightning at the demons. The Moon Dragons rip them to shreds, and blast them with violet flame. Zaphor breathes orange fire with spikes of ice in it.

      Battle in The Inner World
      The astral demon and his cohorts are defeated. I go into Raven's Inner World.

      Her friends are battling some strange giant demon that is embedded in the ground, at its waist. Vegeta tells me that I need to call MoSh to help us get the demon out of the ground.

      I shout and ask for his aid. A giant green dragon appears out of a portal. He has a dark red flame behind his eyes. He flies in a circle, spewing green acid-flame at the base of the demon. The earth around it decays.

      Selene becomes a giant portal behind it. Vegeta does Hiryu Shoten Ha solo around the base of it. The Tick uppercuts it, and it flies backward into the Selene Portal. Sorna seals it. Angelina appears with many animals, that eat up a bunch of little parasites the demon left. She runs to me, and gives me a kiss.

      Vegeta and I bow.

      I leave Raven's Inner World. I am back in space.

      Raven is draped over Zaphor's body, asleep, as if no time has gone by.

      Angel asks me: where to?

      The Glen of Healing

      "We have to take her to the Crystal Golem, the Glen of Healing. Follow me."

      Angel nods. I open a portal, and we ride dragons through the wormhole. Wormhole Wyrms are battling Wraith Templars in the Wormhole, but I have no time to aid them. I turn to one of the Wyrms, and he shouts at me: KEEP GOING! WE GOT THIS, BROTHER!

      We land in the Glen of Healing. I take Raven off of Zaphor's back, and set her down. She is still covered in astral parasites. WarriorTiger, MoSh, Asuka, Basara, Gabriel, Michael, and Metatron appear.

      MoSh and Basara play guitar. WarriorTiger creates flame in her hands and burns the parasites off. Asuka plays a Japanese stringed isntrument. Metatron and Gabriel are emanating healing energy. Angel sings softly.

      Gabriel looks at me: So, now that I have been channelled by the Christian Prophet, I will be in your dreams. Ah, yes.

      Me: So, are all religions true?

      Gabriel: There is truth and lies in everything. The best you can do is strive for purity of truth when seeking. Sift the lies out of the truth, and discard it. Separate the wheat from the chaff. I saw you, there, boy, through his eyes. That was me speaking to you. I am here to give you hope, and be a channel of love, from the Universal Source.

      Me: The source of what?

      Gabriel: The Source of All. Some call her God or The Universe, but she is much greater than a universe, a god, a gender or a mind. She is the source of everything in existence, good, evil, love, hate, everything, nothing, energy, matter, the known, and the unknown.

      Me: So, this Source Creature, emanates love and hate, good and evil?

      Gabriel: Beyond emanating, the Source is All, and All is the Source. We are all part of the One Thing.

      Me: So what's the point of anything? I mean, I feel like some insignificant cell in a human body.

      Gabriel: There was one cell, one white blood cell, that saved your life and ate a cancer cell when you were a young boy, and it died doing so. So, was that insignificant?

      Me: No... But, what's the point of being noble or good, if everything is evil and good anyway?

      Gabriel: We/she/he are striving toward a greater goodness, and enlightenment of the universe itself, a supernova of beauty and energy, then all will be plunged into darkness, and death, and be remade anew in time immeasurable.

      Me: So, if it's a cycle, what's the point of acting? What the point of doing anything at all?

      Gabriel: We all have our parts to play, my lord, my brother, my son. Even the demons can become enlightened.

      Me: I don't understand. It sounds like a bunch of New Age mumbo-jumbo to me.

      Gabriel: Suffering is joy. Hell is the Land of Tranquil Light. Alter your perception to see the beauty and light in all things.

      Me: Maybe I will understand you later. As for now- WHAT'S THAT?

      I hear a strange rumbling in the distance.

      Michael: The demons are coming. I am here not to heal, but to guard this sacred land. Our enemies, your enemies, seek to destroy, invade, and torment all that which you hold dear. Take your sister to the Frost Giant. Be prepared for battle.

      I call the Frost Giant (AKA Crystal Golem AKA Stone Golem AKA King of the North AKA Lord of Winter).

      He steps through the trees, and picks up Raven, and takes her away.

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      (continued)

      Battle in the Land of The North

      Demons on the backs of elephants crash through the trees. They are wielding scimitars and bows.

      I summon Ganesh, and merge with him. I multiply myself into an army of elephants. I blast my trunk, and summon the Moon Dragons. We battle the demons on the plains in the Kingdom of the North.

      I see an archdemon riding the largest elephant. He leaps off, and challenges me to battle. I merge with Zaphor, my red dragon dream guide, and become Solgawn, my archdemon form. I am a dragon-demon now, with a flaming whip-sword, and a round spiked shield. The archdemon grimaces at me.

      I roar, and flick my sword at him. The blade shoots out, a chain unfurling between the blade and the handle, and it hits the archdemon in the third eye. He screams in anger, and pulls it out of his head. He lunges at me. I spin around, and the chain wraps around his neck, then the blade hits him in the shoulder. He grabs at the chain and growls. The blade stabs him repeatedly on its own. I realize it's the Witchblade acting of its own accord.

      A devil dog leaps up and bites the chain, weakening it. One of the links breaks, and the chain retracts. I summon Jo, and he flies out of the sky, a great winged cerebus. He bays, and the sky turns to night. The Moon rises and he growls at the devil dog. He has one head like a labrador, one head like a German Shepherd, and one like a pit bull. He leaps at the devil dog, and they battle. My witchblade has turned into a snake covered in small blades for scales, and is sliding over the archdemon, ripping him to shreds.

      I spread my arms, and roar. Moonlight streams down from the Moon, and I feel Selene and Angel merge into me. My eyes glow white. I feel Angelina leap into me from behind, and I am covered in claws, horns, and fangs. I feel Gabrielle merge into me, and I am covered in swords. Marty and Mary appear, and stick guns on me.

      I fly at the archdemon spinning. He creates a large shield of steel. I drill through it, into his body. He screams in pain and anger, and his body explodes and dissipates into little bugs. Angelina and I summon frogs and other creatures to eat it.

      The sky turns red.

      ***

      Dreaming Many Dreams

      I am somehow on another battlefield in another time. I am dreaming dozens of dreams at once. Each dream is a bubble around me. Each bubble is the beginning of a row of bubbles going out into infinity. I feel almost insane. I decide to perceive only the original dream.

      ***

      I am in what looks like a devastated Inner World. I have seen this before: dead trees, parched land, red sky. Where am I? I am killing everything, and everything is killing me. I am the trees, the landscape, and nothing at the same time. I feel completely disoriented.

      ***
      Conversation with The Frost Giant

      I wake up in the Glen of Healing. Raven is asleep a few feet away from me. The others are doing healing on both of us. "What just happened?"

      Gabriel: Everything and nothing. Sh... Rest, O Warrior.

      I create a bunch of small Tesla coils, and make an additional layer of protection around Raven.

      I am in the Cave of the Frost Giant. He is quietly stirring a stew.

      Me: What's happening.

      FG: Many things, all at once, O dreamer. You are being attacked, one by one. All of you. Beware, and be on guard. I am sorry to say... Now is not the time for Fun Dreams. I don't want you to be Worn Out in your Waking Life from dream battles, but if you don't fight them, you automatically lose.

      They have given up on wily tactics. Bribes, divisiveness, fear attacks, don't really work on any of you. Now, they are resorting to full on Frontal Assault. Always be on guard. Always be vigilant. In dreams, and in waking. All of you are advancing, all of you are confronting your Inner Demons, aspects of yourselves which have been weakening you. The more you battle those creatures, the more the sentient demons from Outer Worlds will come to attack for fear of your growing strength.

      The Great War for the Dream and Astral Planes of Urth has begun. Now, you will fight, O Warrior.

      Me: What is Urth?

      FG: Urth is the Dream and Astral Plane versions of Earth. They all exist together, inextricably intertwined. Long have the Angels and Dream Warriors from other dimensions fought against the Demons for Urth, and not many Dream Warriors from your dimension, not even since The Great Sleep.

      Me: What is The Great Sleep?

      FG: Ever since the Fall of Atlantis, the entire Urth/Earth Dimension has fallen into spiritual darkness. By darkness, I do not mean evil, I mean ignorance, and unawareness. Then, beginning with the invention of the printing press, your race has been so inundated with useless information flooding your brains, you have become unaware of almost everything. This is the Great Sleep. So many people fall asleep in dreams, into dreamless sleeps...

      I see images of people yawning, and being attacked by demons grinning. The people unaware.

      FG: Now is the beginning of the Great Awakening. Awareness of All is increasing. The War has begun, and intensifies. Fight on all planes. Fight for yourself, for your own mind, for your peace, for your rights, for the ones you love. Fight for what is yours, fight for what you deserve, fight for what you have earned, fight for ones who cannot fight for themselves.

      It's time to train, and make ready your hands for war, O Child. You are but a tike, in a land of giants.

      ***

      The Frost Giant grabs my wrists, and spins me around. He tosses me through a portal in the wall. We are on a permafrost tundra. He morphs into a huge hairy beast like a blue bear with huge claws, and tusks. He charges at me. I morph into a bull with tusks and claws. The Frost Giant opens his mouth and eats me.

      I become very tiny. I suddenly feel him pulling at me from all directions. I can't hold my dream body together. I allow myself to fly apart. My dream body goes supernova, and all parts of me are flung into millions of corners of the universe. I find a dwarf star to draw myself back together. I form myself around it. It's now sitting in the center of my belly. I am floating in space. The Frost Giant appears before me.

      FG: You are learning, O Child. Now rest.

      ***

      I am back in the Cave of the Frost Giant. My dream friends and I, MoSh, Asuka, Selene, Angel, Angelina, WarriorTiger, Silverwolf, Joseph, and maybe some others are all there. Joseph says he is guarding the entrance. Now he looks like an older teenager, about 16 or 17. He gazes at the sky.

      The rest of all fall asleep in sleeping bags. The Frost Giant plays Andean pipes.
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      Quote Originally Posted by scottyo View Post
      man your dreams cool to read. also i checked your didjeridoo and it sounds cool and relaxing. I can also hear the subliminal messages in it. anyways to download?
      You should be able to download right off the site. Thanks!

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      Your dreams are so exciting I want to join in .
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      NOTES:

      Angel's father tells me to dig a hole.

      I become eggs and eagles going out into infinity, then dragons.

      ***

      Allison and I help Raven with parasites. The Frost Giant says she has a virus.

      ***

      We try to reprogram our subconscious minds.
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      Quote Originally Posted by WakingNomad View Post
      Allison and I help Raven with parasites. The Frost Giant says she has a virus.
      Pablo, too. Thanks, everyone!
      "Anything you can imagine is real." - Pablo Picasso.
      "Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau

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      What do you think about this Awakening? This War?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Suscitatsio View Post
      What do you think about this Awakening? This War?
      An awakening to dreams, to other dimensions, to our inherent psychic abilities, to an understanding of the religious nature of science, and the science of religion.

      A war on the spirit planes: the dream plane and astral plane. If our enemies can control these planes, they can control the physical plane.

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      Quote Originally Posted by WakingNomad View Post
      If our enemies can control these planes, they can control the physical plane.
      What enemies?

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      You have some epic dreams. As far as I can tell, a lot of the elements are recurring, right? The stories and battles that you get involved in seem to continue from dream to dream, which I think is brilliant.
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      I pick up a half-eaten copy of a book by Neil Gaiman, and decide this is all his fault.

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      the ones in his head silly.

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      Quote Originally Posted by scottyo View Post
      the ones in his head silly.
      wise guy...

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      Enemies include some other dreamers who don't like us, the Templars who are remote viewers / dreamers working for secret government agencies to try to monitor what everyone does in the dream state, and they don't like shared dreaming because it's harder to monitor than other forms of communication, and there are hostile entities in the other worlds that sometimes come here and cause trouble. Fortunately there are a lot of friendly people out there, as well.
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      "Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake." - Henry David Thoreau

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      Why do they want to do that? Are they trying to stop us from being Lucid or Sharing Dreams with people?
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      I think just from sharing. Dream communications can't be regulated. I used to share dreams with just my bf, and we kept it very secret, and I never encountered Templars... only when I started dreaming with Nomad and he made it a public affair did we start encountering Templars. So I think it's the idea of wide-spread dream sharing that they have a problem with.
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      Damn you, Ceasar

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      I am on the Moon with Raven Knight. Something happened... I don't remember. I create a portal. "Where are you going, Waking Nomad?"

      "Oh, I have a bone to pick with someone, Raven Knight."

      "Fare thee well."

      "Thank you, O Queen."

      (I don't know why we were talking like that!)

      I fall through the portal, riding a white pegasus. We drop to the ground. I make his wings disappear. We are riding through the Roman countryside, and come upon a strange temple. It looks out of place. I change my garb to a toga. I look like Anthony Bourdain for some reason.

      I give my horse to a stablehand, and enter the temple. A bunch of mindless DC's are serving this nasty pasty Cesar as if he is a god. I am a Senator. I don't realize practically everyone in the room is a DC. I sit at a table stewing in anger, unable to eat.

      "Ah, bring more! More grapes, more hog's heads! More roasted rabbit! More lark tongues, more Grecian wine, more leopards! More dancing girls of Arabia! More, more, more!"

      "He's telling a bunch of DC's to give him a bunch of shit from his own mind. What a lame ass..." I think. For some reason, this did not make me lucid.

      I am with a group of Senators. "Ready for the coup, my brothers? Ready your daggers!"

      The other senators back away from me. "What? You cowards! I shall slay the tyrant myself!"

      I run to the Cesar and grab him from behind, placing a dagger at his neck. I then realize some of the nobility are real people, not DC's.

      "Now, you will witness the mortality of your 'god'! FOR THE REPUBLIC!" I slice the Cesar's throat. He bleeds, and I let his body crumple to the ground. The people back away from me in fear.

      "Go ahead and arrest me! Hang me for murder of your tyrant! Let the birds of the air peck my bones clean in the town square! I sacrifice my life for love of FREEDOM!"

      Cesar storms in through the front door. "You asshole! Why did you kill me?"

      "Because, you're a tyrannical fuck."

      "Hail Cesar, truly a god! Raised from the dead!" chant the people.

      "Oh, you idiots, it's a dream, he can't really die." I throw the dagger, and it sticks in his forehead. He dies again. Then, he rises up out of the floor dramatically with smoke and shit.

      "Hail Cesar! Truly a god!"

      "Oh, shut the hell up you idiotic DC's." I stab myself in the stomach. I fall over as if dead. I make the dagger pop out as the wound heals, and stand back up.

      The people gasp in fear. I point at the real people. "And you! Stop acting like a bunch of idiotic DC's. You are not some fucking nobility in Rome. You are in this "god's" dream, and he dressed you up in your silly togas so you'd worship him, you fucking idiots!"

      Cesar rushes at me. He forms a claw like weapon, and grabs me. I drop the dagger as if I am scared, and say, "Oh no!" He thinks he has me, but it's a joke. I teleport away, leaving a puff of black smoke. I become invisible. My mocking laughter can be heard from everywhere and nowhere. The torches flicker and go out. I make the room very dark. Cesar strikes a match and lights a small candle lantern.

      "Come out, coward! You enter my dream, just to be an asshole, and - oof!"

      I turn into a werewolf and drag him into the darkness. I gently toss him around, handling him with kid gloves. He is frightened. I hear his heart beating faster, and I smell his fear. It smells like sweat... and urine... Gross. I drop him from my mouth. I make the torches relight.

      The people now quiver in fear. Cesar is meekly pointing the dagger at me. I cover the floor, the walls, and the ceilings with black smoky tar that is me. I make mouths and eyeballs rise on growing tar-stalactites and stalagmites.

      "Who... what are you?" quivers Cesar.

      "I am the wumblethorp that galumphs in the night!
      The gobbledygook greeding a gooey fright!
      Slaplumping through the forest of Nod!
      Here I proclaim, I am the god!"

      I roar from a dozen mouths hanging from the ceiling and balancing on smoky tar spires. The Cesar poops his pants. I summon a female nurse DC to change his dirty didey.

      I gather all my tar smoke gooeyness to myself. I am an eight foot tall werewolf with red eyes, made of pure black magic. I grab the Cesar around the neck, and lift him in the air. "Now, stop fucking with me and my friends!" I roar. "Even though you smell disgusting right now, you also somehow make me hungry," I growl. Cesar faints and soils himself again, and the nurse does her best to clean him up.

      I grab the court jester and set him on the throne. "He's just as much a god as any one of us." The jester smiles contentedly, and starts barking orders.

      The dream fades, and I wake up.

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