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"...You make predictions in much the same way you use a shotgun. Imagine every pellet of buckshot to be a prediction. Now you just point it in the general direction of whatever it is you're trying to hit and BOOM! Hundreds of little predictions splatter brains all over the place! The arc of blood and grey matter will be so fantastic that people will ignore the hundreds of pellets that missed. "Wow! Exactly where he was aiming!" they'll say!"..."
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