Thread: The Illuminati

Originally Posted by memeticverb

Expect more of the same from the tired trolls.

This is a joke thread about the Illuminati, not a tight ass thread about the Rockefellers. You need a beer.

"The only thing that really matters here is what I am about to show you."

The Secret Covenant


*An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.
*Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.
*We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection *between us.
*We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.
*Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves.
*This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.
*We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.
*We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. *Death will come to he who speaks.
*We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.
*We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.
*We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.
*They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.
*The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds.
*We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.
*The poisons will be absorbed trough their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.
*From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.
*The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.
*We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
*We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.
*Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
*They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.
*When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them its for their help.
*We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.
*When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.
*When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.
*We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.
*They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.
*We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self.
*We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it all.
*Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say.
*If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.
*We will establish their governments and establish opposites within.
*We will own both sides.
*We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.
*They will perform the labor for us and we shall prosper from their toil.
*Our families will never mix with theirs.
*Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.
*We will make them kill each other when it suits us.
*We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.
*We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.
*We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.
*We will foment animosity between them through our factions.
*When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.
*We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children.
*We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.
*The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers.
*They will be busy killing each other.
*They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit.
*We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.
*We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.
*We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.
*We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds.
*We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.
*The tools will be provided by their labor.
*We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.
*We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one.
*This they must never know!
*They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.
*Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.
*We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.
*We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.
*We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.
*When they shall ban together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.
*We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.
*When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.
*They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.
*We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.
*The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms.
*Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.
*They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.
*For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.
*They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment.
*This they will never know.
*The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.
*Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.
*When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them.
*This reality will be their prison.
*They will live in self-delusion.
*When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin.
*Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.
*But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.
*If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.
*They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.
*Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.
*This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.
*This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.
*This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.
*It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself.

Are you talking about my organization again?

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Are you talking about my organization again?

Your private messages you keep sending in my inbox are disturbing.

Oh, the few eye pictures I sent yesterday when you kept responding?

Any way, who was your long ass post about?

Why are you flaming this thread? Can't those with open minds discuss things like this in peace?

Mystic and Memeticverb, Omnius Deus has a question for you...

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Why are you flaming this thread? Can't those with open minds discuss things like this in peace?

Omnius Deus, why are you flaming this thread? Can't those with open minds discuss things like this in peace?

Oh yeah.. How was my last post a flame post, like yours? I just asked Mystic to whom he was referring. Are you okay?

You are ridiculing the discussion. Don't even pretend you aren't.

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

You are ridiculing the discussion. Don't even pretend you aren't.

Earlier I was, as was the thread starter. But the post you responded to just asked who Mystic was talking about, which was the most relevant question that could be asked.

Isn't it funny how Mystic does not answer such questions?

Um... he does. If anyone here dodges questions on the regular, it's you. I mean, sure, I could answer everything with "Prove the sky is blue" and "That's absurd" too if I wanted, but it doesn't count as a real answer.

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Um... he does. If anyone here dodges questions on the regular, it's you. I mean, sure, I could answer everything with "Prove the sky is blue" and "That's absurd" too if I wanted, but it doesn't count as a real answer.

I asked him who he was talking about in his long post about somebody unspecified. Is that an irrelevant question? And asking somebody making a claim to say what his argument is behind the conclusion is completely logical. Every law and logic class in the West will teach you that.

I don't want to look at your swirling tunnel anymore go to senseless banter.

It is the eye of the Illuminati. Boo!

Originally Posted by Mystic7

I'm trying to maintain a honest thread here.

Really? Then honestly tell me... Whom were you referring to in that long post a few posts back? What was your point? Communicate.

Oh. I never saw that one.

The state tree of Mississippi is the magnolia tree. That is why you brought up umbrella.

http://www.questia.com/library/encyc...rella-tree.jsp

umbrella tree, Mississippi, the eye

Think!

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

umbrella tree, Mississippi, the eye

Think!

Now your getting the idea 11:11

Originally Posted by Mystic7

Failure101

Yes, chosen one. You are to advertise that thread for the betterment of its progress. You do not know why you do what you do, but we knew you would serve us well. That is why we chose you.

Lieutenant's of the Rothshchild's are monitoring this thread closely.

They are little fish

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Yes, chosen one. You are to advertise that thread for the betterment of its progress. You do not know why you do what you do, but we knew you would serve us well. That is why we chose you.

Universal Mind. With your knowledge of Psychology even though it's only a degree can you state your opinion of me so far and your reason for the diagnosis. I am interested in what you have to say about it other than posting a picture of a kid in a space suit. That is fairly insulting. But I am still curious what you have to say. After that I want to present more information and discuss the Illuminati and what I think it stands for.

My assessment is that if you took the kid in a robot suit picture too seriously, you have Ridiculous Weenie Syndrome. Beyond that, I think you are just a 21 year old going through the same leftist phase I went through, in addition to being very dodgy when you are out of substance in a debate. You also get very childish when you get testy, but you are still pretty young.

What do you think of the Illuminati?

I have two cousins who work for NASA. Tell me about their secret history.