Thread: Weapons of Mass Zombie Destruction

Originally Posted by Royalpeach

An alien species has released a virus upon our world that destroys the human logic center in the brain.

Are you sure this is fictional?

Originally Posted by mini0991

Are you sure this is fictional?

Rofl, swine flu yo.

a Shovel is such a great weapon but not lethal enough, so I'd go with this

What is in the surrounding area of the inside bunker i can use to kill these things? Hopefully not a staple gun, because i wont go very far on that. If i am leaving the bunker, i am not leaving without a weapon, there could be tons on my lawn. Perhaps i have a lawnmower i can sit on and drive with the blades killing these, but now that i think about it, the blades will probably break at 1, they are not suitable for slicing people open. I need more specifics.

rigor mortis would dramatically slow them down, so I'd bring a shotgun and a machete. Oh, and a hammer.

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

What is in the surrounding area of the inside bunker i can use to kill these things? Hopefully not a staple gun, because i wont go very far on that. If i am leaving the bunker, i am not leaving without a weapon, there could be tons on my lawn. Perhaps i have a lawnmower i can sit on and drive with the blades killing these, but now that i think about it, the blades will probably break at 1, they are not suitable for slicing people open. I need more specifics.

The zombies were too stupid to open the latch on your tool shed, so you have access to all the gardening tools and landscape maintenance you'll need. Likewise, most of your house was untouched by the zombies, but a large horde raided your kitchen through an open window.

As for myself, I'd go World War II on those maggot asses and pull out the PPSH-41 I have in my garage. (My grandfather smuggled one and 5,000 rounds of ammo back ) Eventually, that'd run out, of course. I'd pull out my favorite machete and clear a path. And, if I needed a big area cleared, I'm sure I could put together a dozen fertilizer bombs

Originally Posted by Royalpeach

The zombies were too stupid to open the latch on your tool shed, so you have access to all the gardening tools and landscape maintenance you'll need. Likewise, most of your house was untouched by the zombies, but a large horde raided your kitchen through an open window.

As for myself, I'd go World War II on those maggot asses and pull out the PPSH-41 I have in my garage. (My grandfather smuggled one and 5,000 rounds of ammo back ) Eventually, that'd run out, of course. I'd pull out my favorite machete and clear a path. And, if I needed a big area cleared, I'm sure I could put together a dozen fertilizer bombs

In that case i'll grab a hoe as my short ranger, and break the end of the rake and break some glass to sharpen it into a spear since i got no knife. Don't know much about gardening or landscaping so that's all i'll equip myself with. I guess i can try and make a dagger using glass as the blade for close range stabbing along side my hoe. I'll use Gardening gloves as my protection against the glass. Last thing i need is zombie aids...

Never thought about using a hoe... pretty smart! That'd make a nice head basher!

easy...doom shotgun + idkfa

Seriously, though, whatever assult rifle I could get my hands on, preferably one that would allow me to carry a good amount of ammo, whithout sacrificing on accuracy too much, plus a katana. Unless I get swarmed really bad, the katana would suffice for most situations.