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    1. 03-01-2008 07:55 AM #26
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      Ok heres a few:chuck norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are just the islands

      Only one person has ever survived a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, that was Christopher Reeves.

      Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

      Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

      If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

      There once was a saying who came first the chicken or the egg, now its been solved it was Chuck Norris the egg then the chicken
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    2. 03-01-2008 06:57 PM #27
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      Quote Originally Posted by dragonoverlord View Post
      If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
      Is it wrong that I totally tried?

      *runs while he still has the chance*
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    3. 03-01-2008 10:01 PM #28
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      I might as well add a couple.

      "Chuck Norris doesn't need to cut his grass. He just stares at it and dares it to grow."

      "Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear."
      Success comes to those who are not afraid of failing.
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    4. 03-04-2008 01:21 AM #29
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Somehow that was pretty funny.
      They were all originally Chuck Norris ones, that's why.

      When Chuck Norris approaches a stop sign, it turns green and reads 'GO'.

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    5. 03-04-2008 12:18 PM #30
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      Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women; he potato sacks them.

      Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a bet going about who had the most balls. Chuck won by 7.

      Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry; ever.

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    6. 03-07-2008 05:23 AM #31
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      Chuck Norris once had relations in a truck, that truck is now Optimus Prime

      On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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    7. 03-07-2008 06:14 AM #32
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    8. 03-07-2008 06:31 AM #33
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      i loled at that picture
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    9. 03-07-2008 12:29 PM #34
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      NunCHUCKS anyone?
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    10. 03-08-2008 01:39 AM #35
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      lol, I love how these are still funny to me. and there are a few here I havnt heard even!
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      Quote Originally Posted by HyperNova View Post
      NunCHUCKS anyone?
      If any post in the history of DreamViews deserves a 50 elephant crush, it's this one.
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    12. 03-08-2008 06:13 AM #37
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      I can't believe people still laugh at this stuff.
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    13. 03-08-2008 06:48 AM #38
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      A random convo w/ freefire and I, because I said Rockstars are nasty.

      [freefire] 8:43 pm: one day, the rockstar will come for you
      [freefire] 8:43 pm: then you will regret hating it
      [Snowy Egypt] 8:44 pm: And one day, Chuck Norris will come for you.
      [freefire] 8:44 pm: chuck norris! :O
      [freefire] 8:44 pm: he'll never catch me
      [freefire] 8:45 pm: im a pirate
      [Snowy Egypt] 8:45 pm: He's a ninja
      [freefire] 8:45 pm: pirates are ninja
      [freefire] 8:45 pm: oops
      [freefire] 8:45 pm: said that wrong >.
      [freefire] 8:46 pm: pirates pwn ninjas
      [Snowy Egypt] 8:46 pm: But they are ALL pwnd by the power of Chuck Norris!!!
      [freefire] 8:46 pm: then the world will end
      [freefire] 8:46 pm: one day, chuck norris and vin diesel will meet
      [Snowy Egypt] 8:47 pm: I'm quoting this
      [freefire] 8:47 pm: XD mkay

      I LOLed at my own lameness with this convo. ^__^
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    14. 03-10-2008 07:57 PM #39
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      Go to Youtube and look up "Ultimate Showdown."

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    15. 03-10-2008 09:44 PM #40
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      Poor, poor Indiana...hehehehehe.
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    16. 03-10-2008 09:49 PM #41
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      Chuck Norris eats Vegetables and shits Brain Surgeons.

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    17. 03-24-2008 06:20 AM #42
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      Chuck norris can eat just 1 lays potato chip

      chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

      chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because he only acknowledges the element of suprise

      chuck norris can believe its not butter

      The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

      Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

      Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises

      Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

      lol too many of them
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