Quote Originally Posted by HyperNova View Post
Oh, and God wanted to create the universe in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6
I think that's the best one I've seen yet.

Quote Originally Posted by HyperNova View Post
Al Gore invented the environment, enough said.
He is also the Oscar winning inventor of the internet and the real president of the United States.

It is amazing what Democrats can do to the public image of a total douchebag.