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Vin Diesel beats Chuck Norris any day of the week.


Evolution doesn't exist; Vin Diesel decides which animals live and die.

Rearrange "Vin Diesel", and you get "I End Lives".

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
Somehow that was pretty funny.