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    1. 02-24-2008 01:06 AM #1
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      Quote Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick View Post
      Vin Diesel beats Chuck Norris any day of the week.


      Evolution doesn't exist; Vin Diesel decides which animals live and die.

      Rearrange "Vin Diesel", and you get "I End Lives".

      When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

      Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

      Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

      Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

      Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

      Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

      When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
      Somehow that was pretty funny.
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      The whole Chuck Norris fad started with Vin Diesel, Chuck just came more popular.
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    3. 02-24-2008 01:52 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Somehow that was pretty funny.
      LMFAO. I agree. I usually find most of these "____ is uber because" jokes pretty lame (not really because they're all stupid...just a bit clich&#233 but some of those were hilarious.

      I especially liked "Rearrange 'Vin Diesel', and you get "I End Lives." LOL. Genius.

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      mm, I have heard all of those Vin Deisel ones but with Chuck Norris on them instead. Except the rearranging name one of course. I dont really like Vin Diesel or Chuck, but its fun to make the exagerrated claims
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    5. 02-24-2008 02:40 AM #5
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      Al Gore invented the environment, enough said.

      Oh, and God wanted to create the universe in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6
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      Quote Originally Posted by HyperNova View Post
      Oh, and God wanted to create the universe in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6
      I think that's the best one I've seen yet.

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      Al Gore invented the environment, enough said.
      He is also the Oscar winning inventor of the internet and the real president of the United States.

      It is amazing what Democrats can do to the public image of a total douchebag.
      You are dreaming right now.
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      Quote Originally Posted by AmazeO XD View Post
      Somehow that was pretty funny.
      They were all originally Chuck Norris ones, that's why.

      When Chuck Norris approaches a stop sign, it turns green and reads 'GO'.

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      Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women; he potato sacks them.

      Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a bet going about who had the most balls. Chuck won by 7.

      Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry; ever.

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