Thread: Okay, which one of you is the porn star Jenna Haze?

Quite possibly she might be a member but I doubt she would announce as much as she would get spammed to infinity by all the guy members and some of the girl members wanting to ask questions and make suggestions of a certain type. Would be pretty cool to be chatting to someone mega famous and not know - DV could have some movie/singer celebs or someone famous as members

Originally Posted by Namaste

Quite possibly she might be a member but I doubt she would announce as much as she would get spammed to infinity by all the guy members and some of the girl members wanting to ask questions and make suggestions of a certain type. Would be pretty cool to be chatting to someone mega famous and not know - DV could have some movie/singer celebs or someone famous as members

Yeah, I know. I was just playing around while making the point that she might be here. There is no way she would admit it if she were. She would be crazy to because this forum and Senseless Banter would become way too centered around her and she would get 100 PM's a day from guys lusting over her. But she just might use a screen name we have seen here a bunch of times. There is no telling what other celebrities come here. This is the top lucid dreaming site in the world.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

There is no way she would admit it if she were.

Since you probably already suspect it is me anyway, I admit it.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

This is the top lucid dreaming site in the world.

That's why all superbeautiful porn stars like me come here.

Moonbeam, i mean Jenna...um...i've got a camera...want to meet up?

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Since you probably already suspect it is me anyway, I admit it.

Uh oh, now you've gone and done it.

If she is actually here then good for her. I'm not going to spam her with questions or anything because I really have nothing to ask her. I really wouldn't want to know alot about her life anyway...but hey if she is here and does come out and say that she is here then she would probably be better off PMing someone she can trust here.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

That's why all superbeautiful porn stars like me come here.

Just how many are we talking about here then?

Yeah, if you are here, PM an admin - and then they can reveal if you are or not, and tell us. Of course they won't say your name.

It's me!

Bye bye DV.

Omggg, there is no famous anyone on DV. Think about it. Would someone famous really have the time to be an active member on any forum?

Besides, I'd puke all over myself if there was a porn star here.

BTW... anyone remember that one thread started by some dude who wanted suggestions on how to become a porn star? Who was that guy?

It can be someone who isn't that active.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Besides, I'd puke all over myself if there was a porn star here.

That would only get you a gig if they worked in a particularly narrow kink market.

Originally Posted by Taosaur

That would only get you a gig if they worked in a particularly narrow kink market.

True.

Originally Posted by Lord Toaster

Just how many are we talking about here then?

You never know.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Omggg, there is no famous anyone on DV. Think about it. Would someone famous really have the time to be an active member on any forum?

Yea, us porn stars work sooo hard, we hardly have any free time at all.

*Looks around quickly* Moonbeam, sleep! *Clicks fingers*

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Omggg, there is no famous anyone on DV. Think about it. Would someone famous really have the time to be an active member on any forum?

Are you joking? Actors/actresses work fourteen hour (or more) days every day for a few months and then have a few months to not do shit. Their periods of no work are usually longer than their periods of work. Arnold Scharzenegger used to work on a movie three months a year and take the other nine months off. That is why movie stars have so much time to deal with all of those houses and become drug addicts. I think porn stars work like two hours a day when they are working. It's not like they do thirty takes of every scene after spending hours memorizing lines.

Does this Nick Nolte red carpet moment make it look like he has time for anything other than acting?

Hey look, it's a zombie Robin Williams! Either that or an evil hairdresser.

I'm actually Ron Jeremy! But you can call me the Hedgehog.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

I'm actually Ron Jeremy! But you can call me the Hedgehog.

That is a famous member.

Wow, looks like I got UM worked up a little. Why don't you get off the computer and get a girlfriend. Then maybe you wouldn't care so much about what actors do in their free time.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Omggg, there is no famous anyone on DV. Think about it. Would someone famous really have the time to be an active member on any forum?

Yeah, really, famous people would have more free time than anyone else. I mean, they go do their thing for a little bit, and then just chill and watch the money roll in.

Originally Posted by b12

Yeah, really, famous people would have more free time than anyone else. I mean, they go do their thing for a little bit, and then just chill and watch the money roll in.

I don't mean like they're soooo busy with actual work that they wouldn't have time, but rather they're busy with friends and with having a life in general.