Thread: Xmas Movies' Worst List

LOL.I remember going to the movies with my son and enjoyed The Grinch ( with Jim Carrey no less&#33as a Christmas treat. I didn't expect it to be one of the Worst Christmas Movieever. In fact Jim playing as a grouch grinch was superb. Others on the list include Jingle All the Way (agree, I can't stand Arnold's acting&#33

*moved to entertainment*

9. The Polar Express
Computer animation creeps us out, man. Those kids, they got eyes like saucers. Saucers of evil. [/b]

They put Scrooged on there? I loved that movie!

Originally Posted by Amethyst

They put Scrooged on there? I loved that movie!
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Who the HELL put Scrooged on the "worst Christmas movie" list??!

Frank Cross (Bill Murray): I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Guy who works on set: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.
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[Frank is confronted by the ghost of his old boss]
Frank Cross: No, you are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.
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Earl Cross: All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.
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Ghost of Christmas Present: You know I like the rough stuff, don't you Frank?
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And yeah, the worst Christmas movie I've seen is probably The Santa Clause 2

I don't care what those people say. Home Alone is a classic!

Originally Posted by badassbob

I don't care what those people say. Home Alone is a classic!
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Seconded. And, of course The Santa Clause 2 sucked! It was several years too late.

Originally Posted by FreshBrains

Seconded. And, of course The Santa Clause 2 sucked! It was several years too late.
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Was that the one with Tim Allen? Aren't they coming out with another one?

I've always secretly enjoyed Jingle All The Way.

Although this list does not surprise me. Christmas films are almost non-exclusively children's films, and every children's film is crap. I can't stand Disney pictures. Ugh. And anything with a song in it. Not even a humorous one - e.g. South Park: The Movie.

PS: Regarding Number 2: I totally agree. Ben Affleck is completely without merit isn't he? About the poorest actor ever to grace the screen. (Aside from the entire cast of EastEnders - minus 'Barry', who redeemed himself in Extras)