BREAKFAST CLUB

ALLISON: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
ANDREW: Wow. Are you psychic?
ALLISON: No.
BRIAN: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
ALLISON: I stole your wallet.


EMPIRE RECORDS

LUCAS: Mark, who's your favorite singer?
MARK: Axl.
LUCAS: Well if Axl Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him?
MARK: [thinks] ... Does Axl have a jack?
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A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
JOE: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.


PULP FICTION

VINCENT: Want some bacon?
JULES: No man, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT: Are you Jewish?
JULES: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
VINCENT: Why not?
JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.