Thread: favorite movie quotes

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
OH the project, ok

just notcied you hadn't been around for a few days, was just wonderin

glad the class liked it!!!

and that was just the english one



"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

and of course:

"E.T. phone home."

Originally posted by CryoDragoon
and that was just the english one

you mean you had to do more than one project?

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

you mean you had to do more than one project?

german... remember?

AHH I see

I thought this was all one project, I didn't realise there was and English one AND a German one

see all this time I thought the Enya song was going into your film project

Originally posted by splash
ok you are getting of topic you two can we plese get back on? thank you

ok splash, we don't require any 'off topic police' here, the staff is more than capable

and this IS senseless banter, by the way

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
ok splash, we don't require any 'off topic police' here, the staff is more than capable

and this IS senseless banter, by the way

ya i just dont realy like going off topic.

ya I just really think it's fine

please try to control your urges to police the other members, like I said, we have staff for that

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
ya I just really think it's fine

please try to control your urges to police the other members, like I said, we have staff for that

ok sorry

Taxi Driver (my favorite movie!)

Personnel Officer: How's your driving record? Clean?
Travis Bickle: It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience.
Personnel Officer: don't be a wise-ass.

Travis Bickle: Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

Travis Bickle: The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.

Full Metal Jacket (best war movie ever)

Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell? HAHAHAHA!

A Clockwork Orange
Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

[list]
Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Anchorman


Brick: Where'd you get your clothes....the...toilet store?

Brian: Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
AHH I see

see all this time I thought the Enya song was going into your film project

and it did...

it went in the film project for german...

ice age 2

sid the sloth: she's fun and your no fun at all she complet's you.

Dr. Strangelove (To the U.S. President): MINE FUHRER, I CAN WALK!!!

Mystery Men

"Oh, I thought I was hanging out with a couple of real super heroes: the Blue Rajah and the Shoveler. But instead I'm hanging out with... Lazy Boy and... and..."

"See you later, Roy."

"...Lazy Boy and... and the Recliner!"

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"Well, we always have been each others' greatest nemesises... nemesi, neme.... what's the plural?"

"Nemeses..."

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"I'm the PMS avenger. I only work one week a month. Is there a problem with that?"

"Oh, no no, not at all!"

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Mystery Men

HAAHA I love that movie

I do too. It's sooo funny.

i got to see that movie... just because of that nemesis quote...

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

And for the scientists

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

Originally posted by Asclepius
I fart in your general direction.

haha

was wondering when someone was gonna quote Holy Grail

LOST
Kate: Are you serious, Sawyer?
Sawyer: Freckles, i just got tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a real gen-u-ine Iraqi, of course im serious!

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [pause] I didn't think so."[/b]

O-Ren Ishii. Leader of the Crazy-88s... Kill Bill

Gabriella:Why is everyone staring at you?
Taylor:Not me you.
Gabriella:Because of the callbacks? I cant have people staring at me I realy can't.

High school musical

The best pickup line in all of film and literature (IMHO) comes from A Clockwork Orange:

Originally posted by Alex DeLarge
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players! Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones! You are invited!

the "burn the witch" scene from holy grail is #1 on my list... i wore out a rental tape by replaying that scene so many times..


from "twelve monkeys"

Jeffrey Goines: Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!

^saw it for the first time last night...loved it.

from the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter:



Dr. Pretorious: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Atheist Woman: "Hello Jesus. You don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We are the atheists."
Guy Atheist: "Look Jesus, we're taking your second coming ass down!"


btw this is a pretty silly B movie...possibly a C movie ... and yes it is filmed in english and then poorly dubbed over in english...