Thread: favorite movie quotes

Pulp Fiction

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Originally posted by bradybaker
Pulp Fiction

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

you forgot the "Aarrgghh - blam blam blam"

BREAKFAST CLUB

ALLISON: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
ANDREW: Wow. Are you psychic?
ALLISON: No.
BRIAN: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
ALLISON: I stole your wallet.


EMPIRE RECORDS

LUCAS: Mark, who's your favorite singer?
MARK: Axl.
LUCAS: Well if Axl Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him?
MARK: [thinks] ... Does Axl have a jack?
***
A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
JOE: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.


PULP FICTION

VINCENT: Want some bacon?
JULES: No man, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT: Are you Jewish?
JULES: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
VINCENT: Why not?
JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Originally posted by Starlite
PULP FICTION

VINCENT: Want some bacon?
JULES: No man, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT: Are you Jewish?
JULES: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
VINCENT: Why not?
JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

JULES: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m*therf*cker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
VINCENT: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
JULES: I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
VINCENT: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
JULES: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' m*therf*ckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Originally posted by bradybaker


JULES: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy m*therf*cker. Pigs sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
VINCENT: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
JULES: I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
VINCENT: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
JULES: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' m*therf*ckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Ya know Brady I was gonna add all that but I didnt want to step on anyone's toes with all that beautiful language....but you cleaned it up nice!!

"Ah you know me..I'm too lazy to hold a grudge"

--Sid, the wise, yet absent-minded sloth, ICE AGE

Oh my god. No question:
Pulp fiction:
"They speak english in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
-Samuel L. Jackson

I want more life fucker.

Batty~ Blade Runner

Birds of a feather flock to vagina.

Len (he's retarded) chasing the naked chicks down the hall after they (Charlie and Murphy) sell Ritalin at the school dance.

Originally Posted by Len

"Superman!! Eighty-eight miles per hour!!"

From the movie Charlie Bartlett.

Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? - Aliens (1986)

I just love how he says game over its always stuck with me

Oh and dont forget

"I am so sick of the mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!" - Snakes on a plane

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

A couple from one of my favourite movies

"We will always have Paris."
"If that plane leaves and you're not on it you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"Play it, Sam" - NOT 'Play it again, Sam' It annoys me when people say that.

Damn kids with your crappy movies, name the movie those lines are from and you get a cookie.

Attorney Jack Brigance - (Paraphrase) "Do you think Carl Lee Haley should go to jail for what he did?" [killing two men that raped his 10 year old daughter]

Deputy Looney - "No I don't. I got a little girl...If somebody rapes her, he's a dead dog. I'll blow 'em away just like Carl Lee did. He's a hero. You turn him loose! YOU TURN HIM LOOSE!"

~ A Time To Kill

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down."
- Woody Allen

Originally posted by Jrels
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down."
- Woody Allen

lol!

to be happy, you have to be unhappy...

it's a real pisser ain't it

Reminds me of Jason Lee,

"Without the sour, the sweet just ain't as sweet."
-Vanilla Sky

From Miller's Crossing (1990) Quite probably the best gangster movie ever!


Tom Reagan: I am awake.
Tad: Your eyes are shut.
Tom Reagan: Who you gonna believe?

Tom Reagan: Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.
Leo O'Bannion: Oh, come on, Tommy. You know I don't like to think.
Tom Reagan: Yeah. Well, think about whether you should start.

Tom Reagan: All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count.
Verna: You better hope they don't.

"i see dead people"

definately...

HEY

where you been CD

Can we use quotes from a porno movie? Just wondering...

Shall I send you some despair?
-Sephiroth in Advent Children.

Originally posted by mitzie_31
Can we use quotes from a porno movie? Just wondering...

Thats awesome - I say go for it!
hmmm.....Do they speak in porn??

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
HEY

where you been CD

hmmmmm...

i've been working on my english film project... 'tis finished now... we watched at it today, at school, and the class liked it... (big thanks to merlock...)

why?

OH the project, ok

just notcied you hadn't been around for a few days, was just wonderin

glad the class liked it!!!