No... Just no. :shakehead2: Watching this, I've cringed like I've never cringed before.
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No... Just no. :shakehead2: Watching this, I've cringed like I've never cringed before.
Aromascope?
Scratch-and-sniff cards or something. :')
Hahaha I could see it. It flashes on the screen "scratch and smell card number 3 in 3...2..1.".
MILF alert.
Also, I literally groaned at that last part.
Wow. Spy Kids sucks ass in more dimensions than ever before!
I agreeQuote:
Originally Posted by sloth
Anyone ever get that feeling when you see a movie trailer that whoever made these should juts drop dead because there're milking and killing their franchise so much?... yeah, I have that feeling
It's usually someone else who picks it up and ruins it. Like Saw.
Not that I think spy kids was good to begin with. I never watched it coz it looked shit anyway. But just generally that's what happens.
Yeah, I think I'll just stick with quality movies like Transformers 3.
Yea.
Haha, wow. When I first saw Spy Kids I thought they were amazing, because I was a kid, and come on, spies. But watching them now that I'm older makes me realize how horrible they were.
WHAT THE HELL!!!!! THIS IS SO WRONGG!!!! :( The original spy kids was okay because It was a new concept. But after that it was enough. The 2nd one sucked and the third was just awful. And now a 4th one!!! What is wrong with the world!!!!!
I agree, Atras. The first one was fine; I mean, it was original. The movies that came after that were essentially just cash grabs. As for this fourth one, even the premise alone, the age of the kids, it's all just so mind-boggling and implausible that I can't even bring myself to take it seriously.
I dont know if it's just adding to the spy kids world, or its a remake but the actors seem terrible. The actors for the first one were pretty good for kids actually. The actors for this one look so dull and bleh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
[rant]I swear to god, film as an art form is completely disappearing from American society. This shit will probably have critics raving, while films like Sucker Punch; powerful, meaningful, deep, well-thought-out, intelligent works of art; get dissed hardcore because most moviegoers today are such stupid jaded fucks that all they can comprehend is to be spoonfed another lifeless pile of hackneyed shit.[/rant]
I think the moviegoer in me just died a little. I used to see these on my birthday with my friends. By the 3rd movie, it was dead to me. Just so awful. Now this crap? Is Jessica Alba poor or something? I don't see how she'd agree to doing this movie. Maybe actually acting is too hard for her. "Hi kids, I'm a spy" really? REALLY?!
No. This movie isn't even going on my "to-be pirated" list.
Wow that must had been one of the worst things i have seen. I thought Jessica Alba would make it worthwhile.... but no, just no. Aromascope? what has this world come to?
Ugh, don't even get me started. That line was torture to even hear! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Caretaker
Every line was torture! haha It's exactly the same as the first one except the bad guy is taking over the world in a different way, the actors are terrible, the script seems terrible, and it's obviously gonna suck! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
You forgot one thing - the CGI.
The dog.
Oh... my... god...
:chuckle:
Hahah I know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin