9/9 A... (I'm not sure what to put for this part) War

There was a war about some sort of body wash vs shampoo(definitely one of my more random dreams). I don't remember much more, but I remember the names of two of the leaders, one was Mosh(guess my mind named a DC after the real one) and someone i know who i will just call B. I think they were on the same side but I don't remember which side.