Thread: Discuss posted members' pictures

I'm not sure who you are...but you look 9. Take that as a compliment...or not

welcome to the forums! you posted in the right thread. that's 10 points off the bat. again welcome.

Now that's a good pic! Nothing more suiting for a forum like this one than a pic of yourself asleep.

LOTF is right...

We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.

He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.

I think that about covers it...

Originally posted by Truthbearer
LOTF is right...

We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.

He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.

I think that about covers it...

Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words!

Originally posted by Je33icaLy88+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Je33icaLy88)</div>

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LOTF is right...

We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.

He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.

I think that about covers it...

Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words! [/b]

Or somone has no life..

Originally posted by cinic+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cinic)</div>

Originally posted by Je33icaLy88@
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LOTF is right...

We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.

He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.

I think that about covers it...

Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words!

Or somone has no life..[/b]

or someone who takes the time to read that gets pissed about the life he's wasted even though he's critiquing peoples posts online which in turn proves that he has no life. while a moderator who also has no life chooses to critique the previous critiquer’s critique. then the moderator who has no life as we know it hunts down the negative critiquer and takes a picture of him while he's sleeping to post on the forum that he feels is important enough to take up what little life he has... immediately relegating the original critiquer to a lifeless existence. ... this being the case the moderator now finds meaning in his otherwise empty existence and continues to photograph people in their sleep and post the images on the internet where he makes millions for his new-age art which depicts people sleeping. the humble moderator then takes his millions and moves next door to truthbearer where he spends his days lighting bags of dog crap on fire only to throw them on his neighbor's porch. he will then photograph the famous truthbearer stomping on bags of burning feces and then sell the images to the tabloids for a hefty sum of money which he will then spend on cigarettes so he can smoke for hours on end while blowing the smoke into truthbearer's ventilation system.

Wow that was touching ^^^^

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>

or someone who takes the time to read that gets pissed about the life he's wasted even though he's critiquing peoples posts online which in turn proves that he has no life. while a moderator who also has no life chooses to critique the previous critiquer’s critique. then the moderator who has no life as we know it hunts down the negative critiquer and takes a picture of him while he's sleeping to post on the forum that he feels is important enough to take up what little life he has... immediately relegating the original critiquer to a lifeless existence. ... this being the case the moderator now finds meaning in his otherwise empty existence and continues to photograph people in their sleep and post the images on the internet where he makes millions for his new-age art which depicts people sleeping. the humble moderator then takes his millions and moves next door to truthbearer[/b]

So far so good...

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where he spends his days lighting bags of dog crap on fire only to throw them on his neighbor's porch. he will then photograph the famous truthbearer stomping on bags of burning feces and then sell the images to the tabloids for a hefty sum of money which he will then spend on cigarettes so he can smoke for hours on end while blowing the smoke into truthbearer's ventilation system.

I guess this is your vengance for saying I support tabacco's killing of people who smoke, huh?

Oh well, I can just go ahead and shoot you if you do such things, for we all have learned that Hollywood celebrities are above the law. So I would suggest you move next to me and be a good neighbor.

If you do so then I might consider inviting you to my private parties where you will spot celebrities of the calibur of Dustin Diamond and Charo. She wil tell you that she wants to do the cuchi cuchi with you(or whatever it is she says) and you will refuse politely, using as an excuse that you are already taken. This will of course annoy her plenty and she will seek comfort in the arms of Urkel(If I remember correctly his name is Jaleel White). They will fall in love and start a family and raise them to hate you. Then one day, when their kids are still under the legal age, they will be taught by the Melendez brothers and the "3 ninjas" movies the act of murdering succesfully, and they will be sent out in a kamikazee mission to murder you. They will also use the fact you like pirates more than ninjas as motivation. I will try to stop them, using the moves I learned while filming Matrix 5: The Matrix Reruns. Unfortunately, they will stab me with a ninja star, and I would almost bleed to death if it wasn't for my new confidant cleaning guy/sleeping me photographer, that just happened to have played a doctor in Chicago Hope some years back. Then they will complete the job they were sent out to do, when their ninja moves easily outpower your pirate skills(saying "arghhh" and drinking). I will go to your funeral and leave you a pic of me sleeping as an homage to your art, and the fact you were a great neighbor. I will then perform a touching eulogy that will have everyone in tears, and would later be cataloged by the New York Times as a "Moving, emotional and in a single word: Perfect" performance. I will incorporate that in my next movie: The death of a the last pirate" and I will get an Oscar for it. I will put that in a stand that I use to keep my prizes and such, and have my cleaning guy polish it every week. If he forgets to do so regularly I will be forced to take his visitation rights too. He will argue that he saved my life and I will say: "Tomas, that was then, this is now". He will then accept his fate and work extra hard until I hand him his rights once again. But I will go to his room when he is not there and punch a hole in one of the condoms he keeps in his drawer with a needle. That will end up in him impregnating Maria, his on and off girlfriend. That will teach him to polish my awards with more frequency...

The end...for now


P.S. Don't ask me how I know Urkels name, I am filled with useless facts like that...

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it's really not necessary to do that.

-Paperdoll

You know how annoying that is, Techboy?

You just messed up the whole format of all the quotes in this page...how about editing it a bit?

Or any mod...where's Adidas when you need him? Oh wait, he was killed...

i give up...

just know that pirates never die... they just fade away... arrrrrrrrrrr *cough cough cough*

You might as well...

I have a lot of free time at work and have a very senseless and ramble-friendly mind. Few people have the ability to oversenseless me(that's right, I took the liberty to make up that word).

In this forum there is one that has beaten me once, when I was a newb. I don't know if he can beat me again, but I have to admit the force is strong with that one...He knows who he is....

Sorry. Any pictures people? This thread has went waaay off topic.

Oh heck, why not. But all I have on my computer is a professional headshot. Normally I'm not so formal looking:

[forget it]

Sorry for the crappy quality. I'll try to fix it later.

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I don't know what's up with imageshack today.
Just goto my website to see the fullsize image:

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Lisa, you are quite lovely! Didn't know you sang!

I saw a post earlier saying that we should all take photos of ourselves when we are sleeping. If I fell asleep with my friends near me, I'm afraid of what would happen to me .

Seeker: Awwwwwww, thanks you're so sweet. *^_^*

Originally posted by Death&#045;Wuad
I saw a post earlier saying that we should all take photos of ourselves when we are sleeping. If I fell asleep with my friends near me, I'm afraid of what would happen to me .

My pic inspired that idea (it's under page 30)

lol, know what you mean. I guess I'm the only one that isn't afraid of their friends (I'm the only one with a sleeping pic posted)

BTW, Ophelia, I think you've very gorgeous! I wish I could sing too

Agreed. Ophelia you are beautiful

Originally posted by Truthbearer
I'm not sure who you are...but you look 9. Take that as a compliment...or not

He does. Ha. Sorry, but you do.
Hmm....

There are some good lookin ladies about here...!

^^^^^^^ too incredibly adorable ^^^^^^^^

Ophelia, I have to say I am shocked

Too many beautiful women...can't handle *crashes*


P.S. Did you have to make out with that girl/guy?

Originally posted by Truthbearer
P.S. Did you have to make out with that girl/guy?

Hehe, no. It was one of those scenes where there would have been a kiss, but then the husband starts to pounds on the door.

She and were a bit ticked though, because we wanted to do something more shocking for the audience, but the director wouldn't let us. So she decided to get freaky with her left hand, as you can see.

That was damn funny, hehe.....*goes to find the video*.