I had a dream about
Aquanina last night. She was wearing those pink DV underwear from
Howie's signature. They fit like some weird combination of a jock strap/ thong.
My girlfriend and I were staying in her old bedroom in a huge boarding house. I had just discovered a secret passage that led to a closet filled with all her old stuff. I was excited to snoop through it all, expecting there to be all kinds of vintage toys. Unfortunately, she returned unexpectedly and started throwing her skinny, DV-jock-strapped-ass around

...Ruined all my plans for snooping.
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