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      Quote Originally Posted by Folqueraine View Post
      For the funny story, well, one day Mio fell asleep in the washing-machine, where a stack of dirty laundry was waiting to be washed. It's a washing machine whose door is on the top. When she woke up, she made the cylinder rotate, and the clothes got stuck, so she was unable to put the cylinder back with the opening on the top and was stuck in. Luckily, we heard her mewling - just as we were about to leave home to go to work and school. We had to tear the clothes to get her out.
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      I wrote this poem my senior year for my magazine project in dedication (hey, I wanted to listen to this song&#33 to my first cat, Misty:

      When I looked in her eyes,
      As green as gems,
      I wish I knew what she thought.
      I loved her to death
      And I spoiled her, too,
      And toys of all kinds I bought.
      I admit that she
      Was not quite as bright
      As some of the toys I did buy her,
      But I never expected
      She would sadden me so
      When she died, quite alone, in the dryer.


      Third grade... As sad as it was, I do kind of have to laugh. She was not a bright cat. She would get caught when the swinging doorw as closing.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst View Post
      She would sadden me so
      When she died, quite alone, in the dryer.


      Third grade... As sad as it was, I do kind of have to laugh. She was not a bright cat. She would get caught when the swinging doorw as closing.[/b]
      Good lord, Ame! I thought that poem was supposed to be a joke! Poor kitty - a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst View Post
      But I never expected
      She would sadden me so
      When she died, quite alone, in the dryer.[/i]
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      Did she really? That's terrible. I guess Mio had a close shave.
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