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    1. 03-08-2008 04:36 PM #926
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      Muhaha he does.
      How I discover what my dreams are about

      In my last lucid dream I made pink sparks between my palms. I was trying to make a white ball of energy...
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    2. 03-09-2008 10:18 PM #927
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      Once i saw myself in a dream sitting on a soccer ball and i had some cool blue shoes:
      Me1: Nice shoes man!
      Me2: Do i know you?

      In another dream i was sitting on the balcony and all of a sudden a big storm started outside and remembered that i had a apocalyptic dream and now this was really happening:
      Me: OMG!!!! Moooooooom!!!! Let's run for our lives.. this is the end of days.. i had a dream on this not long ago..
      Mom: *really scared voice* Oh no! Is this the sequel of the big storm of tornadoes you had last week???

      I didn't become lucid..
      Last edited by unnamednn; 03-10-2008 at 09:43 PM.
      -.-
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    3. 03-09-2008 11:01 PM #928
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      Quote Originally Posted by unnamednn View Post
      In my last ld i was in a shop and there was a big number written on the wall:
      Me : Hey man what's with '7263232112' written on the wall?
      Dc : *Puts on a malefic smile and whispers* The devil has many tricks...
      I don't know why but that really made me laugh...

      I wonder what it means, I'd look out for it but its too long to remember.
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    4. 03-12-2008 04:27 AM #929
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      Man, I must say that you guys have the best quotes.

      Mine would probably be as I was walking to school with one of my friends in a dream. "Damn the nuclear federation!" - Completely out of the blue.
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    5. 03-12-2008 04:45 AM #930
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      Quote Originally Posted by unnamednn View Post
      In another dream i was sitting on the balcony and all of a sudden a big storm started outside and remembered that i had a apocalyptic dream and now this was really happening:
      Me: OMG!!!! Moooooooom!!!! Let's run for our lives.. this is the end of days.. i had a dream on this not long ago..
      Mom: *really scared voice* Oh no! Is this the sequel of the big storm of tornadoes you had last week???

      I didn't become lucid..
      That's funny. Its not easy to find funny in an apocalyptic dream.
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    6. 03-15-2008 03:05 AM #931
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      "Jesus never died. It's a conspiracy..."

      ...
      "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

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    7. 03-15-2008 12:35 PM #932
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      not sure if this is funny but:

      me: where are the toilets
      librarian: over there but it has a code that changes each day
      me: does it have the lock on the toilet or the door

      after i woke up i lol'd the fact i questioned the lock system
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    8. 03-15-2008 03:59 PM #933
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      Com'on guys lets make this get to 1000!
      "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

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    9. 03-15-2008 05:06 PM #934
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      drmrgrl (DC): By the way, can you lend me some money?
      Me: Nah, no cheating.


      I've yet to understand that convo xD
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      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
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    10. 03-16-2008 06:40 AM #935
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kromoh View Post
      drmrgrl (DC): By the way, can you lend me some money?
      Me: Nah, no cheating.


      I've yet to understand that convo xD
      free money = cheatz
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    11. 03-19-2008 01:53 AM #936
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      Me (sitting at the computer as my boyfriend walks in): Don't you want to play (Everquest II) with me?

      My Boyfriend (in a very agitated voice): I think there's a warrant out for my arrest and you've got all the batteries!!!
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    12. 03-19-2008 02:44 AM #937
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      some girl was trying to get back together with me (idk her irl) and I wasn't to sure about it.

      Trying to convince me: "C'mon...titties are right here."

      Me: "Well...I just think we should keep seeing different titties"

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    13. 03-19-2008 02:52 AM #938
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      ME: What's up, man?
      DC: Dude! Shut the FUCK UP! JFK's ABOUT TO GET SHOT! I WANNA SEE!!!!!

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    14. 03-19-2008 02:15 PM #939
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      UC Santa Barbara

      ...AGAIN! This time James Lafferty and Scott Michael Foster appeared together on the campus of UC Santa Barbara as students in the 3rd act of the dream...they were possibly playing a mock Price Is Right and Scott's character overbid on his Showcase. A curly-haired young man pretending to be Bob Barker (who retired in June) or Drew Carey (I probably didn't see any glasses) walks over to the podium that James' character was standing.

      College student playing "Bob Barker" or "Drew Carey": The actual retail price of your Showcase is... $2,243...you're over, too. (OVER! horn and Price Is Right losing horns; Drew Carey version) No Showcase winner!
      (Someone offstage is screaming that the actual retail price of James' character's Showcase was actually $22,243, so he was still over.)

      The other 2 acts didn't make sense, either.
      Last edited by WTGDMan1986; 03-19-2008 at 02:25 PM. Reason: I capitalize "Showcase" because it's the right thing to do. Someone from UCSB already won $37,995 in prizes on 4/2/07.
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    15. 03-19-2008 04:35 PM #940
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      Mom:*rips tip piece off of pyraminx* This is mine now!
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    16. 03-20-2008 02:38 AM #941
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      not sure this counts...

      i walk through my bedroom door which for some reason is a giant conditioner bottle and fall into this video game world. there is a smooth relaxed voice speaking which i realise is a tutorial in the game. i say "jesus, do you always have to run me through th-" he cuts me off and says "shut up, b*tch i'm tryin to talk!" i say "f*ck you!" he says "ya mom!"
      I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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    17. 03-20-2008 02:53 AM #942
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      Quote Originally Posted by Grey Dragon View Post
      "Winking at crows in the dark won't scare them."

      My dream guide is a bit on the cryptic side, but you can't fault his logic.
      thats pretty funny
      "Still up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams and make them mine" -Scott Stapp
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    18. 03-20-2008 11:24 PM #943
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      Brother: CRAP!
      Grandma: You say that rather casually.
      Brother: That's the only way to say it!
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    19. 03-23-2008 01:49 AM #944
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      lol. i always seem to be alone in my dreams, no DCs
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      -communicate telepathically []
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    20. 03-23-2008 02:41 AM #945
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      Talking

      I was walking with my friends and some guy comes up to me with a knife and puts it to my throat, than lets me go. Afterwards I'm like freaking out and my friend's like "WTF's wrong with you?" Looking at my like I'm crazy.

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    21. 03-23-2008 05:50 AM #946
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      Brother: CRAP!
      Grandma: You say that rather casually.
      Brother: That's the only way to say it!
      lol that's funny


      ME: What's up, man?
      DC: Dude! Shut the FUCK UP! JFK's ABOUT TO GET SHOT! I WANNA SEE!!!!!
      haha
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    22. 03-24-2008 01:54 AM #947
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      Me: SO... do you know how to make brownies out of paper?
      DC: *smiles* Only the Japanese.

      If anyone is offended by this, I'm terribly sorry...
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    23. 03-24-2008 03:09 AM #948
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dreams Rock View Post
      Me: SO... do you know how to make brownies out of paper?
      DC: *smiles* Only the Japanese.
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      Saying quantum physics explains cognitive processes is just like saying geology explains jurisprudence.
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    24. 03-24-2008 05:25 PM #949
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      My mum and I unleashed me and my siblings in a field... this is what she said:

      MUM: Whoever finds the most toilet paper rolls gets the candy!
      Halloween night?
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      Sitting in the living room/ dining room with my mom and my sister… Chloe (my cat, who is not allowed in the living room) is underneath the table… and it’s our old dining room table. She is rubbing her face up against the table legs and meowing… my mom says Chloe get out and Chloe meows once but stays. She tells Chloe to get out a second time and this time she responds with “I want in”


      WAIT I HAVE A BETTER ONE!!!

      I had a dream about goofy and he said...“ don’t worry kids goofy will be back… when his leprosy is gone!”
      Last edited by thisismylogin; 03-24-2008 at 11:22 PM. Reason: I thought of a better one!

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