Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Got a very amusing quote last night. I had just used the word "sh*t" in front of some young children. "I apologize for my language, kids." I said.

A small boy of about 4 years age looked up at me and offered this sage thought:

"It's ok, mister. Sometimes people have so much sh*t in their heads, that some of it just has to come out of their mouths."

This is from probably my most disturbing dream ever, but anyway there were these two guys (I know that they were important DCs, but I forgot them. ) and they had to be atleast in their 30s and they were in the 7th grade with me for some reason. All I remember was that the teacher asked a question and the older one raised his hand and yelled "farts" and everyone laughed. Then after that he said "oh, sh*t..." and started running to the bathroom. That was the immature part of the dream. I don't even want to get into the disturbing part.

"Jump off the cliff, the clouds will catch you."

Originally Posted by Poison Apple

"Jump off the cliff, the clouds will catch you."

xD

"It's ok, mister. Sometimes people have so much sh*t in their heads, that some of it just has to come out of their mouths."

OMG that has GOT to be the most hilarious thing ever posted on this thread!

Originally Posted by skysaw

Got a very amusing quote last night. I had just used the word "sh*t" in front of some young children. "I apologize for my language, kids." I said.

A small boy of about 4 years age looked up at me and offered this sage thought:

"It's ok, mister. Sometimes people have so much sh*t in their heads, that some of it just has to come out of their mouths."

Hilarious. Kudos.

^ Agreed. Very clever.

One time in a NON-ld I was at a hotel party and snoop dogg came through the door and handed me a gun then promptly shot everyone else in the room and said "lets get da fuck out of here", and we made our escape on the waterslide that left the room.

Originally Posted by Poison Apple

"Jump off the cliff, the clouds will catch you."

I like that.

I was trying to complete the September lucid task of the month which is to find a deck of cards, pull a card and report back what it looked like.

I was lucid and two scruffy dirty men entered the room deep in conversation.

I suddenly remembered the card task and asked the less intimidating one for a deck of cards. He reached in his shirt pocket and produced a deck.

The first card I pulled out was completely blank except for the word "ACE" on one side.

I knew I could do better so I pulled another card. This card was also blank except for the number "2".

I said aloud (more to myself than anyone else).. "2 of what?".. and the man smiled strangely and said simply "2 of the deck."

I looked at him thinking that was really helpful and then felt the dream fading.

Unseen DC voice: "The best building construction roofing material is broccoli when someone passes on" (to the afterlife).

The funniest one in my dream was:

Me:......
DC:........
(my dreams are always silent, well no one speaks but ther iis sound, until i get lucid of course)

Narrator in a movie-like dream of an african massacre:

"The eyes form from eggs at birth, trampled under the cars from the oncoming stampedes, the poor souls eyes' starve with no eggs"

Me- Hey im dreaming.
Dc- Reaaaly .... so that means i could fly hmmph.
Me- Sure why not im going to go snowboard anyways.
Dc-*strikes superman flying pose then promptly explodes*
(second dc walks in)
Dc- Why'd you have to pick on that poor little girl.

I lost lucidity after that because me and the other dc got in a fight..... the wierd thing is the one who exploded was my best friend andrew...... not a little girl. :/

Originally Posted by Luc

Me- Hey im dreaming.
Dc- Reaaaly .... so that means i could fly hmmph.
Me- Sure why not im going to go snowboard anyways.
Dc-*strikes superman flying pose then promptly explodes*

ROFL, that's freaking hilarious. I can just picture how stupid superman looks while he's flying, and then...

"Woah! That was a Tom Cruise moment!"

"2 of the deck."

Haha, Clairity! That's pretty funny!

Originally Posted by weelilhazel

Haha, Clairity! That's pretty funny!

Thanks weelilhazel! It's funny now but at the time it just seemed really annoying.

I'm in my room. a DC
starts climbing into my room through
the window.
DC: "It smells like George Washington in here."

Originally Posted by Brendan13

The funniest one in my dream was:

Me:......
DC:........
(my dreams are always silent, well no one speaks but ther iis sound, until i get lucid of course)

This is the funniest one I've seen on this thread in a while.

"Y'know, people just don't jump out of windows often enough."

Originally Posted by Lunalight

"Y'know, people just don't jump out of windows often enough."

Ain't that the truth! LOL!!

The entire human race was going to get killed by a giant swarm of wasps. I was standing next to an expert on wasps.

Me: "We're all doomed, aren't we?"
Expert: *smiles and starts singing a happy song*

Expert: *smiles and starts singing a happy song*

Lol, I guess he's on the wasp's side.