+ with group, something about food, they ask my experience, someone says about (Steve Jobs?) "he had so much fine art, so why did he have 'Naked Lego Adventure'?"
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+ with group, something about food, they ask my experience, someone says about (Steve Jobs?) "he had so much fine art, so why did he have 'Naked Lego Adventure'?"
I'm with my dream girl (literally) :P
Me: Do you like me?
DC girl: I love you like I can feel a mouse. And when I see those things I just... (she gets quieter as she speaks until I can no longer hear her)
My DCs always show ZERO interest when I tell them I'm dreaming hahaha
I'm trying to be nice with a woman who I like but she got upset with something that I did, to what she responds: "When it's about sex, the motor of life could set the proper situation for anyone to have it. It's just not happening between us."
I´ve met a person who acted like a dream guide and I asked him something. He had a very unclear, distorted voice but I think he said something like “Now that she has taken your life, she will go after your constipation next.”
On a shelf I found a couple old movies. On one of the covers you could read “released on cat day”.
Random boy to other boy: Did you know that God is literally like "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh?"
During a serious dramatic scene, the dictaphone plays the recording: "The *good* new is: the Dalai Lama's sandwich is ready..."
(I crack up in the dream).
In the dream, I was at work scattering popcorn around my feet as I walked. I was trying to make people think that popcorn was coming out of my shoes for some reason as a prank.
My boss came by and told me to stop.
I said, "What happens if it starts again?" pretending to be oblivious.
My boss sighed, rolled his eyes, looked up to the sky, and said, "Tell the gods, 'Asses! Sweetened caramel corn or buttery?'"
It's like my dream version of "you ask me to jump, how high?".
At a party, a couple dozen DCs together started randomly singing a variation of "Let it Go!" :bliss:
I'm sure I'm not the first one who's experienced this.
Meaningful to me, THANX dolphin
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FROZEN - Let It Go Sing-along | Official Disney HD: http://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU
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that was uploaded the day after Dr Robert Van De Castle died. I miss him toooo much (see signature at botom) but your DC's are telling me to "Let Him go" and become more powerful than I can imagine.
The lyrics are:
Let It Go"
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know!
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door!
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!
It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry!
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on!
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back,
The past is in the past!
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone!
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!
Me-"A lucid dream is when we dream and we know we are dreaming."
Gentleman-"I don't know if such thing exists."
Me-"It exists. This is a dream. I know that i'm dreaming. I have a physical body lying in bed in the physical plane and i am here in my dream body with you in a dream. You have a physical body as well."
Gentleman-"Well, not in bed. Only if it's in a coffin."
Me-"Why? Are you dead?"
Gentleman-"Well... yes..."
Me-"When did this happen?"
Gentleman-"November 30th, this year."
Villain: *rambling about his plan to get rid of gravity*
Me: That's stupid. Humans are supposed to evolve into sticks.
In one of my dreams, I was breaking into the neighbors house with my mother and sister. Everything went fine, but neighbor caught us. My moher escaped, leaving us all. Then conversation started:
Neighbor: What are you doing here ?!
Sister: *grabs broom standing nearby* I'm here for the broom!
Neighbor: Oh, I see. *Looks at me* You want some broom too?
"Hinduism is very close to the delays of the American industries."
I hope my dream wasn´t trying to be offensive.
(in a gym, telling people enthusiastically about my discovery)
"If you stand in front of the guys with muscles, then when the hot girls smile at them it looks like they're smiling at you!"
I feel sort of pathetic saying this.
We're in a classroom, I'm in a desk looking behind me at my friend and he tells some other kid "shes so retarded, that when she tries to write her name, the pencil gets it wrong!" and I thought it was hilarious.
In an inspirational video about how the science of biofeedback gave the blind, deaf, paralyzed "horse-boy" the ability to see, hear, and walk, I hear a lilting voice of a stereotypical "Southern Black Mama" say:
"You working' with deh Tech Awards, Ray!? I'm proud of you, Ray!"
"Who wants to be a peacock?!"
"I do, apparently."
From a couple of weeks ago:
In waking life, my cat had an accident in my room and the stench of it made it into my dream. I was on a bus and all of the passengers suddenly started giggling and blaming each other for farting. Right before I woke up, the man sitting next to me said, "I judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the quality of their butts."
I see a DC doing a nose pinch RC. "Oh," I say, "Are you a lucid dreamer?"
"No!" he shouts, and runs off. :lol:
Me - "Do you know how can i heal the pain i have in my throat?"
Man - "Yes. You can take some Parapitine and Lopitine."
Me - "Do you know someone who can heal me in a more spiritual way?"
Woman - "Yes. There's a person who can do that, but i warn you, your soul may faint."
All 4 of my dreams last night had great stuff:
-"You've got to wear the squirrel on your head for at least four weeks to make sure there's no lice" "Come on, you know this"
-I didn't have my train ticket when the inspector asked, so I replied "I've just been skydiving, it must have fallen out!"
-(Man I helped)"Bless you with all the vitamins! A, C, D, F, B12,-" (Me)"Don't forget B6!" (Man)"Oh yeah, and E, and K, and..."
-"If everything in life was easy then nothing would be worth doing"
I've been lacking in contributions to this thread for a while, so here's a recent variety bucket from me.
The first concerns some odd names. I was watching a wrestling match, and out came a very muscle-bound Japanese wrestler called Six By Bus. He was followed by a guy wearing all yellow, and he was called Yellow Guy. Lastly, a female wrestler called Tonya Lastyear came at me, hitting me with her breasts.
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A zombie infected me in another dream, and my last words growled maliciously to it were: "You turned me... you should be DRAGGED!"
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A dream where I was hiding up trees on a beach turned into the suitably irreverent adventures of a superhero called PenisMan, who flew around helping people with their problems, mostly men who desired to have a bigger penis.
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I dreamed I was part of a space team, three of us together. Another team of three were living in the same quarters of a space vessel and they grew increasingly annoyed at us. Eventually one of them lost it and pelted us with swear words, one of which was: "mother... pissers".
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I delivered a dramatic speech to some robot technicians. One said he built a robot to resemble his friend, and I said: "Loyalty points lay on you my friend." Turning to the rest of the room I said: "However, there are morally and ethically questionable things about what you are doing, in fact what this whole company is doing. With zombies rampant in our everyday lives, we all have to be very careful. Wouldn't you agree?" Everyone was silent, then went away.
A second dream that same night saw me helping some penguins deliver the post. We discovered a large frozen tomb in the shape of a sword, which we cracked open. Out stepped a soldier of proud heraldry, announcing he would present a crown to King Richard. But he paused perplexed at the sight of us and blurted: "What? Who put penguins in the sea?" Then he fell down weak.
"Excuse me, but this little penguin's name is Richard," I said, offering him a sad and nervous-looking Pingu.
"My queen," said the soldier in reverence.