Hahahahahahaha, your picture makes that so creepy.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyBob
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Hahahahahahaha, your picture makes that so creepy.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyBob
This thread is great.:D
I had a dream in which me and a friend were on a weird movie theater going to watch "Call of Duty"(I don't even play call of duty).My friend was holding a small pillow.
Friend:Hey this pillow is not mine.
Me:It isn't mine neither.
Pause...
Then we started to laugh out loud. It seens my subcouncious has a weird sense of humor...
That's actually a bit funny! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cookino
I remember this weird false awakening I had like a year ago, went something like this...
Me: -sits up in bed- WHAT THE HELL??
There's about 5 girls from my school sitting on my bed.
Me: WTF are you all doing here?
This girl Tonya goes: I really don't know...-farts-
Then I actually woke up.
PS Im a girl :P
I am on the window ledge on a tall building (I'm really high up). I have to jump through a Y-shaped pole to get to a sumo-wrestling match (you have to grab both sides of the pole then swing your body through the opening - for some reason it reminded me of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess :|) I go through (I hit myself against the lower part of the pole but still made it through) and land in the ring.
Sumo Guy: *hands me a big and heavy key along with some BIG armor* Here you go! I'll be back in ten years!
I broke it off later along with the armor, but still, weird. :?
Bradley Walsh DC: 'You can tempt London Cab Drivers with a bidding war of chocolate Bourbon biscuits'
Let's see if that works! xD That's good! :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cyanidebaby
Your dream characters must be absolutely amazing! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by goldenaxel321
This happened a few weeks ago:
I'm in a bus. A few girls are sitting in front of me. They are talking about handbags Their conversation was like this:
- I bought me a new hand-bag, didn't you notice it?
- Yeah it's awesome! How much did you pay?
- Well, last time I just spend 300 Yengins (I don't have a freaking idea what kind of money this is:lol:)...
- But what about this time?
-... EEh it was one and a half Yengins
- OMG, that's expensive!
XD
Ha, the lower the price tag, the more you are actually paying! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by grischkaja008
1.5 yengins might be equivalent to around $700 in America... that makes no sense!
That's the proof that subconscious = 3 year old child xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Snowboy
So true!
When you get paid, you lose money, not gain! xD Some country should have that kind of currency! That would be awesome, but so ineffective!
Last night a barkeeper DC said something wise:
I drink Guinness and say to the barkeeper that this is the best Guinness I ever drank.
His epic answer:
Guiness is always a Win, just like bacon.
XD
That...is one of the best quotes I have ever heardQuote:
Originally Posted by grischkaja008
Well sometimes my subconscious is really poetic :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream
Oh they're wonderful. Especially that one time I was walking and a DC totally denied me of any form of powers. Then he woke me up. :|
Ahah. It's kinda weird but:
DC: Are you guys virgins? (I'm sitting by myself)
Me: Of course, now gtfo.
DC: Oh, haha. Good thing because I was planning on having it for lunch.
Dead serious.
That is one of the few that I've read that actually makes no sense whatsoever. Most are quirky and odd, but that is just jabberwocky.Quote:
Originally Posted by weruder
Oh, gosh...that reminds me of a DC conversation I heard once, several months ago. The DC's were cats, but they talked, which was weird in itself, but then it got worse real fast.Quote:
Originally Posted by weruder
DCFemale: "Did you really rape me or not?"
DCMale: "I don't know. Why don't we get down to business now and see if it feels familiar?"
Not kidding.
I hate to think that conversation came out of my brain :shock:
XD That's hilarious XDQuote:
Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream
*I make out with DC1 (guy my age), he leaves, DC2 (young kid) appears*
DC2: *completely disgusted* "I wasn't exactly in Paris when you were doing that, you know..." (implying: "HELLO? I was standing right next to you!!")
rofl!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by liveinthedream
Hmm, some really good contributions have been coming up lately. Seems like this thread is coming back to life.
Anyway here is another from me. You may not find it that funny, but it was great fun for me when I saw it happening.
This happened many years ago, but I've always remembered it.
At a supermarket in my dream, a new Thomas the Tank Engine ride had been set up, and lots of little kids were enjoying themselves on it. Then three guys who must have hated Thomas the Tank Engine made their way into the shop. They'd made a train costume out of a cardboard box and had it over their heads, so only their legs could be seen. Of course they looked completely ridiculous with all three of them under this one box, and they couldn't see where they were going. So they fell down some stairs. At the bottom they got up, fell over again, got up again, and then marched around the store (with the box still over their heads) singing in the tune of The Wheels on the Bus:
"Thomas is a stupid train, stupid train, stupid train..." and so on.
Again, you may not find it that funny, but it was hilarious for me to see those three morons doing what they did.
That's somehow funny because I'm able to imagine it in detail. xD
Last night a DC told me that this was a dream. So I RC'd, became lucid, then he held me down from flying, I spun around, he told me I was good, but continued, I teleported to a nearby wall, but he came with me. Pretty weird o.O