As I drove a car full of screaming DC passengers over a cliff..I suddenly became lucid.
I say "Heh I think I'm dreaming!
DC passengers in unison "We hope you are too!"
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As I drove a car full of screaming DC passengers over a cliff..I suddenly became lucid.
I say "Heh I think I'm dreaming!
DC passengers in unison "We hope you are too!"
In a dream recently I was watching a program on the TV about Sooty. All four of them were there but they were very poor representations of themselves and they were fooling around and getting tangled up in their own puppet strings.
Then a voice-over said: "Sooty's a clever fella, but as we can clearly see here, they were just puppets."
Well have you ever tried to fly superman style in real life?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andra
And trying to jump down a building to fly...I wouldnt try in real life:roll:
But the brain seems to know more than we think he knows...
But you've seen movies where people fly. You've likely seen a bird's eye view of the ground. Certain simple experiences can easily be simulated through the combination of previous experiences. You have expectations of how to fly in dreams; "if I raise my arms like Superman and will myself to fly, I will fly." However, if I tried to surf in my dreams, I would ride a surfboard and "surf," but it wouldn't be like real life because I've never surfed.Quote:
Originally Posted by reere
There were a bunch of copies of the character Noodle from Gorillaz sitting around a table eating noodles. I kneeled down and asked one of them this:
"Do you like Fettuchini Alfredo?"
"What?"
"Fettuchini Alfredo."
"Every Tuesday."
It took me a second for that to make sense...
I just read most of these posts and they were much appreciated. Gave me a smile. My DCs are very mumbly. But I had a woman that was supposed to be my mom say
"Because she is not one of us" in response to my dads question referencing my ability to fly.
I also remember a little dialogue a while ago
"So you were a bronze statue of liberty before now?"
"Hey, I make successful"
My mom had a dream where she told DC-me that it was her dream and then did an RC but wrong. Instead of trying to breath thru her nose she did a raspberry. Unfortunatly she didn't get lucid.:P
Okay im fighting with a dude at school. We beat each other until friends interfere.
(Me Walking away) If I was dreaming, I would kick your ass!
And no lucidity :(
In another one, there is a swallowing contest where people have to swallow the biggest shit they can imagine and then get it back up.
Man: What did you swallow?
Guy: Its hum... an atomic whale.
One from a while ago:
A was watching a scene where a Scottish monk in a pub asked someone for a donation.
"Care to make a donation laddie?"
The guy he asked handed him some money which made him very excited. He then announed that he'd get a prize for his good deed.
"You get to spend a night with Hank, the dirtiest man in all the world!"
The scene changed to the donator and his buddy standing outside some flowerpots labelled 'Hank.' The donator's buddy went and what followed were some very peculiar noises, before the buddy stumbled out again and collapsed.
Strange.
From a non-Lucid last night.
DC: I hope nothing epic happens.
Me: Like a slow-mo explosion where we walk away unharmed?
DC: Yeah.
*Building behind us blows up*
DC: God Dammit.
Last one one was epic.
One time I was walking around and saw these two dc's that were girls I go and tell them that I'm dreaming and that they're figments of my imagination and one of them says "A way to attain vividity and control is to do this" she hits the back of her own legs with her hands and laughs as if she was drunk I shrug and try it, it was no help at all and one time a girl I was having sex with in a lucid laughed when she saw my penis :(
Once a dc stuck a bomb down my shirt and yelled "Be kind rewind"
I have this nightmare that I sometime have where my family gets home from a movie or something and all this ghostly stuff happens and I get so scared but now that I found out about lucid dreams I was ready to own so I had that dream and I became lucid and went up to my mom and this is the convorsation that happened
Me: hey um I'm dreaming and I'm just imagining you um could you do me a favor?
My mom: -nods-
Me: these dreams really scare me and I don't like it could you stop being scary in these dreams and stop scaring me?
Mom: -nods looking scared-
Me: ya okay thanks I'm gonna go do fun stuff now
mom: okay buy
me: -jumps through the wall and does a bunch of fun stuff :D-
“Pills. Americans know they’re but the meds but insist on urine some drugs. America has a bad reputation, admirable.”
pillz here!Quote:
Originally Posted by bro
I had a lucid last night and lately ive had terrible recall so i only remembered what this one guy said because i laughed so hard
I told a dwarf that im dreaming and he said, "Shaper's toss" i looked at him for a second as he just stared into nothing and started laughing my ass off
*person is discussing business of some kind in a room about proposing something to some company to sell a new product; all agree to it*
Person: "We are going to have to go someplace special! Come on!"
Me: "Yay popsicles!"
WTF??? :? :wtf: :wtf2:
:cackle:Quote:
Originally Posted by goldenaxel321
While a non-lucid dream: I was talking to a friend DC. Suddenly a bunch of policemen came out of nowhere. At the same time a female, very sexy DC came from the opposite side and gave me a long kiss. This kiss lasted as long as the policemen were walking past. When they disappeared, she stopped kissing me and said this to me:
- Today it's your lucky day, I've saved your life from these policemen!
My friend DC:
- Next time You had better to simply pay your bills as everyone...
XD That is funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by grischkaja008
That's my only interesting dream as so far I can remember:shock:Quote:
XD That is funny!
A sexy female dark wizard apprentice walked right up at me and said "Have you ever wanted to just fornicate?"
(Basically, "Skip the into and let's just have sex.")
Of course I answered with, "Yes, yes I have..." and then guided her back into a private room and ... well... yeah.
(Actually the dream did get cut short by a few antagonists, but I thought it was funny... I'd never even seen that DC before >.>)
For some reason, every time I remember this, I can't stop laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Well now what?
From a few nights ago:
I was in my living room, and a large mummy with Gravemind's (Halo) voice had mistaken Hero Jaejoong for someone else and was about to kidnap him.
Gravemind mummy: [starts carrying Jaejoong away]
Me: [stops him] “You have the wrong guy. Just ask him, he doesn’t even know who you are.”
GM: [agrees to ask Jaejoong a few questions to see if it’s true, so they sit down on the couch]
GM: “How did we first meet?”
Jaejoong: [rambles uncertainly and asks if the mummy means what he thought of him when they first met]
Me: “Oh for goodness’ sake, that’s not what he’s asking—OH MY CRAP, IS THAT A SPIDER? No, I think it’s just a piece of lint… it must be.”
GM and Jaejoong: [stop the interview to watch as I start shaking my blankets out to make sure there are no more, and then notice the lint has crawled away]
Me: “OH MY CRAP, IT IS A SPIDER! GET IT GET IT GET IT!”
[GM tries to catch the spider for me but fails, and then I wake up]
I was at the recordings of a live daily television show.
There were 3 guests: a female Turkish soccer player who lost an eye due to a stroke, the minister of public health and me.
There was a show host aswell.
Turkish woman: Well, they said things like giga-yotta-banana.
Minister: It should be yotta-yotta-banana.
Awkward silence
The audience slowly bursts into laughter
Host: That wasn't very smart of you Eric (referring to the minister).
Still doesn't make sense to me...
"If your chick get's pregnant, then it is an unsaturated molecule."
Lolwut?
I was captured by rat people and taken to a group hearing to decide which of us was pretending to be a rat person. Apparently, rat people find it VERY offensive when people dress up as them, the punishment for which is certain death. At the end of the trial, the lead rat person says:
"You can all go free...EXCEPT YOU! *points to a woman in a rat costume* I'm gonna kill you, bitch."
I don't know why I dreamed this... please don't ask...
Friend (really scared/nervous/panicky/sad, sorta fast): I'm addicted to the Artemis Fowl series! *a bunch of rambling* I could have left it off when he died, but I can't stop reading the books, I'm too addicted... *etc,etc,etc* (apparently Artemis had died but came back to life... ???)
And the whole time I am thinking "gay", and when I wake up I'm like "what?". It was sorta funny, but really strange... can't describe how he sounded, but it was weird...