Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

A zombie in a wheelchair: "One-sided easy to search."

In the lobby of a movie theatre with George Bush and his assistant.

Assistant: "" Mr. President if all candidates get 260 votes then we will have a one million way tie."

Bush: "I guess it's time that I unleash Donkey Kong."

Dreamer friend: Flying into a room....she sees a group of people sitting on chairs. She introduces herself to the group..."I am each one of you." She goes up close to one of the guys sitting in a chair....

Dreamer friend: "Who are you?"

DC guy in chair: (mumbles inaudible response).

Dreamer friend: "Who are you!!!!?"

DC guy in chair: "I'm Tense."

DC guy in a chair nearby: "No, I'm Tense."

Me: "May I ask you a question?"
DC: "A what?"
Me: "How can I lucid dream more effectively?"
DC (very upset): "Where did you get that information?!"

At night in a small city:

Me (shouting): "YES! MY FIRST DEILD!
DC (very distant): "That's nice, now shut up! It's 3:00 in the morning!

Originally Posted by PSPSoldier534

At night in a small city:

Me (shouting): "YES! MY FIRST DEILD!
DC (very distant): "That's nice, now shut up! It's 3:00 in the morning!

Thats awesome!

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Thats awesome!

Cool thing was, I did the DEILD at around 3:00 AM.

Could it be your neighbor?!

lmao that'd be great if you were sleep talking.. except yelling..

Nahh, I don't sleep talk. Never. My dog does though .

Sleep barking? OR ENGLISH!?!?!?

Dont know if this counts but i was in barnes and noble and there was a big row of books on top of a shelf that were all part of a series. I pulled one off and the title was (in spanish) "Palm Fronds from the Friends of America"

On another shelf there was a book with a picture of a pretty girl on the beach, but she looked like she hadn't showered in months. The title of that book was "Glut". Wtf? Look up the definition of "glut".

I was talking to a friend in a non lucid dream, and for the life of me I still have no clue how this came up, but I said,

"Nothing was ever the same since we found out my dad was Sabrina the Teenage witch"

In last night's dream, there apeared to be a Harry Potter theme. I wasn't exactly in it, persay, but I was watching what was happening.

Hermione Granger apparently had a huge crush on Professor Snape, but a new and rather vindictive female teacher also liked him and wanted to do anything to stop him from liking Hermione back. So they were constantly trading insults, and this teacher pretended that she'd just come out of Snape's room in the dungeons wearing a blue bathrobe while drying her hair.

After insulting each other for a moment, Hermione won the argument by shrugging, smirking and suggesting that the woman had gone from fat to possibly pregnant (implying that she was a slut) by saying...

Hermione: "From one kind of curvy to another - accidents happen."

Needless to say, it pissed the teacher off.

Me: Quick! We need to help those people! (someone was getting mugged.)

DC: Yea, yea, same as five minutes ago.

I was looking for a friend of mine, and ask the nearest DC:

Me: "Have you seen -name-?"

Chick: "I wanna dance like a monkeyman!"

It was a really weird dream...

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I was being chased by Optimus Prime... I hid in a pizzaplace, and told them to put the Transformers-movie on to distract him. I jump behind the counter, and he storms in:
OP: "Where is she! She stole my hairgel!"
Pizza-people: "Ermm, there´s no one here..."
OP: "...Oh. I´ll have a pizza, then. With extra bananas, please."

(This is my first post! Well, except for the 11 paragraph one I accidentally deleted)

My brain made a joke the other day, I'd forgotten to write about it:

In the dream we were in some sort of resort town and I needed to buy fins so that we could go scuba diving. We had a guide and my dad asked him where we could get fins from.
Guide: "Oh, there's a scuba shop just down the road. It's called Manslaughter."
My Dad: "MANSLAUGHTER?! The price I'm going to pay for those fins in a town like this, that's the manslaughter!"

I woke up chuckling. Silly little brain.

I'm in a bar where a mobster is telling his boss that I'm ready to take on a job for them.

Mobster: "I've got a friend of mine here to play 32 card wampum."

DC doctor to me:

"Seems you have a lump. Most likely related to blood pressure. Don't worry, it'll blow itself out in about four days. It's unlikely to cut you on the way out."

??????

Originally Posted by Torcher

DC doctor to me:

"Seems you have a lump. Most likely related to blood pressure. Don't worry, it'll blow itself out in about four days. It's unlikely to cut you on the way out."

??????

Lol... Thats great.

I was sick in a dream, and when I went to blow my nose, a little kid said: "Woah! Did you see that?"

I got a kick out of it, but it wasn't that funny.

Originally Posted by wombing

#5- in the backyard with my sister. i say "if it were a different time of year, i would be grazing.."

# 5- i am hanging from a plane, but my grip slips and i fall through a tree on my way to a lake underneath. i manage to grab a branch on my way down. as i am falling a soft, documentary type voice narrates "the branch followed him into the water...cushioning his fall"

LOL thats awesome! sadly i havent had any really good ones but last night i dreamed i was on top of a train with a llama? a really ugly llama too.

Me: why are we on top of a train?
Llama: Dont eat me.
Me: what if youre tasty? (WTF?!)
Llama:what if youre tasty?
Me: @_@
normally i dont get to talk much in my dreams though only think things

LMAO at everyone's weird moments i didnt think dreams could be so random!! XD

I saw a dog with an alien face hugger lying on the beach.
I went into the house at locked the door. The dogs now standing outside saying "let me in let me in".
I say "I know you're an Alien. Dogs can't talk".
The dog says "Didn't bother the last guy who lived here".

A girl in physics class talking about how running track had impacted her life:

"I usually just dip it and tell my boy to hit the car in the sun."

Here I understood "dip it" to mean "have sex",and "boy" to mean "boyfriend"

My Mom's boss: Hurry up! I'm not going to be the Pope forever!