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Non-Lucid the other night
I stole a wireless mouse from a computer lab, and bumped into someone on my way out. The screen of my blackberry started flashing some warning at me with big red letters
Guy: What is wrong?
Me: Its picking up your kidneys.
Guy: Oh ok.
was in non lucid where there was a nuke war going on and we knew we were gonna get nuked. me and my mom were trying to tell him we need to leave.
Dad says: "But gas prices are too high."
Dream ends w/ me being caught in nuke. =(
Very strange one from a non-lucid.
Random DC: "Two birds are in a tree. The philosophical one can't get down, and the practical one can't get up."
0_o
Anyone have any ideas about what it means? Lately I have been worrying about whether I should take a philosophy course or something more practical.
This is a stupid thing I said in a semi-lucid
I was in a department store and was fighting this karate master. I was all over him and beat him easily. This beautiful woman approaches me.
Woman "So, what do you want to do then?"
Me "I want to fight you"
Some strange ones I found in my dream journal:
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I had a dream my sister was holding a fish in her palm and telling me it was a grouper, and I was like "Wtf, people eat those, and that fish is only two inches long!" She was astounded to see this, and then I realized I was dreaming
I mean ok, I guess that would be pretty cool hahahaQuote:
Then I say something like “I am dreaming” and start concentrating more on my surroundings. I am talking to one of the DCs who was already in the dream before I became lucid. We’d been having a conversation, so I lean in and try to be polite and follow it. The DC says something like “And that’s when we decided that we ought to take her to see Beetlejuice!” as though visiting Beetlejuice was the greatest gift in the world.
non-lucid from last night.. I see a man buying like 100 lottery scratcher tickets in a store, the man at the register asks him what the occasion is, "it's my anniversary!!"
the philosophical one might see, unterstand or experience things others will not, yet it can't forget them anymore, no matter if it was a good realization or a bad one to it. the practical bird on the other hand will be able to do things the other one can't, but he will not be able to get up to the deep understanding of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadal
Wow . . . is my subconscious really that insightful? Thanks for the interpretation!Quote:
Originally Posted by N@vi
This all seemed normal at the time, but now it cracks me up:
There is a pool of lava, and a giant creature inside the lava with its mouth open. Inside its mouth is the entrance to the dungeon, but me and Ben don't want to jump in it's mouth. There is also a lily pad looking thing in the lava in front of its mouth that isn't on fire or melting or anything. We spin it around so it looks easier to get on. This causes the creature to look angry and move towards us. It sneezes lava on Ben's arm and Ben yells "ow, holy crap that's hot". Then it wipes its nose on Ben as well, covering him with lava boogers. Ben frantically wipes it off and isn't burned that badly. We ask each other how the hell we're supposed to get inside of that thing. Then the girl shows up with a 4 ft block of cheese and asks us if we're ready to go.
Ahahahah brilliant, I literally lol'd :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Schmaven
whilst momentarily wondering to use 'protection'...
"Since this is a dream we can pretty much have sex with whoever we want."
"you're right, I forgot."
(I actually DID NOT become lucid.) :mad:
time to retire my account?
I was looking in my dream journal from last night, and I found something I wrote at about 4 am. I cannot for the life of me remember what the situation was, but I had written down this:
"I am like a bad badger."
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Had a female DC say something pretty raunchy last night that's not for the faint of heart... said it while arguing with her DC brother about something or other...
"I believe those are my cum-stains on the bedsheets!"
Ick. :P
Me to DC: "My God, this is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me."
DC: "It's something it isn't it?"
This entire segment of this dream is relatively "darndest".
I'm standing outside a large nightclub, having just arrived four hours late for a party. :?
I see some of my old school buddies leaving the club, saying stuff like: "Oh man that shit was OFF THE HOOK!" and other discouraging banter.
Anyway, I meet up with them, and we are about to cross the street to their car to go home, when suddenly HEAPS of cars come driving past. By heaps i mean like...the whole street is suddenly in partial gridlock, and we are trying to cross the road, past these cars, to get to our own car.
What I begin to notice, is all the cars are the same, Nissian's new "Caroma" series. The cars continue to drive past, and my friend says: "Fuck, people have GOT to stop buying Caroma's."
As soon as he said it, the cars stopped coming past, and we crossed the road. Suddenly, my friends phone begins to ring. He checks the caller ID.
"Shit its my science teacher, he's been calling me ever since I forgot to hand in my essay in year 9."
He flips open his phone and holds it to his ear, then quickly hangs up and closes it. Then he starts yelling at the closed phone:
"WOOOO! SUCK ON THAT! WOOOO! YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!"
lol? :?
i don't know, it's just my interpretation of things. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Kadal
While flying a miniature jet plane during a dogfight, I flew over a old abandoned building and thought 'That must be where the furries live."
i was at the movies and the person behind me was cooking sausages on a mini BBQ makeing a very loud sizzling noise, i turned around and said,
"stop f**king cooking your hamburgers!!!"
DC - "what the hell do you think I'm supposed to do at the theaters!?"
i was so confused i just stood there and looked at him while he kept cooking.
another DC a few seats down walked up to me and said, "that guys seriously needs vanilla"
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i was looking through last year's dream journal and came across this (non-LD)
DC: You know, i could catch a rabbit if i had a sledgehammer. their mounds are nice and round
Me:But we do have a sledgehammer!
DC: So you're saying that if we had a key we could get it?
ME:Yeah!
I burst out laughing when i read this. it was completely random :D
There are three ways to kill the spider queen.... dang i forgot the rest.
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Originally Posted by Tombe
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Originally Posted by Kadal
I think it simply means there needs to be a balance.
I FINALLY have some things to add. My dreams aren't very full of conversation.. that's why i say that.
A few nights ago i was on a bus with some kids from my school and this DC, (one of my friends) goes: "Hey Chris, If you call the bus driver then she will buy us all big mac's!!!"
And believe it or not i called her on my phone and she answered saying "YEEEEEHAOWWWW THE BIG MACS ARE DONE!" (never did get my big mac lol)
Another one happened last night.
I was with this weird cartoonish dude, and i said something to him and he starts laughing. then after he stops he says "I'm Laughing In The English Language!"
I FINALLY have some things to add. My dreams aren't very full of conversation.. that's why i say that.
A few nights ago i was on a bus with some kids from my school and this DC, (one of my friends) goes: "Hey Chris, If you call the bus driver then she will buy us all big mac's!!!"
And believe it or not i called her on my phone and she answered saying "YEEEEEHAOWWWW THE BIG MACS ARE DONE!" (never did get my big mac lol)
Another one happened last night.
I was with this weird cartoonish dude, and i said something to him and he starts laughing. then after he stops he says "I'm Laughing In The English Language!"
(later in the dream i recieved a Tee-shirt with that phrase on it lolol)
I was in a movie with jack black, like school of rock, only school of lucid dreaming. And some dude from the government came from a helicopter and was like, "you must cease all experimental lucid dreaming, or Hollywood will be destroyed"
and i was like dude im not dreaming you idiot....guess i was the idiot.