The other night i had a regular dream and i was talking to this guy and we ended up discussing his name.
DC: You think you have a bad name, try living with mine!
Me: What is it?
DC: Novumpkin.
(obviously a mix between november and pumpkin =P )
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The other night i had a regular dream and i was talking to this guy and we ended up discussing his name.
DC: You think you have a bad name, try living with mine!
Me: What is it?
DC: Novumpkin.
(obviously a mix between november and pumpkin =P )
DC: You can't throw with ****
Me: Crap dude my arms to ****** short!
DC: That's not an excuse look at Reggie
Me: What?
There is a DC with no arms levitating footballs and throwing them.
Reggie: Ya man you suck at life.
My grandmother "I don't want to have sex with you........but your grandpa does"
You should count yourselfs lucky that im not writing the rest....
In the dream I was traveling somewhere in the USA.
DC: In case of an accident you should have a contact person that could be called. Why don't you call my friend in Saskatchewan, Canada.
DC in Saskatchewan: It would be good to have a password.
So i thought about it for maybe half and hour (dreamtime time), then picked up the phone and the person remarkably was still there.
Me: My password will be, 'summer rain falling now.'
DC: Ok....my password is, 'backyard bird with four legs.'
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Originally Posted by BlueStrawberrys
Poor guy.
1342576, your sig image is way above the limit.
My apologies. Changed.
hahah brilliant thread. I finally have something!
so I was in my kitchen with a bunch of people. (I know this part isn't funny, and it's kind of immature, but anyway) One of the DCs farted and we all acted like nothing had happened. Then someone else came into the kitchen from another room, started sniffing, then said "Who's making cookies?"
Okay, I found this really funny for some reason.
I was lucid, and had just tried to teleport myself somewhere, but it didn't really work, and I ended up on this random street. There was a half-built building in front of me, so I went inside. There were a few DC workers in there preparing for a blast. I was in there for a bit, then one of the female workers looks at me pointedly just as they're about to blow something up, and says sarcastically, "Mmm...smells like SAFETY!"
I took the hint and left.
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Originally Posted by Pastro
Omg hehehehe I love you guys and your crazy minds. :D Everything on this page is hilarious.
OMG...that is hilarious....:bravo:Quote:
My grandmother "I don't want to have sex with you........but your grandpa does"
Haha, that's soo hilarious, and very clever for a dream! :DQuote:
DC: You can't throw with ****
Me: Crap dude my arms to ****** short!
DC: That's not an excuse look at Reggie
Me: What?
There is a DC with no arms levitating footballs and throwing them.
Reggie: Ya man you suck at life.
There was a tree with 3 bird nests in it but there weren't any eggs in the nests. Most of the branches of the tree had been trimmed down so there wasn't any shade or covering for the nests. DC looks at the tree and says, "That's because of the government". Who knew?
methinks there is a message behind that one...
On a pirate ship, The Captain looks at me and says:
"Aye- That parrot burns my potatoes.."
In the most serious voice i have ever heard anyone talk in, Ever.
I Lol'd. :lmao:
In this dream, I was talking to my friend Shelby.
Shelby: Ty etna
Me: What?
Shelby: Ty etna!
Me: I didn't understand a word you just said!
Shelby: Don't you know stupid language, southern dialect?
Me: No...
Shelby: I'm fluent in it. See? *random nonsense in "stupid language"*
I was at this sleepover, started dreaming but didn't realize it. The dream plot was the same as real life: My three friends and I in a circle, keeping others out. I dreamt that another girl came over and said, "hey, can I join you?" We said no and she said, "fine, fine, but first I've GOT to tell you what sort of jam I put in my coffee!"
Nice thread.
Mine's gotta be A quote my distorted reflection said to me:
"Custard pies are trying to kill me."
:D
Said by a DC from my lucid this morning http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...909#post559909:
“It’s amazing that any of you get anywhere in your world.”
Now THAT is a quote worth pondering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clairity
My DC once asked me (just as I was about to engage in some morally appaling behaviour) - "But what if you're not dreaming?"
Had me thinking for a while...
me: wow..i cant move my legs
dc: you and your applesauce
Great thread, many funny lines - Ophelia, yours for instance had me laughing out loud :lol:
I'm quite sure I've had DCs say weird/funny things to me as well - I've even gone to stand up comedian theatre in my dreams, and I laughed so hard I was helplessly crying before long. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the jokes...! :( Next time, I'll try and write them down before I forget.
Lol, I love reading this thread! :D
Heehee :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamscaper22
There was a girl trying to flirt with my brother in my dream.
girl: Wow, you have the body of someone from "boy meets world"!
Me: She's a keeper! She referenced "boy meets world"!!!
My dreams actually had a lot of funny things last night but that was my favorite!