From last night's dreams a professor of mine said
“It’s math, it’s a problem, it’s a mathlem.”
Some DC told the professor
“Mathlems? I never heard of that.”
“That’s because “I” came up with it. Don’t steal the professor’s words okay? Okay…”
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From last night's dreams a professor of mine said
“It’s math, it’s a problem, it’s a mathlem.”
Some DC told the professor
“Mathlems? I never heard of that.”
“That’s because “I” came up with it. Don’t steal the professor’s words okay? Okay…”
Yay. I finally have something to contribute!!
Ok, so in my dream there was this indoor swimming pool and this team (called the Water Swimmers...I know) was practicing for a big competition coming up. I was watching them from the sidelines. Basically these two girls were wading in the water and the coach was standing on the edge of the pool, about to give them orders. They looked to be very pumped up for this competition, and i was interested to see how hard the training would be. The coach leaned over a little more and said, "Okay girls you ready?" The girls nodded and then the coach smiled and pulled out a big poster and showed it to them. "Ok. Solve for X."
The way swimmers trained was by solving algebraic equations??
I just thought it was pretty random and funny when I woke up this morning. In the dream it was all normal, as a matter of fact I remember thinking, "That's easy!" But yeah, just wanted to share that.
orange_entity and iwishicouldld, I got a chuckle out of them both! Thanks! :D
This isn't funny, but holy crap, I love this DC.
DC, very urgently: "Do a reality check. Right now."
Thats cool dont you love those DCs
dc-we'll tell him when he wakes up
me-?????
Shortly before a lucid segment of a dream, I thought I might have been dreaming and I kept asking a DC lady if 'this is a dream' or not and she kept insisting it wasn't. Finally, she got tired of me asking and doubting her and turned to another lady and said this:
"Prove to this guy that he isn't dreaming so every one can carry on with their business."
Luckily, the lady ended up proving the I was dreaming. But she did fool me at first. Actually, they both had me fooled at first.
Those were all too funny! :D
This was said by 2 characters from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" so if you've seen the show, keep in mind how they yell at eachother.
"We had an existentialist slavery, with an awsome skatepark, but then everyone went nihilist on us!"
Thats a good idea annoy your dream characters into making you lucid. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaught
I'm getting my haircut, and my hairdresser asks how my day went.
I reply "it was a journado - that's french for a day-tornado"
Haha, would you have been embarassed if you really hadn't been dreaming?Quote:
"Prove to this guy that he isn't dreaming so every one can carry on with their business."
I think that one's really funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Robot_Butler
I was in a dream with Ed, Edd and Eddy in a cartoon room. The gravity was sideways; only Ed seemed to be falling towards the wall. Edd said to me, "This makes life unlivable." :lol:
Yes, it would have been very embarrassing. In fact, I was almost convinced by both of them that I wasn't dreaming and was about to turn my bedroom light back off and go back to bed but, something just didn't seem quite right. But for awhile there I actually was getting embarrassed.Quote:
Originally Posted by weelilhazel
The entire dream is here if any one cares to read it.
A bum is standing on a street corner, obviously intoxicated. A kid I know from school walks up to him.
He says, "Hi, I'm David, " *punches bum in the face*, "Here's a dollar."
Hahahaha! That's great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunalight
Dc-I need you to come into work.....im going to open while its still raining(i work at a car wash)
This is a good topic
Well, it wasn't what another character said, but it was amusing to me. I was back at school and it was game day. I was late and so I was rushing around trying to get my uniform on and get everything together and I was panicing because I was already and hour late and knew that I was going to be in serious trouble. I had to run back to my mom and get a ticket for the game when I suddenly stopped and said,
"Do you know why I don't remember the music or the field show? Oh yah, it's because I graduated."
.... stupid school not leaving me alone.
I couldnt imagine something like this happeningQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunalight
its very humerous
I forget the context but, last night I dreamt this:
Me: "I like how they accept us for who we are. It's like they're oil tycoons and we're the oil."
DC: "Yeah, that crude oil."
It was funny to me when I awoke at least.
My smaller cousin climbs into a microwave and turns it on before my other cousin yells "DON'T YOU KNOW THE DANGERS OF CERVICAL CANCER???"
Ha ha. I laughed at that.Quote:
We had a lucid task a few months back where we were supposed to ask a DC "Who am I?" and I dreamt I was getting slapped around by Professor Snape from Harry Potter. I became lucid and asked him "Who am I?" and he said "You must learn to think outside the box." Then the beatings commenced.
Dc-do you know where unicorns come from
me-the spicket in the wall
another dc-no no no, cant you see im walking here
The other day I tried sleep deprivation, and I succeded exept for 20 minutes. (And I think that was only delta sleep, no REM.) Anyway, After the 20 minutes of sleep, I went to go to the bathroom, and I was convinced I was the character out of a book I had read all night, and I was talking to the other characters, who I thought were all around me. I suddenly realized how stupid I was being, and forced myself to snap out of it. (I know this wasn't really a dream, but I found it pretty funny.)