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Originally Posted by QwinsepiaSquared
So I realized I was dreaming and saw a group of people walk by (I was on campus of BYU-provo and they were walking into the dorm building) They kept walking but one girl turned around and was like "what?"
me: "hey, this is a dream! that's so cool!"
girl: "no, it's YOUR dream, not mine"
me: "ok, what's your name?"
girl: "hello!"
me: "No, what's your name?"
girl: "hello!"
me: "just tell me your name, that's all I want to know"
girl: "No, my NAME IS HELLO!"
maybe in my next lucid I can yell "HELLO!" And she'll appear... that might get annoying after a while:p
luv2dream, when I was 5 and didn't know English, I said "Hello" whenever someone asked me my name! :p Or asked me anything else, for that matter.
DC 1 (who turned into stone and is dead): *silence*
DC 2 (a bystander who saw him morph into stone): Ahhhhhhh!!!!
DC 1 (eyes closed and angry expression on stone face): Will you shut up??
Unlikely that someone will actually read through all these pages, but oh well.
In a non LD I'm being chased by a Homeless person through a city, thinking it's hilarious.
I spot my dad across the street
Me: I'm being chased by a hobo! hahaha!
I run past my dad and he grabs the hobo by the shoulders and uses his momentum to slam the guy's head into the brick wall he was leaning on
*BAM! hobo crumples on the ground*
Dad: SCORE!
:shock:...:(...:banana:
What are you kidding? This is the best thread ever! I'd read all of it if it was ten times as long.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatalForces
Also, "SCORE!", what? lol. Your dream dad is a psychopath. :shock:
I LOL'd at so many of these statements... if I tried to respond to all of them, I'd end up with a post longer than the bible.
Yeah I read these ALL the time. :D Finally got to contribue, too.
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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant
Yeah I have read all of these pages it's by far the funniest thread on these boards.Quote:
Originally Posted by naikou
It's always nice when you have something funny to contribute as well.
Ok they didnt say anything realy but its what they did.
Me and strangers i aperently knew were looking at civil war museums.
Then some how i got transported to some random street of houses. I was on the blue side and we were against the red(?) i thought it was the civil war. Anyways besides thefact that we were in rediculous uniforms, The red side just ran across the street like they were on fire. Not doing anything just randomely running and going NAH NAHNAHNAHNAH. I was peeved >.< . I was like this isnt a war this is rediculous. One guy tripped on the edge of somthing and while he was down I ran up to him and kicked him. At that moment everyone just stoped and looked up at me (WHAT ITS A WAR AINT IT) so all these huge eyed oddly dressed people are staring at me like im some demon spawn. Then from the crowedi just here aaaAWWWWWWWWW and i wake up. Stupid kids :P
Hahahaha!
Ok.
My dad had died and he had turned into a zombie of some kind. Me and my sister had finally beaten him and buried his severed bodyparts in our front yard. It was terrifying, I was very sad because my dad had died. My mother was sitting in the living room mourning. Then a giant alien spawned out of the head of my sister. I realized that this was (no, not a dream) a horror movie!
I asked my mom: "Hey have you seen an alien around here?"
"No", she said, still in tears, "that's the trouble with sequels. They just keep on coming."
I thought it was amusing.
:rolllaugh: Oh man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psylocibin
The following happened in a lucid last night:
*I jump in front of my sister, going farther than I expected and skidding across the floor*
Sister: Michael Jackson!
I still don't understand this.
Once I dreamed my dad turned into a weird (but friendly) sewer monster, and was trying to save us from the green goblin. :rolleyes:
Really? I sounds quite obvious. Michael Jackson is a great dancer, and you accidentally did a cool dance move that reminded the dream version of your sister of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by AbyssNess
this happened in a deild this morning. i walked toward this guy who was doing some homework on a desk in the middle of the park. He asked me, "why dont calculators work in your pocket?" i asked him to repeat what he just said and he laughed and then i woke up.
:chuckle: excellent thread....but I wanna meet some DC's! I wanna share funny stories! sigh....gotta keep workin on my LD skills I suppose!
"Read this book it will save your life" Was lucid in that one. What the hell? I didnt even see what book it was.
My dead cat came into my room and said "JooJoo" ! whatever that means. I think that the only time an animal ever talked to me in a dream. Weird. Will never forget it.
"Maybe you should eat it so we can go to the shop later!"
in a non lkucid
"Shit my laptop is gone forever" - Me
"It's okay itll be back when you wake up - this IS just a dream" - DC Friend
and i still didnt go lucid.... i love these wasted oppurtunities
HI everyone, long time reader first time poster.
In my dream last night it was raining heavily so me and my friend went into the Co-op. While there my friend bought my other friend a CFL as a gift. later on we went back and because it had been raining heavily and one of the staff decided to give me one for free because i was wet and she felt sorry for me.
My family and were at a graduation party and, I was questioning if the brownies had nuts in them. The mother seemed annoyed by this, so I ate a brownie. After asking whether they met up to my "high standards". I proclaimed, "They make my mouth do flip-flops and say 'yippee'." and everyone burst out laughing. (not a dream quote)
My brother-in-law said "We should crown my mom with royal and go out for drinks"
Kate Bekinsale asked if we could have sex "under the ocean in the mountains".
I was a diner with my aunt her friend and my sister.
Aunts Friend: "Omg look over there"
Aunt: "Hmm what?"
My Sister: "That guy?"
Aunts Friend: "Look at that huge unibrow"
All three of them laugh.
Aunt: "It's like a mustache above the eyes."
Aunts: "I was thinking a caterpiller"
Sister: "Mhmm he needs to shave that"
Wow... that's kinda of an intellectual discussion for DCs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Heat
LOL that's really funny! You said that in RL? Sounds like something I might do.Quote:
My family and were at a graduation party and, I was questioning if the brownies had nuts in them. The mother seemed annoyed by this, so I ate a brownie. After asking whether they met up to my "high standards". I proclaimed, "They make my mouth do flip-flops and say 'yippee'." and everyone burst out laughing. (not a dream quote)
This was a non lucid dream... A woman in the dream had cheated on her husband with some guy called JP... Then, me and some other people were playing cards with her husband and she was just watching.
Woman: OHHH... JP is so sweeeet!!!
I look at her in a funny way :shock:
Woman (quickly covering her mouth with her hands) : whooops... :(
Glad her husband was too busy saying something to two other women in the table... Weird DC couple...