Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by DreamVixen

A Dream Character said in one of my dreams, "-As the stack of corn said to the stick of wheat, Am all ears!"

That DC made a pun. lol.

I walked in on Emile from Halo Reach sitting on a toilet in the bathroom of a random house, though he was still fully covered by his armor. He turns to me calmly and says "Do you mind? I'm trying to deliver this explosive payload."

Me: "Stop being melancholy."
DC: *yelling at me* "How dare you say that to me!! I'm not a melon nor a collie dog!!"
Me: "No that is not what I mean!"

Spoiler for Melan collie:

Sorry to double post!

One of my Dream Character in a dream said to me, quote, "There is always a panhandler in every concert that sells magic lamps!"

Me(trying on clothes): I would be so happy if everything zipped to the very top.
Michelle Obama: Oh my god, I know!
Me: You had a chance to make that happen, but you blew it.
Michelle Obama: Such a missed opportunity!

Did you know that all neurotic complexes have healthier sex lives than you do?

1. One that I had, I recall that Sweetchuck from Police Academy told me to freeze. Then he realized it was me and said, "Oh, great! it's you!!"

Some old lady in my dream told me that I dress horribly. Then I retorted, "You look like an old hag!" She was shocked, she said, "I've never been so insulted!!"

A short, pale blue guy in some sort of "sage robes" who lived in a network of underground tunnels once discussed religion with me.

I don't remember most of the conversation, but he laughed at me for "believing in death" because, as he put it "Death is a primitive superstition." Which is probably my favorite weird thing that any DC has ever said to me, because I had fun trying to imagine all the ramifications of a culture that didn't believe in death.

Mr. Tuvok was teaching me how to run in a dream.

"Stretch forward...stretch back...and then twist your body while running. This..." *shows how not to run* "No."

I said in my dreams the other all day all of you are lesser life forms and you worship me as the devil pretty meso

A phrase from a recent dream stuck out: "This is the best thing ever. It's like getting the early bird special on the waffles without even having to wake up at 6:00 AM to get the deal!!" Which is just an interesting choice of analogy to me.

I had a dream about a guy that who expressed his true feeling for me. I knew that I was dreaming. He seemed to be in his younger form that he is now. Unfortunately, for him, I told him that he was in a dream. He said quote, "No! But, I love you!!"

From the “that was random” department, I came across this reading my past DJ entries:

There was a lady with a household duster who was talking about how much better it was than ordinary dusters. She commented that the design was so good that one could probably just leave it lying out overnight and then come back the next morning to find it looking like “an aircraft carrier had landed on it”.

Someone from grade school yelled, "Looks like someones pregnant!!"
Me, *facepalm*

"You can't look at him or he can't do his work, but you also can't look away from him or he can't do his work." - A DC referring to a blacksmith. The ensuing shenanigans were incredibly frustrating.

A DC who had supposedly read my dream journal without my consent:

"So, you dream about Flying Ass-Ponies, do you?"

In case the hyphen's location confused you, here's a bit of a description of the image that appeared in my mind in this dream.

Spoiler for Potentially NSFW:

Three large, pink, winged anuses flying in a room. The pink was bubblegum-like in color, and they were practically flat, flying circles, with anuses taking up most of their body. The wings didn't have feathers, and they didn't even flap. The anuses were just... floating

I hate that this was the most vivid, memorable image in my dream last night, and I am also unsure where 'pony' went in the creation of that horrible image, but whatever. As to why the idea of 'Flying Ass-Ponies' came from to form this image in my dream, I also have no idea.

I hope I never dream about those... abominations again.

In a dream, I watched in disgust as an old bum sitting at a table with a thing of tootsie rolls, put the tootsie rolls on a pencil and then he stuck it in a cup of tea. Swirled it around and then ate the pencil's eraser.

"This dream was dangerously close to triggering 'the secret memory' and thus needs to be terminated." -Morgan Freeman, before deleting a dream

A friend was giving me his old phone, as mine broke.
DC: But be careful, it has a virus.
Me: Eh, I'm sure I can fix it. What's the issue?
DC: You can't open the Play Store. See? *Taps play store icon*
Phone: Sorry, you cannot open Google Play store because somebody let dog moisturizer near it.
One of the most interesting error dialogues of my life

A Dream Character told me that he rather not sit with a group of people to eat because he loves to observe humans in their natural habitat. Then he continued quote, "Everyone here is trying so hard to show how much they've changed when the mere "effort" screams that they haven't. Take a high school reunion, for example, If you go back to high school for an hour or so, eventually they will go back to the same roles that they had when they were in high school."

Then he went off and sat on top of a table in the middle of a mall to observe.

Did any of you receive a Lucidity as a award from a DC for special merits to him in normal dream?

Had a weird dream that I was helping one of my old roommates escape from a drug lord using a blow dryer and my wits as a weapon. Then it ended with me hanging the actor, Clayne Crawford from Lethal Weapon on a tree branch...

my DC's actually don't say stuff too crazy and bonkers, but I remember a character I call Mastermind states he faked his death because he abused his powers/abilities in baseball, and a malicious organization wanted to steal them for themselves

Yeah, I had a dream about a DC who was named MasterMind too. Apparently, he was the mastermind behind in one of my Lucid heist dreams.

Oh, I don't remember any funny or really odd ones.

But I do remember once I was terrified and was running away from the darkness that kept eating everything. Soon there was only me left, I thought. Then out of nowhere a DC appeared and started to run towards me and I tried to get to him as well. You know, kind of hoping that I would be safe or something. Suddenly he stopped and I started to panic since the darkness was so close to both of us. But he looked at the black mass and then at me and tried to calm me down. He said: "Don't worry. You are waking up now." I was so scared so I just throwed myself at him but his voice kept going like an echo. That's when I woke up.