Thread: DV Quotes

I disagree.

I concur

I farted

I hate you all.

You don't hate me

says who?

Says you.

Thread Title: What's the big deal about Chuck Norris?

Originally Posted by Dianeva

I keep hearing his name. Who is he? Why is he always referred to as though he's some ultimate person or something? I don't see what the big deal is.

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Originally Posted by Dianeva

I realise now it's just as stupid as I thought it was. A person has just been chosen to be a godly figure by idiots. Thanks thread.

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Originally Posted by XeL

You can relax. It's just a joke.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

But people partially believe it, enough I think that if they had to act based on the belief, they would. It's similar to religion, in that if people really thought about it they'd probably admit they didn't really believe it, but on some level they do.

:/

From a few internet-weeks ago, but I just realised this should be here, from the "Your spelling it wrong" thread.

Originally Posted by Quantiq

Correct grammar and spelling not only refrains others from becoming frustrated but also makes you seem more intelligent. Also, maybe its just because I'm a grammer nazi but proper grammer, spelling, punctuation and literary format need to be essential guidelines for most forums.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

Don't you mean "it's"?

Originally Posted by tommo

And "grammar".

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

It really is the truth. The penis is true power.

Of course I'm extremely demented so don't take my word for it.

Women are always right.

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

It sometimes happens that people are absolutely, one hundred percent wrong. All of us are actually. All the time. Anthing we put in words is wrong.

lolzies

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

So the question becomes "what is civilization"?

I see that the answer "art" has become fashionable but I prefer "bread". It's so soft and fuzzy. And when it's warm, it's a delight to eat. Maybe butter is required for civilization too. I haven't decided yet.

Originally Posted by Merck

While we are on the subject, I think the Kaniaz ban should be lifted.

Someone update that guy to 2007 at least.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Oh man that bruise I got on my butt last week is horrible. Truly horrible. I will post a pic later.

Originally Posted by Auron

Someone update that guy to 2007 at least.

Oh Merck lives in the land of the necroposter.

He has no concept of time.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

Oh look its theis perosn who noone knows who he is!!!!! lol that's a problem, wha thte hell was the poitn in starting this thread, evne in rionoy i dont see ht epoint lol

Rofl

Where is that from?

http://www.dreamviews.com/f16/happy-...0/#post1825451

Click the arrow on the quote Dianeva

I had no idea that could be done. Thanks.
(Btw, absolutely no memory of typing that post nor reading Horne's post.. I hate when that happens)

Originally Posted by ♥Mark

It's times like these that I wish I could carry a soccer ball with my mouth.

*whistles innocently*

Originally Posted by Aeolar

He's only a human being. He's no god.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

YES I AM. just a kind of weak, half-ass god.

shdyhjuykm

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

Oh, Heeyyyyyyyy

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See the length and how many Y's there were in that 'hey' response?

Yeah, that's right OpheliaBlue.

Girls tell me my butt looks big. But I take that in a good way.

Originally Posted by Meeps

^ It's cute!

She will probably edit it soon. But here's pic for proof.

Meanwhile on #DV

[20:26] <+Artelis> I'LL BEAT YOUR DICK OFF

[20:26] <Dead> nom nom nom

me: Goodnight Jim, may you dream of winged bacon.
Indeed:so that would be like, when pigs can fly

Sorry if I quoted that wrong, still I loled for ages