Things To Run Away From Really Fast #1: The Other Mother
Cast of Characters:
Samael (me)
A Cynical Young Man Surrounded by Crazies
The Other Mother
A Cat
It's been a long night. I'm standing in a creepy, unfinished basement and a group of college student survivalists have been spouting horror movie cliches at every opportunity.
"You can't touch the jelly sandwich," the de-facto leader explains. "It keeps all the other food good. Do you understand?"
"Perfectly," I say cheerily. I'm stealing from Spongebob Squarepants' logic. "Makes sense."
"No," he says, with a long-suffering sigh, "It really, really doesn't." He wanders away, morosely, muttering about crazy people. I briefly consider being a character that this guy is dreaming.
I go looking for food. I sit in the kitchen with my mom, even if she is upset about the potted plant sitting in the corner that looks like a tiger lily and is apparently called a "papyrus". At this point, I begin to tell her about the metaphors and symbolism in our current environment.
"The jellybean sandwich in the storage room is, apparently, there to keep all the other food from going bad, and the 'papyrus' is there because... you have really bad taste in fonts in real life."
"In real life?"
"Well, obviously this is a dream."
"You think so?"
"If it's not, tell me where these objects," I gesture at the flower, "Are located in your real house. Everything keeps shifting here."
The woman sitting across the table from me looks down, fighting to keep a grin off her face. She starts to laugh, and then to cackle madly. Shift. I'm standing near the door and she faces me from a few feet away. Her empty eye sockets are stuffed with bandages.
"Let me guess," I say, "You're my Other Mother."
She doesn't reply, but steps toward me. I wind back my left hand for a punch, but I'm moving so slowly.
The woman is moving in real time, and she takes another step, relaxed and confident. The punch doesn't connect. As she reaches for my throat, I desperately dig my fingers into her eye-sockets. There are teeth.
Everything is going black, facial features are twisting, and the only thing I can distinguish anymore is pain.
Shift.
I'm sitting on a deck, petting a stray cat that's wandered into the yard. Can I wake up now?
Shift.
"That rice is leftover from last night. And it's in front," Oma says helpfully, as I rummage through her fridge. I blink.
"Really?" I say, holding the plastic container. "You want me to eat this? Specifically?" I poke at the overabundance of soy sauce with a spoon. "I'm still dreaming, aren't I?"
...
Also, I did not touch the damn sandwich.
The Other Mother. Scare Factor: 6.
Things to Run Away From Really Fast #2: Doomed Underwater Research Stations
Cast of Characters:
Shawn Spencer (me)
Carlton Lassiter
A Female Member of the Medical Crew
The Victim
The underwater station might as well be in the vacuum of space. Our oxygen generators are broken, environmental systems are failing, and lights are flickering their hearts out. At least nothing's sprung a leak. Yet.
Lassiter and I are running at a full sprint down the narrow hallway, but our progress comes to a grinding halt when we reach a fork in the tunnel. Left or right? A flash of an image: I recall the unofficial layout of the station from a map I may or may not have wrangled from a drunk first mate.
"I'm sensing left!" I shout over the ambient noise of the dying station.
"How would you know that?"
"Really, Lassie, after all this time, don't ya trust me?"
A beat.
"If you're leading us the wrong way, Spencer, I will kill you myself."
When we get to the escape pods - because of course we're going the right way, don't insult me - there's a woman near us, kneeling over an unconscious woman with long, curly blonde hair. I don't recognize either of them, but I get the feeling that the unconscious woman might die if we don't get her out of here soon.
The woman - the conscious one, we'll call her Joy - spots us and points at me, "You, in the t-shirt, I need some help here. Help me lift her into the escape pod."
I hurry over to their side, and pull the unconscious blonde's left arm over my shoulders. Joy takes the right side and three - two - one - lift! Lassiter hovers over Joy's shoulder (not literally, I feel compelled to point out) in case we need help. More help.
The "escape pods" are basically miniature submarines scattered throughout the station, designed for a one-way trip to the surface. They're also very small.
Sparks are shooting everywhere, but I'm focused on the escape pod. "Hang on a minute," I say to Joy.
The door to the pod is open, possibly jammed that way. And there's something wrong with the controls. The autopilot, maybe?
"There's no way we're going to make it to the surface in that." I say.
"Are there any escape pods left?" asks Lassiter.
Flash. Two escape pods to the northwest, through a section that would be venting poison gas into the hallway right about now. That's the quickest route. I shake my head. "We can't make it."
Joy looks at me, considering. "Not with the two of us, you mean," she nods at her friend.
Lassiter and I, and Joy, even, could make it to the remaining shuttles. There's no way we could make it while dragging an unconscious woman with us. And we're not leaving her behind; we're the heroes in this story!
"We're going to have to make it work."
Somehow, we do.
When we surface in the pod, and climb out, we're not greeted by sunlight, but what looks like a conference room with a pool. Several men in suits are staring at us expectantly. From my position, balanced on top of the pod, I hone in on the man who's in charge of this whole fiasco. He's smiling. I sigh.
"I have to go down there again, don't I?"
This time, it has sprung a leak.
Doomed Research Stations. Scare Factor: 3.
Things to Run Away From Really Fast #3: High School Classmates Near Water
Cast of Characters:
Samael (me)
Large Group of People I Knew in High School Combined With Random DCs
Person Whose Name I Saw Mentioned (Jay)
I'm one person in a large group of people who have collectively decided to go swimming. When we appear at the swimming hole [that never really existed] outside of my hometown, most people stand around, looking suspiciously at the water. A guy who I remember being a grade younger than I was [whose name I saw in a journal entry yesterday] jumps straight in to the south side of the pool.
I'm wearing a red lifeguard t-shirt, and one other lifeguard and myself are inspecting the north side of the pool. Some days you can swim in it, other days it's really just a puddle of stinking mud. Like today. I lose my balance when the edge of the crowd jostles me. A few titters, and I exchange words with one of the bystanders.
Obviously, I'll be swimming in the clean side of the pool then, if only to clean off.
The clean side has Jay using the natural rock formations on the other side as diving boards and such. I don't pay mutch attention to him. Rolling my eyes at the group that collectively won't even get in the pool, I jump into the clean water and eye the rock formations on the other side. From where I was standing, there was no way to walk across like Jay did, so I need to do some rock climbing to get to the impromptu diving board.
I'm in my element when I get to the other side and pull myself out of the water. It's been a while since I got to do this [because it's very flat and boring where I'm living now]. There are plenty of easy handholds in the rock, and I work my way to the left, where I'll be able to climb up to the ledge.
High School Classmates Near Water. Scare Factor: 7 because I hated high school 2 for normality, with a point for the fun of rock climbing and annoyance of public humiliation.
Things to Run Away From Really Fast #4: The Narrator
March 12, 2010
Cast of Characters:
Damian, the thief
Sam, the devil
The Princess
Damian is a semi-immortal thief from the "real world". While evading his current batch of pursuers, he is granted a wish from the devil, who introduces herself as Sam. After sending Damian home, for a price, She proceeds to wreak havoc at the christening of the princess, by giving her the gift of infinite will. This backfires spectacularly, when Sam (the devil) is drawn into the plight of a teenaged runaway several years later.
I think it could make a very interesting series of short stories.
Also, I was three separate characters during the course of this dream. I've been Damian, Sam, and The Reader of the story at various points, while reading emotions off of everyone else present. It was all very third person omniscient. Also, not the first time I've been the devil.
Can you tell that I'm not religious at all? Protip: Satan is the good guy.
The Narrator. Scare Factor: 2. Omniscience is so much fun.
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