Note: When I fell asleep, MoSh had gotten online and hadn't been responding. The last time MoSh was online in the middle of the night, there was trouble. I was concerned there might be more trouble, so my first goal of the night was to check on him. With that in mind I used my light / sound machine to slip into a WILD…
I was standing on sort of an invisible ground. I looked around. There was a glowing blue dome near me. It looked like a big blue shield. There was a man standing near the shield, looking up at it. I wondered who he was. I went over to him. I didn't recognize him. What was he doing here standing outside this shield. I looked more closely at the shield. It was slightly translucent. I could barely see inside, but I somehow knew it was MoSh's inner world. What was the man doing standing around watching MoSh's inner world? I didn't know if the man might recognize me as having been with MoSh during other dreams, so I changed form to Sailor Moon and hid my energy.
"What are you doing?" I asked the man.
"I'm going to go in there and fuck with the guy who lives here," the man said, "I'm going to fuck him so hard that he doesn't know which way is up."
"Why do you want to do that?" I asked him.
"Because he's a self-absorbed, egotistical bastard," the man said, "Who thinks he is always right and anyone who disagrees with him is automatically wrong. I'm going to teach him a lesson… and those two bitches who live in there with him, too!"
"Wow," I said, "You're really pissed off. But how are you going to get through that shield?" I touched the shield and got a small ripple. I pounded on it harder and hurt my hand.
The man looked over at me. He eyed me for a bit, and then finally decided he didn't know me. "You won't get in like that. You could hit it with a nuclear warhead and not scratch it. But there's a secret," he said, "MoSh… that's the guy in there… thinks this shield is supposed to block everything out. But there's a little gremlin in there who will let anyone in who wants in. You just need to know where to look to find it. So MoSh and all of his worthless friends are running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to reinforce the shield when they have no clue. It doesn't matter how powerful the shield is when anyone who wants in will just be let in." the man chuckled.
"Wow…" I said, "So these people are completely oblivious…" I commented.
"Yeah," the man said with a laugh, "Come on… watch what I'm going to do. They'll never know what hit them." the man headed around to the left. He was looking at the base of the shield. I followed him, looking very closely at what he was seeing. He finally stopped. He looked at the shield very closely and then tapped at it a couple times. The contact send a couple of energy ripples across the shield. I touched the shield. I also got a small ripple, but it felt solid beneath my touch. I pounded on it and hurt my hand.
"You won't get in that way," the man laughed, "You could hit that thing with a nuclear bomb and not scratch it. Over here. Look."
I went over near the man, I had to resist the urge to vomit. Being that close to the man made me want to vomit. He had bad breath, and I could smell his BO. Yuck! But what he was pointing at was interesting. There was a small black animal or something… it looked like a mole. It slid it's little front paws under the shield and did something, then put its paw through the shield, parting it as if it was fabric with a rip in it.

"What the FUCK?" I asked, seriously annoyed that this was possible, "Exactly how is that possible?"
the man laughed. "Nice, isn't it?" he said, "Now watch what I do in there."
"What you're going to do is leave," I told him.
"I don't think so," the man said as he turned towards me. I had shifted back to my normal form. "It's you!" he said, apparently recognizing me, "Raven, isn't it? You're worse than he is. Self proclaimed savior of the world when all you're doing is trying to control what everyone else thinks!"
"Why are you here?" I asked, "Why are you attacking MoSh? What is the point? We never bothered you, why are you attacking us? All we want is to be left in peace! Why won't everyone just leave us in peace?"
It looked like the man was about to say something, but I didn't really want to hear any excuses. I told him I am getting sick and tired of everyone and their evil step mother constantly attacking MoSh. I told him I have better things to dream about than having to come here every night to be sure no one is attacking. I told him this is a private inner world, and I was going to ask nicely for him to leave. He said he would leave when he was good and ready. I said fine, be that way. I used Black Hole Sun and opened a vortex portal to send him away, the intent was to send him back to where he came from. The portal closed behind him.
"Now don't come back!" I yelled at empty space, more venting frustration than expecting anyone to hear me, "I mean it! The next asshole who comes here to attack is going to get a one way ticket to the Dark Realm! Just leave us alone!"
The little mole was still holding a hole open in the shield. I picked it up. It looked at me strangely. It didn't look evil… it was an animal of some kind. I wondered why it had been letting people in. I wondered if someone might have been controlling it, might still be controlling it. I telepathically contacted Q, and he appeared. I asked Q what the little animal was. He looked at it. He said it was a rock bender. He said they live in the wild of some worlds, and when domesticated are very helpful to miners to get through areas of a mine that are too fragile to dig in or blast in. He said they can phase through virtually anything to open a safe temporary passage.
I told him the little rock bender had been opening a hole in the shield to let intruders in. Q said not to blame the little guy. He said the little guy had probably been trained to help miners, and it is in its nature to open pathways through otherwise impassable objects. I said I didn't blame the animal. The rock bender was actually kind of cute. Q said he would make sure the little guy got to a safe place. Both of them vanished. I looked back at the shield and saw the hole was gone now. The shield was once again solid. I was about to head in and find MoSh when everything faded to black and I woke.
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