Thread: Raven Knight's Dream Travels

I was on the moon. I was not lucid. Finding myself on the moon has become a common place occurrence and thus it is no longer a reason to do a reality check! I walked along the surface of the moon. I looked behind me and made note of the footprints I was leaving in the moon dust. They seemed so crisp and clear. There was no wind in the emptiness of space. But still I was breathing fine. I was thinking my self contained life support system was working great. Then I noticed there was weather on the moon. There was a tornado forming ahead of me. It was sucking up the moon dust in a spectacular display. It was also heading straight for me. I thought I should get out of the way. But it was too late for that. I was quickly caught in the tornado and sucked up into it… and through a portal.

I found myself in a place that looked oddly familiar. It was a rundown futuristic type city. I looked around. I wondered how I had gotten to a post apocalyptical city from the moon. There was a figure not too far off. I thought I knew who it was. "Damion, you prick!" I called out at the figure.

The figure was laughing as he came towards me. I was thinking that if I was seeing Damion then I must be dreaming. I didn't become fully lucid but I did manage to become semi-lucid. I was lucid enough to remember what I had planned on doing. The first step was to piss Damion off.

"Great," I said, "Just what I wanted tonight. A close encounter of the STUPID kind!"

"You are the…" Damion started.

"I mean, are you always this stupid?" I interrupted, "Or do you work extra hard on it just for me?"

"You shut your…" Damion started again, sounding annoyed this time.

"I have seen some idiots in my time," I interrupted, "But you make all of them look smart!"

Damion was getting quite annoyed now. He changed his hands into spears and started swinging them at me. I dodged the attacks and started leading him in the beginnings of a spiral formation.

"What's the problem, Damion?" I asked, "Don't like hearing the truth? Or too stupid to understand it?"

"Shut up!" Damion yelled as he continued attacking. I dodged more attacks and moved into a tighter spiral.

"Your head is too thick," I yelled at Damion.

"You don't know…" Damion tried to say.

"You're built like a stick! Your face makes me sick! You're dumb as a brick!" I continued insulting.

"You're the one who…" Damion started.

"You ain't got no dick!" I added, not letting him respond. He had continued attacking . I had led him just about to the center of the spiral. He was pissed. I still felt under control. The attack was ready to go. Damion shouted something I couldn't even understand.

"You're as ugly as an ox and twice as stupid!" I yelled at Damion.

"Shut up, you BITCH!" Damion yelled as he came in for one final attack. I dodged that attack and moved in for one hard punch to his gut. My cool energy mixed with his hot aura of anger and formed into the signature spiral tornado formed by Ranma Saotome's Hyru Shouten Ha off of the Ranma 1/2 anime series. I said the words because I like the sound, "HYRU SHOUTEN HA!" The whirlwind formed where my punch hit Damion and pulled him way up into the air. He flew out of my sight. I watched after him and I didn't see any more of him. I gave a raspberry in his direction. "Thbbbbbbb!" I was pleased with my Hyru Shouten Ha. Everything around me faded to black as I woke.

are you sure this Damion guy is evil? I did a google search, but I'm not sure who he is, maybe you should at least listen to what he has to say next time? It seems like he is trying to tell you something important.

Originally Posted by Robo

are you sure this Damion guy is evil? I did a google search, but I'm not sure who he is, maybe you should at least listen to what he has to say next time? It seems like he is trying to tell you something important.

I believe Damion is a nightstalker I have encountered in the past and I have no doubt in mind that he is evil. That and then there is the fact he keeps kidnapping me from wherever I may be and attacking me. And his energy is dark. And the name Damion is actually from a person I knew in high school who was a complete jerk to me. I use the name Damion because I can't spell his real name.