28.12.2009
Acting like an idiot at school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Apparently, I was acting like a complete retard at school. I was going around acting like I had no idea what "gay" meant and stuff. Some kid was really starting to get pissed at me and said he was going to kick my ass. I just laughed. Suddenly, later in the dream, I was acting like myself. Saying the word "fuck" and many other worse words. it really was retarded. I don't remember much for this dream. it was retarded.


28.12.2009
Weird Retarded Game (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Our class was going on a field trip to this dome in pittsburgh. We had to fly down to it in a strange tube thing that was really starting to scare me. I looked down at the city below and it was way more lit than the Pittsburgh I know. We flew down to what looked like Heinz Field, but it was brightly lit. When we finally got down there, we were going to play some retarded game where you had to walk through spinning platforms and stuff. We looked up at the hardest one, which was the one everyone had to try first, and I said, "You fucking kidding? I'm not doing that." We had to. The first person to try was a kid in my grade who is a yellow belt in Karate. In the dream he was a brown belt. I didn't tell anyone in the dream that was a black belt(in real life I am), this kid went first and I don't really remember all what happened.


28.12.2009
"The Lucid Maker" (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was sitting at the computer at my dad's house. It was early morning. My digital piano was not there. My computer was in it's place. Hm. Weird. Anyways, I was on a site called, "The Lucid Maker," It said whenever you are on this site in your dreams, it will make you lucid. Interesting. From reading the site, I did the time reality check like it told me to. It was 7:16. I didn't even have to look away, the time changed to 7:19. It just skipped 3 minutes ahead. I got up and looked around me. I looked at my hands and I only had two fingers and a thumb on my right hand. My left hand was normal. I finally realized that it was a dream. I shouted, "THANKS LUCID MAKER!" So then I went over to the couch and I wanted to make that girl appear. I felt like a real person in this dream. I was in the most control I've ever had! I closed my eyes, and with strong belief said, "I want _ to appear on the couch... she will be there when I open my eyes, she will be." I opened my eyes and she was there. I got on top of her(she seemed really lifeless, lol), and I could feel my orgasm about to explode. Not yet! I unbuttoned her pants and I inserted myself in there. I started pumping. It felt like a really warm sensation on my dick. She was pretty tight too. It felt amazingly good. Within seconds I orgasmed. It was great. I heard my dad knock on my door and I opened my eyes. I thought I heard myself say, "What?" but I'm not sure. Turns out my dad didn't knock on my door at all. What the fuck was that then?

The lucid thing, yeah, I forgot all about giving her a motorboat. :/ I had a lucid dream yesterday morning too, but I forgot to post it. its in my real dream journal though.