Thread: n-N's DJ~

Hmm.

Well, lets make a bandwagon.

Just woke up from a nap, I've already lost a bunch of memories, but I'll write what I remember.

Also, fuck grammar/spelling, I'll be writing here when I'm bored. NOT whenever possible.

At come kind of public school, and I see a 'large' cute black girl, who I ask 'what's wrong?', my brain being the perverted 15 year old brain it is, she tells me she wants me inside her. We're somehow quickly separated, dream blue-balling. I search around for her, meet some principal or teacher who tells me she saw the girl in the some office somewhere, I search around more through the offices and see her walking towards me.
As soon as she got close enough I slammed her against the wall, the height difference obvious and a little awkward, I had to bend down to kiss her. We made out for a while until the dream ended. Sad.

Also, shortly after that nap, I fell back asleep.

I've had this dream before, we're in a tomb, a pyramid, a puzzle or something. Walls and grenades and impossible traps. All throughout it, amazing ridiculous things that we somehow dodged. While I'm never there until the end, I can see out of other peoples point of view. Jumping, dodging, throwing, anything they can do to get to the bottom of it.
We eventually arrive, familiarity, peeling away boards of wood. In the back of everyone's mind, is the same thing. We're going to suffocate. There are no plants down here, of any kind. We can't reach the bottom without dying.
Someone says it out loud, I unnecessarily comment "I was about to say that..."

The air thick, I look for light. I look for whatever could be lighting this godforsaken death trap of a puzzle. I see a little starfish, or a dolphin, coming up from under the wall. Digging us out.
Overjoyed, I get the only person left with me, possibly my dad, to help me dig. We breach the sand, and are taken away quickly by the current. Two men from a ways off, just as surprised as us, are brought along in the current. One somehow swimming in front of me, the other hanging back behind my teammate, glaring and sneering at the other happily. Obviously planning something. So we got to this island thing, and it's surrounded by pikes and sharpened sticks. The guys pick up the sticks and start fighting us, stabbing and killing and maiming, I guess.
So I'm in a helicopter, or it switches to aerial view, I can see my dad or team mate fighting.

I finished writing this about 4 hours after I had the dream, so... No more memories. Pew.

Will update whenever~

I actually got some sleep, and a nice silent awakening at 7 today, no help from siblings, yay.

Staying in an apartment reminiscent of upstiars and Linda's house. There are about 10-12 people there in front of me, all clustered together, I apparently part of some kind of investigation group.? Either that, or an acting troupe. We were focusing on a self-titled satanist. he could bend his arms and leg joints backwards, of which he was currently doing. Bending every joint in his body back, farther then they should be able to go, he was quite a sight. There were three children in front of the man, he fired some quickly shooting guns, btu the children were too short to be hit.

I could tell things were getting out of control, we couldn't hold him forever. There were two others, that apparently needed to die. So I somehow grabbed my partners pair of similar guns, and quickly shot the two men, then the self-titled satanist. Dropping the clip from one gun (false memory, this woman with average height and curly brown hair was depressed, and wanted to commit suicide. She was tired, she had kids, and she was ready to do it herself.) and aiming it straight at the woman, she smiled and said "Do it. If you wont, I will." I didn't shoot, but later talked her out of it. Playing Dosh on the computer, possibly. She enjoyed whatever music I was playing at the time.

Got to the computer, was playing Diablo 2, my barbarian on a particularly hard level, somehow. I was level 43, focusing. (dream cut, I don't remember) Now in act 4, playing in the underground lava place. It was pretty much the same, just with hundreds of swordsmen swarming me from irregular places. I somehow knew ice breath and leap attack, through both had different animations than usual. (The swordsmen that were attacking me were most likely ripped from the WoW video I watched last night, They were much like the act 5 mercs.) I played through the level, leap attacking and ice breathing my way through wall upon wall of the swordsmen, all from the usual funky 3rd person view.

Right before I woke up, I hear Carrissa say something like "cool movie, I bet it's like___. I was going to get my hair fixed but___." I forgot what she said there at the end.

Meh.

And you say you don't have strange and random dreams! : ) I really enjoyed reading them, hope you have more to come!

I love the dream with a puzzle. I'd like to have a dream like that so I can see what sort of puzzle and weird solution my brain can come up with. I find it hilarious that when you're dreaming, everything makes sense but when you wake up you think, "what the...?" xD

Originally Posted by A Pierrot's Aria

when you're dreaming, everything makes sense but when you wake up you think, "what the...?" xD

Exactly. I get that constantly.
Thank's for reading!

I had some HI in a nap this afternoon, I was holding a little brown monster toy, it spun his head when I pressed a button on the side.

Something of a fragment, I think I bit Cassie's ear last night~
Should have taken a nap on yesterday. :\

Said 'fuck' in front of Ammon, nera apathy after initial shock, adventure, forgot

God dammit, another sex dream. >:|
Random black chick I don't know anything about, nice and short, somehow related to co-op. We were at a concert of some sort, where I found the wolf and the something book, reacurring element! >:U
I knew the singer/keyboardist Mark, so as he was pulling out random treats to give to people, I walked up and held out my hands, of course catching some kind of weird starburst, or now and later, or soemthing.
Random girl most likely impressed, of course leads me to the bathroom, on our way we encounter someone that says "You lead the blahblahblah from co-op, right?" she just gives her a blank stare till she walks away, then grins back at me. I kiss her inside the room, she has much fuller lips, I suppose.
Sitting up on the sink counter, she takes off her shirt and I close the door, I of course happen to blink, and wake up as soon as I open my eyes.
Damn Wednesdays<3
Oh well, woke up 10 AM, was taking a nap in Carrissas big giant chair, woke up with my awesome faggy frills<3

Woke up to siblings/mom screaming, didn't rememebr much.
Guy not me, playing a video game in his fancy room, maybe hotel room, two girls walk in and he tries to impress them by describing the game and it's details. The girls don't really care, it's a war game that he's playing, and everyone is dying. They eventually leave without him.

made out with Yvette, or Patrice, or Nichelle or someone like that. Janae scoffed and walked by all pretentious.
I've had this dream before, where there's bombs all over the place, and I'm running slow, trying to get away.
I broke a keyboard, which had a couple yellow bomb things, which I placed in my pocket. Dumbass.
Some weird guy in charge of all this, really young, not sure.
There was a Meebo like interface to this weird voice chatting, on something of a HUD, I edited my name, but still, Patrice was nowhere to be found. Her mom was looking for her.
SOC, fuck spelling, blargh

Attention dreamviews.

was in that old musty ghetto house, recurrring dream place, I've had this dream before
the owner wakes up, I run, of course unknowingly, I run the long way around, the owner has mroe than enough time to take the opposite path and pick up his shotgun. I escape/he lets me go, but not without yelling/a stern warning.

Something sexual, and I think I ate some hamburger in another part of the dream.

some kid blowing bubbles into the air that seemed to home into people, the bubbled burst into flame whenever they hit someone

apaprently I was some kind of godly peacekeeper, the flames didn't hurt me, but they were still uncomfortable

giant pig when I ran back home, rustic wood, everywhere

people/children come in fearing the bubbles, shelter

something epic about a movie theatre
standing and sitting with Gretchen, she's all over me, reminding me how much of a whore I am
nothing remotely sexual, she's just wrapped her arms around me, much like how Yvette was last night at fencing

blargh dreams

only writing because of Alex

another epic involving Push, the Last Airbender, and other epic stuff
something about companionship in a field full of boobytraps, arrows every ten feet that shot off randomly, like slow water sprinklers.
I could apparently control some elements, as I snapped my fingers, sending a guard dog(puppy?) up a couple feet, with a pedestal below it. Earth bending.

both Cassie's were in it, dammit

huge-ass starcraft dream, something about me stealing Kiza's fatass girlfriend, then watching him turn into a zerg (well, by the end of it, everyone was a zerg)

at some point, me and Kiza's girlfriend (who I was with only out of pity, or sheer ignorance. It certainly wasn't for sexual attraction.
she was completely into me, somewhat obsessed. not sure what I was trying to do by having sex with her
>.> >.>

For a while(possibly at my church), it actually switched to a view where I couldn't see myself, nor control it. Like watching a cinematic. A civilian in a cheese-burger suit was surrounded by large units, because he wasn't a civilian, but a zerg n a cheese-burger suit! O: homg
he busts out and runs/kills people, then the grocery store scene

What I remember best,was being in some kind of open-ending grocery store, with zerg and people fighting everywhere. I was running from someone (zerg, possibly someone like Duran) fending him off with cheap swords from the toy department, bluffing him that I had weapons that would do any damage at all.

meh, hooray self-interpretation

pewpew

nice and long and comforting dreams

strarted a race with Kiza in some simulation or something, where we would race and demolish cars. I couldn't stop winning, as I am the best at everything.

for some of it though, we were driving and I got in a huge pile-up. I power ahead anyways and run through everything, having my car/truck stripped to just it's frame. then it's chasis. then it didn't even have it's wheels, and it looked like legos, all forming a loose outline, looking something like a cross.
I magically piloted this to the finish, and we got out of our cars or the simulator or something and went and had a huge man-hug. we were in the church parking lot, and I got so excited, I gave him a noogie. we both though the same thing, but Kiza said it first. "You're a white dude, and you just gave me a noogie." he said condescendingly. I repeated him, and added "yeah, I'm cool".
other friends/family/people came out of the long outer hall of the church, coming down to us

dream spinning somewhere else? probably entirely different dream

saw a car stuck underneath the ground again. it was hollow, and looked polished, like a pool. reminded me of a loading screen for the next dream.

I walk into a convenience store, a fairly large one. there's brown all over, and several bored people. I walk to the end of the store and give my usual tone of voice, saying something like "is there more of the store?" or "is this all of the store?"
a woman in her late 30s comes up to me happily, greeting me. a woman/man in drag greets me happily as well, and wonders if I wanted to get dressed up for a boy or girl. It surprised me, but I said yes as a reaction. The store is now much more bright, very colourful, mirrors on the wall. it's a good shop.
outside the church in the dark corner/in a dark closet of some kind, I'm given instructions and clothes, and one bottle of blue dye. I was very worried my hair would stay curly, and look ridiculous. the idea to only dye one part of it never came to me.
so it was some sort of ridiculous ritual necessary for transgendering me, and they had to get all the shop and some animal together. they all counted down as I dressed myself and sprayed the dye thick in my hair. As the door opened, I told her I wasn't ready. about 10 seconds later I came out anyways, and walked towards the mirror very nervously. it was already across the room from me, so I looked down because I didn't want to see/was embarrassed. as I came to the mirror I saw I had fairly blue hair, an almost morphing colour. as I noticed my hair was still a little curly, I looked down. I was wearing something pink, and looked like a shy little wanna-be dyke. ah well, it was pretty.

mom probably made some comment as she drove me to the park. Imani was there and she just made her usual face/comment, not saying anything about the dress/hair. I was both annoyed and relieved she didn't comment. argh.
swings and jungle-gyms everywhere. typical park. gloomy weather.

I come back to the parlor, named "Kostume Kentral". they complimented me again, and

argh memory. wish I could expand on that.

I would look pretty badass with some dark blue hair...

InvisibleWoman and I were involved in some sort of theft involving digital data, I believe.
As we made our way back to the car, I flinched as I saw a bodyguardesque man reaching into his pocket to pull something out.
As the others did the same, I realized he was holding not a gun, but a window cleaning brush of some sort.
The hunchmen in front of the car proceeded to hit the windows and mirrors of the car with these brushes.
InvisibleWoman didn't lose her cool in the least, as she simply rode through at calm and slow pace. She didn't make any attempt to hit the baddies with her car. Only one of the bulked-up fellows managed to get a good hit, and that was on a side-view mirror.
At some point later on in the dream, I was out of the car, and falling quite dramatically. There was something around me, but I can't recall what it was.
Blurrrr

another epic, I think

Andrea and Emily had come over with their parents. They were staying upstairs, and the earliest memory in the dream was me being up there with them. Their dad, Jim, hadn't come up yet. I just talked with Andrea plenty. Very pretty.

we were playing chess, or some board game, while we talked. lots of good memories. she got up, eventually. she had a great ass, and was wearing ridiculous short-shorts.

massive blurrrr

was now inside some high school. ball high except cleaner, most likely. memory starts off with me stabbing some sort of nazgul/wraith king/grim reaper, several times, to make sure it's dead.
behind a glass window in a door, another grim reaper makes a motion, signaling that the other isn't really dead. more stabbing. more rezzing. after a couple of these, I get it's head with a dagger, and fling it towards the door. being bones, it was very light. it continues making signals, telling me that it's dead for a couple seconds, but won't stay that way. I was pissed because it killed someone, as grim reapers tend to do.

eventually I'm running through the halls, looking for shit to kill... someone? with. a faint ghostly image of the reaper appears next to me and I realize Andrea is going to die. I whisper 'dammit' in my usual lisp of a braces kid. I note this in my mind and keep running.

at some point a handful of jock guys have swords and armor and shit and are going to kill a group of smaller people, who all had daggers or shorter weapons. as they big ones were charging, the smaller people group had to shush them so as not to make much noise.

as I was flinging corpses at the door, eventually it became just a head, and then just a singular bone. I continually flicked it, thinking I should destroy it fully. I can't remember doing that.
fragments

From what I can remember, we started practicing a play in a building much nicer than the one we'd be preforming it in. It was something of movie theater, crossed with a very nice train station.
I had very few lines, and often forgot to come on stage when it was my turn. The last scene involved me with vermin, one of which got very attached to me, and came to my leg whenever it saw me. He was fetid and scraggly and huge, but still smiling.

I can remember preforming the play, in a very dark location. Outside was a pig-pen/St Vincent's playground, with a cage in the back, hidden by overgrowth.
I found somewhere in the back to sit, while the rest of the play continued.
When it was my turn, I took one of(if not the very last) the last scenes in it. I was inside the cage, with various rats, and two dogs. The rathat was familiar with me, came runnng up to me as usual. While I had tolerated it before, I kicked it aside.

Afterwards, I talked with Janae, maintaining healthy eye contact, and talking flowingly. I was content that I could resolve things (herp derp meaning)


Playing some kind of game, with tigers, odd camera angles, in a castle dungeon of sorts, above a pit full of lava. As I progressed, dragons and knights and other odd creatures. At first I controlled the units as I would in an RTS. Then when my numbers got too low, I controlled them individually, from an FPS point of view.

I had a knight in the back, an a dragon that had to be told to throw fireballs manually. I had to throw the knight off his dragon with manual mouse/arm movements.

Encaged with affectionate vermin. . .

edit; also

something emotional about Blake

first thing i can remember was being right up against Blake's brother, -who i seem to have forgotten the name of- brimming, top
after a second of squirming indecision on my part, he says something dramatic and i kiss him, then run away for various top

found blake, apparently in a sterile white church/hospital hall. hugs hugs hugs, we move, talk walk around from co-op-ish buildings, through attics stuff vague memories
hanging on blake at this point, we find people and talk with them, blur/blue memories
wake up doing more squirming after a while, hard to forget. top bunk church-camp cabin. 68+ faren in here, under 30 outside. still wasn't cold.

determined that it was actually about people, and not Blake

nolan installed something, promising it was just a game. world up started glitching, lots of loops
apparently my computer (the vista, I suppose) was inside the youth room. I was continually trying to get to the front desk to find help. more often than not, the dream would just loop me back into the youth room, googling something about finding help for this virus, which I never actually searched for. the glitch was screwing with everything, pretty much.

I greatly enjoy reading this, please continue :}

Another epic with lost room items
or in this dream, only one item
at the begining of what I remember, we were outside a dark building. A group of people, whom seemed to be related to the last dream. One of them pulls out what looks like a white diaper, but I 'realize' is actually the sponge. I 'remember' that the sponge can heal wounds of others.
There was never a sponge in the Lost Room series
So we're around upstairs in my church that isn't really my church, but very much resemlesit. trying to figure out what to do.
In the gym, which is now apparently the centerpiece of the church, there is a dinner of some sorts going on. All of the people at this dinner seem to have some sort of hick-ish features. All of them white. Reminded me of the cyclops from Brother Where Art Thou.
So we're just creeping around, there's two elevators surrounding the gym, each with three levels. The bottom level was the gym itself, middle lead to a part that was away from the gym, in a way, but still to a place filled with hicks. The top lead to a rim/walkway surrounding the top of the gym.

Some time into the dream, I'm walking around with some other people of the group, including Graham Fink(singer/lead guitarist of The Outline). He had his hair the same way he did in the Shotgun video.

We're sneaking around, eventually entering an elevator. I reach back into my back pocket and see that the sponge-thing has turned into knife. I again 'remember' that the knife is the item from the series that healed people. I'm really not sure what the knife does in the series.
Part of the covering on the handle started falling off when I looked at it, which was odd because the items were supposed to be indestructable. I noted this in my mind, and left the elevator.
Blurrrrry memory
I eventually get a chance to use the knife. I focus on healing Graham, on a whim, and the knife has some sort of electrical spasm, and the he flies back. He gets up grinning, as all his wounds have completely disseapeared.
More blur
We enter the gym, through the 'back' elevator, and start scanning around. Eventually some hicks notice us, and come after us all crazy.
Blurrr later after they've calmed down, we try the same thing again. This time they're more quick to notice us, and we continue running. I look back over my shoulder, and they've all somehow put on KKK robes of varying shades of white. No burning crosses, just sheets with eye and mouth holes.
We're chased around more with guns and mobs of hicks blurrr
We get outside eventually, at least on of the people on my team has died, and we're all running through the near-empty parking lot(good job, dream logic. 200+ people inside the church, less than 20 cars outside it.) and I will the knife to heal any/all of my team.
One of these team-members brings out this over-sized ninja star, a little smaller than his face, and throws it. more false memories about him being able to do that.
I'm just running my ass off because guns and hicks, and I realize, but not regret, that I've left everyone alone back in the parking lot.
I'm heading for the driveway leading out the church, so I can run somewhere that isn't infested with hicks. But I see one lone big brawler of a hick, staring at me. I realize I have to jump the fence to get to the park, then run in the direction of the police/fire station. I somehow don't jump the fence, but still clear distance between me and the ogre of a hick. He starts chanting as I run through the park, something very distinct about demons. I see two(maybe more) trampolines on the other side of the park, and I have this wonderful idea to use them to jump over the fence, then run some more.
Dream logic freezes, and my internal Psych/narrator pretty much just says 'Nah, Sean just gets eaten by the hick now. The end.'
and the camera zooms back and I can see myself getting pulled back into this giant mouth.
Mock with Psych, semi-lucidity, which wakes me up, and it's 2 PM
Yaaaayyy

I'm only writing this to record my dreams. Not for presentation. Really.