Thread: n-N's DJ~

Something of an epic re-run, I've gone through this plot before, much like the story witht he knife and the hicks.

It started off as something of an RTS, very Warcraft 3. I was in one part of a huge tunnel-esque structure, and I was aware of something else controlling another part of my team on the other end of this tunnel section. There was a battle or something going up on a ledge much higher than the majority of my units could reach. I think the enemy was trying to break down a barrier of some sort. After a couple moments of thought, I placed my archers at the wall, shooting up at the enemies. I might have upgraded them or something idk.
They were firing well over 3 shots a second, so I knew I would be coupling ahead soon.
I also remember something of a zerg attack. Very faded. Spitting zerglings, low health. Very scout-ish attack.

Somehow, I got the top of that wall, and I could see the end of the tunnel, leading out into something of a swamp.
Here at the top, I was surveying wreckage with some sort of reviving tool/creature. At some point I found was sounded like a dragon with a very impressive name. I shouted the title and name of the creature up to an overlord of mine, and curtly asked if I should revive him. Less than a beat passed, and he said yes. Then continued talking to another underling. He said 'no' after another beat, and I was confused. He confirmed again, very patiently, that I should indeed resurrect the dragon.
And so I did. It was a marvelous sight.
Once we got out into the swamp, it got into full RTS mode. I was overhead, I could see half the entire swamp. The rest was black or fog-of-war'd.
I scattered my units, some by shops, and took my dragon out quickly. I knew that there was a large figure 8 shaped marsh in the middle.
I went around, and saw one archer. I paid it no mind, as it's shots did nearly nothing to my dragon. It passed through my mind that if they upgraded their archers, and/or got masses of them, they could take down the dragon with ease. I scouted my way around, without going into enemy territory, and b rought him back over to my side.
Positioned and waiting, I left the game view, and came back to life. My sister's friend, Bella, was watching porn on her laptop. (on youtube, none-the-less!) I turned away, thinking that they would blame me for it if I was anywhere near it.
A cycle or two of that, and I pushed myself back in the game.

I decided it was time for Renaissance.
I went into first-person, as a somewhat scared unit. All the better for life-preservation.
I come back to the tunnels, and enter through some other door, possibly to the right of where I came in.
Long corridors, I had something of a servant with me. Much more brave. I was most likely his servant, looking back on the dream.
We come to a more fancy hall, and I see windows. Outside is more swamp. Doors opposite the windows. We press on.
There's a door half-way open at the end of the hall, with more windows to the left, and doors to the right. I can see light from the door at the end, but I believe my friend went into the door to the right, only to scare me.
I inch my way forward, calling out his name. I know he's there, he has to be. He's just trying to mess with me.
I see a man in the lighted room, and my dream logic says that this means that it's okay.
I head into the lighted room. My colleague follows, once he knows that I'm not falling for it.
We are at a summit of some sorts. Two of my team, two of theirs. Fair.
Outside I can see some sorts of primitive turrets, filled with a bubbling green liquid. I gasp as memories flood back to me. I can see dragons and birds, aerial units falling to their death in my mind's eye.
I ask what the turrets are for. He explains them very simply.
Blur. I remember little here.
Back in the swamp, I begin to think of prostitutes, and how it would raise the morale.

I wake up realizing my arm is numb. Slowly.

epica, thought

after a lack-luster dream, instead of waking up an writing it down, I decided to just sleep some more.
I got what I wanted.

I think I was running, a lot. not sure why, blur everywhere
Blurrrrr
atop a building of some kind, more risk of falling, like in the others.
somehow, I'm in a WC2 competition.
I have fun with it, being orc, and there was a long grace period before anyone could attack.
I had catapults and axe-throwers, as well as some kind of unusual melee unit.
A while before everyone started attacking, I decided to attack a long line of buildings/barracks with a catapult. Not only did it destroy every building in the line, but the ogres and other units along next to them as well. I remember thinking that catapults were a little overpowered.
Some amount of time afterwards, every unit on the board started attacking. A group of my axe-throwers attacked the trees. I let them all be, as I knew I could overpower them all easily. And I did.
some group of cavalry went off to the upper left side, and started going through fog of war in a twisting matter. I ignored them, but still watched.
I realized they were going through some tunnel of trees(?) up towards a finish point. It took them a long while to get there, but I was patient. I thought the end-point, which I could only see half of, due to fog of war, was a starting building. I recognized it as something else when units started disappearing as they went through it.
Afterwards, I still won. Still proud, I went into some kind of lobby. I could feel Janae somewhere around. I didn't look for her, obviously.
Some kid came up to me and asked me something like "How are you so good?!"
I told him something like 'practice', when Janae came up and started giving him tips on how to beat me, saying things like "You have to get a battering ram on his units, and then an archer behind them." I knew she was talking about AoM, rather than WC2, as there are no battering rams in WC2.
Blur
Somehow, a fight broke out between us, and I wrapped my arms around her neck in a hold, and dropped her down to the floor, exactly as planned. She got up, and she was somehow Eroy, now. We wrestled a little more in a long church hallway behind the gym, and he eventually just left whining about it.
Running up, out
I'm back outside on the roof, remembering how I got here.
I somehow had a map, and to my surprise, it looked like I was all the way over in Aisa or Afria, both of which had blended together on the map.
I meet a group of people, who inform me of everything, and lead me to another building.
In/outside/idk are trees and a forest, growing darker forward.
A man I was with points upward, and points out the banana trees. They looked nothing like banana trees, but I realized what lived in them.
I wanted to get out, but they had already climbed up the trees.
I knew what they were (some kind of alien), but they looked nothing like what my fictional memory had 'remembered'.
I knew they were fast, and strong. Their new form was more elongated, and colorful. some were pink and purple, with rings behind their non-existent necks. They looked like legs had grown out of the Alien head, and colored rainbow. It was much more menacing than it sounds now.

I'm back on top of the buildings, jumping across them much mroe confidently, now that this thing was chasing me.
And gaining ground.
After jumping over about 6 buildings, I drop down into my own house, running into the kitchen.
Timing perfect, as soon as it comes into the kitchen, I drop down from on top of the counter, grabbing it's neck as hard as I could. I had it in a great hold, so I knew I had to kill it now. I just Hulk'd it, grabbing it's throat and ripping apart with both my hands.
I was reminded of chicken, the way it tore, and what do you know! It's flesh looked like chicken.

I knew it was the end of the dream, so I woke up.
the end

something about camping. sheds or something.
only some of my family was there. i believe we were all issued some albums. p sure kara got coloris

starting in old co-op, and st patricks, I was cleaning up getting ready for some LARP or something. I started with the small box of legos in the corner, and the shoes strewn about all over.
I had something in my mind about the fight being sound based, and I had found a fantastic idea, but I can't remember it at all. :\

somehow I got into putting together a trumpet case, which I 'recognized' as Janae's. it folded in two different places, and the three sections of it weren't uniform at all. still, I thought it was right.

eventually I found myself in the Seigfried's house. Gretcen's room was dark, and when she came over to the door, she knocked over a tower that I presumed she had been working on for a while. she wasn't upset about it at all.

it was getting ready to start(the fight thing) and I remembered about their great sound system. I remember that they have one in Adrian's room as well. I was about to head upstairs to check on it, but I already knew it would work. I just had to rememeber to play Mormon-friendly songs
as I was waking up, I figured that going lucid might help a little.
fuck me