Wednesday 20th May 2009
This is just embarrassing. I really think this could be considered for the Worst Reality Test Ever Performed by a Lucid Dreamer in the Guinness Book of Records, especially considering only a few days ago I claimed in a DV thread to be able to lucid dream "virtually at will, blah, blah, blah".
So, I’m dreaming that I’m in the living room of a house with some random DCs. I’m watching a young child eat a bowl of cereal. The child goes to put it down on the arm of a chair. There are a few other children around and I’m thinking that is a bad place for it because it will probably get knocked off. Sure enough, no sooner has the kid put the bowl down it gets knocked off. I watch it fall and just before it hits the floor it kind of hovers above the ground on its side but none of the cereal spills out. I realize I might have time to save it so I rush over and grab it. The cereal sloshes around precariously but doesn’t spill. I think about how weird it was that it hovered in the air and decide to do a reality test.
So, with the cereal bowl still in my right hand I look down at the digital watch on my other wrist. Everyone in the room is watching me and I’m feeling so self-conscious that despite looking at my watch and looking away a number of times I don’t really focus on it properly. My thoughts instead are ‘golly I bet everyone is wondering what I’m doing looking at my watch over and over. Oh well it’s not going to stop me doing a thorough reality test. I’m just going to take my time. Yep, I’m doing a really good long reality test here. Good on me'. 
The next thing I know my digital watch starts displaying an advertisement for Clinque’s Happy perfume. I’m quite surprised by this and show my watch to a random DC saying “Look at this, can you believe that now companies are advertising on my watch? How rude is that?”
As if this isn’t bad enough, my subconscious then decides to push it a bit further and a big blue handbag pops out of my watch. I touch it and it feels real. I then say, “Look at this! I can’t believe it! This bag must have been compressed inside my watch the whole time I’ve owned it just waiting to pop out”.
It doesn’t get much more stupid than that folks
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