Thursday 1st April 2010

7.23am I’m in a house at a birthday party. A guy brings a cake out and face plants into it then brushes the top off and re-decorates it. Then we’re inside setting up for a magic show. There’s going to be some sort of moon eclipse. I look into the sky and see the moon surrounded by all these celestial bodies. They’re all in a line at first but then they start shifting. Someone tells me they’re fossils. I ring dad to tell him about it but he already knows. He tells me they’re fossils too. I wake up annoyed that I didn’t RT. I record the dream and go back to sleep.

8.36am I’m driving to the North Shore. I park my car and am trying to put gaps in my windows but the electric windows are malfunctioning and rolling all the way down. I finally manage to get them to stop with just a small gap at the top. Then I’m out of the car walking in the back entrance of a restaurant. I walk into the toilets. A woman I used to work with a long time ago is in there (I talked about her at work earlier that day in real life). She has lost heaps of weight. She says it’s only 25kg but it looks like much more. Next thing two guys have walked into the toilets and closed the door and I know they are up to no good. I attain a low level of lucidity here and I do some karate moves on one of the guys and fire electricity at the other.

I observe as the dream melts away and a completely new dream forms around me. I am now fully lucid standing on the street where my sister lives. It is night time. There are some weird creatures around. I hear a flapping sound right behind me and something taps me on the back and darts away. I turn around and see a little Quail (a type of bird) on the sidewalk looking at me with a guilty expression. I say “hey you!” pointing my finger at it in a scolding manner, “don’t try and spoil my dream. Behave yourself!” Then suddenly a large bumblebee comes over and hovers in front of my face. I stand there watching it absolutely fascinated by the fact that this bee is a dreamland bee. I notice a large weird snake-like creature writhing and wriggling on the grass verge.

Then I hear some people coming. I look around and see two Indian women and one man walking along the path towards me. I walk over to them and ask “what are your names?” to the women. “Sally and Susan” one of them answers. Then I say to the guy “hey look at this” and flash my boobs at him. I say “do you like my boobs?” He says “no”. At this point my eyes close and I can no longer see. I try to force my eyes open but am unsuccessful. I wake up.